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[Putonahappyface]

On a positive note my insomnia is starting to subside. On a negative note sleeping medication gives me explosive diarrhoea within minutes! I'm now on Benzodiazepines. Weight training today whilst stoned out of my mind on Benzo's is some fucking mad shit boys and girls and I was really going for it!

Also to the young gentleman on the running machine earlier today twelve feet from me. Who was continuously coughing without placing your hand over your mouth, coughing up phlegm and spitting it into a tissue and throwing it onto the floor all around you. You are an abhorrent malignant cunt.

 

[Hudo]

On a positive note my insomnia is starting to subsided. On a negative note sleeping medication gives me explosive diarrhoea within minutes!

You could sleep on the shitter.

 

[Putonahappyface]

You could sleep on the shitter.

Benzodiazepines are much better. For me any.

 

[John Marston]

For the first time I actually read the "reasons" in our banned section.
Some of them are quite creative

"You seem pleasant to be around"

"Love you too"

"Can't wait for your game of the year project"

 

[Thaedolus]

Oh great, the request tonight is the Mario Movie…only like the 1/2 dozenth time we’ve seen it

 

[Rentahamster]

Oh great, the request tonight is the Mario Movie…only like the 1/2 dozenth time we’ve seen it

If you play this, technically you're not wrong

 

[Thaedolus]

If you play this, technically you're not wrong

I’d actually like to rewatch this sometime. I saw this shit in the theaters and maybe rented it once on VHS but hardly remember it

 

[Thaedolus]

Dawn of No Wife Day 2:

Snow so far was greatly exaggerated in the forecast- on the one hand, won’t have to spend much time clearing it, on the other I won’t be able to use that as an excuse to not get donuts from the little shop down the hill with the kiddos as planned.

There’s an indoor playground my parents got us a punch pass for…opens at 10…I’m thinking we’ll go there to get some wiggles out, come home for lunch and then we’ll introduce Sonic 3 & Knuckles to the new generation.

 

[ManaByte]

I’d actually like to rewatch this sometime. I saw this shit in the theaters and maybe rented it once on VHS but hardly remember it

TRUST THE FUNGUS - Super Mario Bros. 30th Anniversary Collector's Edition (3 Disc - 4K UHD + 2 Blu-Rays +Books +Film Cell +Posters +Stickers +Artcards +Slipcase +Rigid Case) (1993)

Buckle up and hang on tight - the discovery of a parallel universe launches you into the adventure of a lifetime! Mario and Luigi, two wacky plumbers, undertake a daring quest to save a princess in "Dinohattan" - a hidden world where the inhabitants evolved from dinosaurs! Mario (Bob Hoskins -...

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[Peggies]

Oh great, the request tonight is the Mario Movie…only like the 1/2 dozenth time we’ve seen it

Lucky you, I have to watch "Go! Go! Cory Carson" all the time.

 

[Thaedolus]

TRUST THE FUNGUS - Super Mario Bros. 30th Anniversary Collector's Edition (3 Disc - 4K UHD + 2 Blu-Rays +Books +Film Cell +Posters +Stickers +Artcards +Slipcase +Rigid Case) (1993)

Buckle up and hang on tight - the discovery of a parallel universe launches you into the adventure of a lifetime! Mario and Luigi, two wacky plumbers, undertake a daring quest to save a princess in "Dinohattan" - a hidden world where the inhabitants evolved from dinosaurs! Mario (Bob Hoskins -...

shop.umbrellaent.com.au

 

[Thaedolus]

Lucky you, I have to watch "Go! Go! Cory Carson" all the time.

Is this the Austrian Blippi?

 

[Thaedolus]

Me: did you get new undies on?
2YO: no dad underwear
Me: *sigh* ok did you get new underwear on?
2YO: nooooooooo! These ones is good!
Me:

 

[nush]

but hardly remember it

keep it that way.

 

[Putonahappyface]

If you play this, technically you're not wrong

 

[Thaedolus]

See I remember vague flashes of this…like epic rainstorms in the bay area when I was in 2nd grade and playing Out of this World (Another World) on SNES which my brother traded another kid for F-Zero for a minute. Then getting hauled off to see this with my best friend down the street and walking out like wtf…was that good? It was Mario so it was good right?

 

[Peggies]

Is this the Austrian Blippi?

Apparently it's based on the Go-Go Smart Wheels line of toy vehicles manufactured by VTech.

 

[Putonahappyface]

Lucky you, I have to watch "Go! Go! Cory Carson" all the time.

 

[Thaedolus]

Apparently it's based on the Go-Go Smart Wheels line of toy vehicles manufactured by VTech.

Tonight we’re watching Aladdin and gatdamn Jasmin in her red pant suit…

 

[Thaedolus]

“Dada what was it like in the olden times?”

“You know what eat your fuckin pancakes”

 

[nush]

“Dada what was it like in the olden times?”

 

[ManaByte]

This was on cable the other day and that scene was cut out.

 

[Thaedolus]

This was on cable the other day and that scene was cut out.

Better than cut off tho amirite?

….

 

[Peggies]

Better than cut off tho amirite?

….

 

[Putonahappyface]

Better than cut off tho amirite?

….

 

[Thaedolus]

Wife’s connecting flight home was cancelled…

fffffffFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAACCKK

 

[Thaedolus]

Hey I woke up and there’s a woman in my bed, hallelujah!

 

[azertydu91]

Hey I woke up and there’s a woman in my bed, hallelujah!

Wife’s connecting flight home was cancelled…

fffffffFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAACCKK

Hopefully it was your wife.

 

[Thaedolus]

Hopefully it was your wife.

 

[Thaedolus]

I know I’ll never get credit for A) keeping the children alive all weekend by myself and B) not immediately groping and letting her sleep because according to the doorbell cam she got home at 2AM

 

[Thaedolus]

Peggies you’re really skewing the targeted ads in this thread lately

 

[Peggies]

Peggies you’re really skewing the targeted ads in this thread lately

Yep! I'm the gift that keeps on giving.

 

[Rentahamster]

The things we do to get our dicks wet.

 

[Ozzy Onya A2Z]

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[adamsapple]

US East Coast folks, how are you handling the snow?

 

[Rentahamster]

US East Coast folks, how are you handling the snow?

 

[Putonahappyface]

This was on cable the other day and that scene was cut out.

Another reason to buy physical media.

 

[nush]

Applying for jobs online in 2024, damn does this have all the same markers as online dating (As a non chad male). I'm at the point now where I'm going to social experiment some of these companies for that sweet confirmation bias. I don't have to pay for the printer ink, paper, envelope or postage stamp like I had to back in the day so..

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

This was on cable the other day and that scene was cut out.

 

[OmegaSupreme]

I got on Instagram again to follow the thots because I'm a simple bitch who likes boobies. It seems like 90 percent of them are using it to advertise for their only fans. I don't remember this being the case 6 or 7 years ago when I was on it last. I guess the pandemic made a lot of them take that extra step.

 

[nush]

I guess the pandemic made a lot of them take that extra step.

Instagram, Onlyfans, prostitute pipeline is real. They just don't advertise stage three in places you'll see it.

Media kind of picks up on the big ticket ones, but that scales down real low to "street level" in comparison.

The Dubai Porta Potty - Instagram Models Exposed [UPDATED 2024]

What is a Dubai Porta Potty and what are some of the most disgusting Dubai Porta Potty stories? I'm warning you - it's bad.

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Influencers 'being offered thousands for sex'

One influencer said social media had become "a catalogue" for men to select their next conquest.

www.bbc.co.uk

I watched a now former friend go right down that rabbit hole. When I say " watched" I mean I got a play by play and knew exactly where she would end up.

 

[Rentahamster]

Applying for jobs online in 2024, damn does this have all the same markers as online dating

Exactly. Dick pics only work 15% of the time now.

 

[Peggies]

The Dubai Porta Potty - Instagram Models Exposed [UPDATED 2024]

What is a Dubai Porta Potty and what are some of the most disgusting Dubai Porta Potty stories? I'm warning you - it's bad.

travellingjezebel.com

Influencers 'being offered thousands for sex'

One influencer said social media had become "a catalogue" for men to select their next conquest.

www.bbc.co.uk

Not that again with the shitting and the german shepard.

There are ladies present.

 

[nush]

Not that again with the shitting and the german shepard.

 

[Thaedolus]

Me, doing absolutely nothing with my evening…

Friend: hey do you have Marvel vs Capcom 2?

Me: uhh yeah on Dreamcast, somewhere

Friend: wanna play?

Me: I guess, fuck let’s get the banana chair out man

 

[Rentahamster]

I hope you bodied him into next Tuesday.

 

[Thaedolus]

I’m so fucking bad at fighting games lmao

 

[Ozzy Onya A2Z]

SFII turbo or KI2 for me

 

[West Texas CEO]

It's too damn cold. F*ck winter.

 

[Rentahamster]

It's too damn cold. F*ck winter.

It's nice and toasty in Australia