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[Con-Z-epT]

 

[Nitty_Grimes]

Oh shit dude i didn't know.
Can't elaborate to much atm but same here a decade. We've finaly found the cause and working on it now. Wish you can get some priority or something. Blessings.

Thank you kind sir.

Nobody would know this has been a long term thing since I fell out of a tree when I was 13 landed on my face with my wrist in front of me, broke my arm in 3 places and fucked my nose (cos landed head first but wrist / arm to protect me if you get what I mean) and my back lol fucked up a disc and now it doesnt work properly.

But other than that I'm fine

 

[Con-Z-epT]

Now i understand your avatar Nitty_Grimes ...

Don't hit me!

 

[badblue]

Gin, beer, hobos, purple hair, high sailors...you lot are ruining my lovely little village!

I know a lovely little village in rural British Columbia that's known for the crops they grow.

We should have a garden.

 

[badblue]

Nobody would know this has been a long term thing since I fell out of a tree when I was 13 landed on my face with my wrist in front of me, broke my arm in 3 places and fucked my nose (cos landed head first but wrist / arm to protect me if you get what I mean) and my back lol fucked up a disc and now it doesnt work properly.

Ouch. I remember falling out of a couple of trees and walking away. Still hurt.

You ever look into just getting the disk replaced? I changed out 3 in my neck a couple years ago and let me tell you, it's been life changing.

 

[Dr.Morris79]

I live in the worst city in the U.K so I was hoping to live my life in my pixel world. Darnit.

What city you in sedg?

The one i'm in, well, town, is turning into an absolute hell hole. I just dont recognise it anymore.

 

[sedg87]

What city you in sedg?

The one i'm in, well, town, is turning into an absolute hell hole. I just dont recognise it anymore.

 

[German Hops]

Almost off from work...

Now, it's time for Buffalo wings, blue cheese, crudités, beer, and game 4 of the NBA Finals.

Life is good!

 

[22:22:22]

Well. Celebrated. All went well. Now some snacks and zzzzzzz... Hope you guys had or having a great night. Doei!

 

[badblue]

Well. Celebrated. All went well. Now some snacks and zzzzzzz... Hope you guys had or having a great night. Doei!

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I live in the worst city in the U.K

Bro isn't that every city in the UK?

 

[sedg87]

Bro isn't that every city in the UK?

Yes but our villages are quite lovely

 

[Maiden Voyage]

<- 10 days until I have to give this back.

 

[Dr.Morris79]

Holy shit. You need to come down south, for your sake!

I honestly didnt know it was that bad. I'll put you up

 

[John Marston]

<- 10 days until I have to give this back.

I'm so destabilized now.
Back in 10 days

 

[Maiden Voyage]

 

[badblue]

That's one way to do it I guess.

But hard work build character.

 

[22:22:22]

And? Which color did you decided on? Also wtf is up with your avatar so surreal

 

[Nitty_Grimes]

Ouch. I remember falling out of a couple of trees and walking away. Still hurt.

You ever look into just getting the disk replaced? I changed out 3 in my neck a couple years ago and let me tell you, it's been life changing.

I haven't actually. Never been suggested either by all the doctors I've seen over the years. Something to look into thank you.

 

[22:22:22]

badblue giving good advice as on should do


MMA fighter Yoel Romero has 3 discs, if I'm correct, replaced in his neck I've heard. So yeah look into it I'd say!

 

[sedg87]

Holy shit. You need to come down south, for your sake!

I honestly didnt know it was that bad. I'll put you up

I'm on my way!

Just have to get past the landmines, the armed guard checkpoints, and the electric fences.

 

[22:22:22]

I'm on my way!

Just have to get past the landmines, the armed guard checkpoints, and the electric fences.

 

[sedg87]

We don't have guns in the U.K. so I would have to go down and rely on my use of finger-pointing and very harsh language. "I hope your afternoon tea is lukewarm at best, young fellow." That could vaporize most Brits.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Also wtf is up with your avatar so surreal

nightmare-slain said I could have his avatar when he got banned.

 

[Con-Z-epT]

nightmare-slain said I could have his avatar when he got banned.

Didn't he meant permabanned? Still funny. And confusing.

 

[22:22:22]

nightmare-slain said I could have his avatar when he got banned.

I see. And i hate it.

If you read this nightmare-slain I hope you have a bad case of diarrhea.

But only for one day being the patriach that I am.

Didn't he meant permabanned? Still funny. And confusing.

Nope no perm.

I do appreciate the ape

But it's just not the same..

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Didn't he meant permabanned? Still funny. And confusing.

He should have put together a will, now you can only take me at my word.

 

[22:22:22]

He should have put together a will, now you can only take me at my word.

Cheeky motherlover

 

[Maiden Voyage]

How was the date 22:22:22 ? I didn't see a thread about you getting any splash damage.

 

[22:22:22]

How was the date 22:22:22 ? I didn't see a thread about you getting any splash damage.

Well. It's a long story. Such so that I voice messaged Con-Z-epT to tell it all.


Preface: I have autisme and PTTS but due to my meds their symptoms are quite subdued. But still there.

Long story long.

She wanted me badly to come over that same night and she would play for the uber.

I get there.

She wanted beer and smokes. Tried to order via apps. Didn't work. It's about past midnight now. She's like there a 24/7 store around the corner of my street. So i say well if it's that close by I'll go and get some stuff. She gave me me her card and pin number. I go out, don't see shit and suddenly I'm lost. My phone, ofcourse, died at that moment. Totally disoriented and it was a semi posh neighborhood with long streets. And all the buildings looked the fucking same (rieveren buurt) So yeah.

To make it short (lie) I walked around for 6 hours non stop until i found her house. Feeling beyond relieved i push the buzzer. No response. Afterwards she said she waited for three hours and did manage to order beer. So she was in a beer coma. Relief turned into severe frustration. Just around the corner of her street were tram "stations" as it were. So yeah i walked over to one and the first one towards the Amsterdam Central Train Station would arrive in... a hour.. yay.. 5:55 in the morning. So i walked back buzzed again. Same result ie none. So back to the tram "station" and well.. wait.

After a couple minutes trams with a 'no service' sign would come pass by, all going the same direction. After the third i decided to walk to the next "station" and repeated that till i had to wait like 30 min. Well at last the tram i needed came and on I went. Fell asleep i guess because I suddenly heard someone say wake up while clapping his hands lmao. I made it and only had to wait 20 min for my train ride home. Arrived at 7:30 at home, took a shit, smoked a cigarette called in sick and passed out.

I calculated how many km I've must've walked between 55 and 60 semi non-stop.

Decided to cancel our initial date which should've taken place last Thursday.

Don't think I'll pursue further contact. I'm on a personal path and my gut tells me she's not the person to be involved with. For many reasons.

So. A night of sex turned into one of the worst night's of my life in context of my mental issues.

Fun fact #1 I've tried to approach three girls on a bike for directions that looked as if i was out and about on a rape search ffs.

Fun fact #2 That morning was leg day.

TLDR: IT SUCKED

 

[kanjobazooie]

He should have put together a will, now you can only take me at my word.

I have nightmare-slain 's will!

I am the true heir.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

 

[sedg87]

I'm going to use my pixel art to create a Gaf Friday game. It's a sidescrolling platformer where you have to eat edibles, drink gin, and defeat enemies. You start on Monday and have to make it Friday.

 

[Con-Z-epT]

I'm going to use my pixel art to create a Gaf Friday game. It's a sidescrolling platformer where you have to eat edibles, drink gin, and defeat enemies. You start on Monday and have to make it Friday.

Bonus level will be the hangover stage.

 

[German Hops]

You guys are the best. I can see why Zelphyr hands out so much gold .

 

[Nitty_Grimes]

I'm going to use my pixel art to create a Gaf Friday game. It's a sidescrolling platformer where you have to eat edibles, drink gin, and defeat enemies. You start on Monday and have to make it Friday.

Enemies have to be purple hair sorts.

 

[Nitty_Grimes]

Anyway...

Motherfuckers...

Champions league final tonight. manchester blues versus italian blues.

I've been out in the sun all day and look like a dried up prune and I have a curry for my tea (dinner)

What say you?

 

[sedg87]

Enemies have to be purple hair sorts.

Premium DLC!

Anyway...

Motherfuckers...

Champions league final tonight. manchester blues versus italian blues.

I've been out in the sun all day and look like a dried up prune and I have a curry for my tea (dinner)

What say you?

Ex Man City manager Mark Hughes is currently the manager of my team. I wish I could swap him for Pep. Or anyone in this thread.

3-1 Man City.

 

[Nitty_Grimes]

Pep manages ANY club that dont have 500 MILLION to spend sorry - man is a fraud.

All he has done is win with teams that have had BILLIONS to spend.

Put the man in charge of an average premier league team - he has more backroom team than players.

Give him Everton / crystal palace / birmingham city / brighton - no fucking money - no 50 backroom team - win the fucking league mate. No chance.

 

[kraspkibble]

I hope the Italians kick Pepe's ass.

Inter to win!

 

[Putonahappyface]

You guys are the best. I can see why Zelphyr hands out so much gold .

He MAKES you like gold, there is no choice in the matter.

 

[22:22:22]

Took my second solarium session at 10:00 this morning. Did some errants and grocery shopping and ended up hanging out with her on my balcony chilling all day lol. Only chore was hanging up some laundry.
Just made and finished some guacamole with nachos. Sun is going down so we'll soon head inside i guess. Prolly watch something and make/eat the shoarma we were supposed to do last night. A nice lazy day.

Prolly some anal sex later and force her to watch suppressed history youtube YouTube vids..

 

[German Hops]

Anal Sex Saturday. You can't beat that.

 

[Nitty_Grimes]

Lick that ring piece.

 

[Putonahappyface]

Anal Sex Saturday. You can't beat that.

 

[22:22:22]

Anal Sex Saturday. You can't beat that.

Lick that ring piece.

That's the best part

 

[kraspkibble]

Anal Sex Saturday. You can't beat that.

I prefer anal on a sunday, thank you very much.

 

[22:22:22]

Nah i depends if she finishes her second bottle of wine. I'm optimistic.

 

[22:22:22]

I prefer anal on a sunday, thank you very much.

 

[kraspkibble]

yeah right it doesn't matter what day i get bummed. i'll take it any day of the week