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BigBooper
Member
Is that you with the open mouth?Hey all,
Sorry for neglecting the boards lately. I have been super busy irl. Here’s a pic of me and the co-husbands out with our wife this weekend. We have been super busy!
haxan7
Volunteered as Tribute
With the enthusiastic smile, yes
Peggies
Gold Member
Haha, I remember that. I think it was Cunt and that girl who were his parents. Which is ridiculous cause everyone knows that girls are not supposed to be in here.
Peggies
Gold Member
What's "sus"?
nush
Member
suspect/suspicious.
Looks like Grandpa’s awake.
Peggies
Gold Member
Peggies
Gold Member
nush
Member
Well, what can I say. I'm kind of new to the internet.
But at least I have sex
SoggyBiscuit
Banned
Hope you all had a good weekend GAF 
SoggyBiscuit
Banned
Lol, just catching up on the Brap stuff. Who was in their little clique. It was Arcadia, Brap and a few others but I can't remember. Was Mista part of their gang too? I liked him, what happened to that guy.
I had a pretty good weekend. Y’all saw the lasagna I made, got a small serving of that for lunch at work so I’m looking forward to that. Had a small emo blip last night but I woke up feeling fine. It’s Monday, what’s not to love?Hope you all had a good weekend GAF
SoggyBiscuit
Banned
That lasagne looked so good man. Might have to make some this week.
Glad you're feeling good! Hope you bought out the My Chemical Romance for your little emo blip.
IbizaPocholo
NeoGAFs Kent Brockman
BigBooper
Member
Ever smelled a really old man's pits? I didn't think my grandpa ever wore antiperspirant or deodorant, and he took a shower two or three times a week. Let me tell you, his armpits had a real aroma all the time.
Well, I've recently been taking some medicine that has the side effect of my butt hair and armpit hair falling out. My derriere has never felt cleaner, but since there's no hair in my pits, my armpits don't have as much airflow or something and it smells just like my granddad did. Antiperspirant and washing them multiple times throughout the day isn't even guaranteed to work. It makes me feel a new connection with grandfather from beyond the grave. Despite my hard work, I've inherited his legacy of stink.
It's the circle of stank. It rules us all...
Well, I've recently been taking some medicine that has the side effect of my butt hair and armpit hair falling out. My derriere has never felt cleaner, but since there's no hair in my pits, my armpits don't have as much airflow or something and it smells just like my granddad did. Antiperspirant and washing them multiple times throughout the day isn't even guaranteed to work. It makes me feel a new connection with grandfather from beyond the grave. Despite my hard work, I've inherited his legacy of stink.
It's the circle of stank. It rules us all...
nush
Member
I think I speak for all of Metagaf here and say I can't say I have.
BigBooper
Member
Live a little my man.
nush
Member
Fuck it, I'm going for the old man ballsack sniff.
nush
Member
Dante? Hard no.
Peggies
Gold Member
T8SC
Member
nush
Member
Name needs to be clearly a boy or girls name and most important one that's not going to have the kid taken the piss out of when they are in school.
Just call him David.
My sister wanted name ideas for her son, and I’d just come off playing DMC and Metal Gear Rising, so suggested Dante, which got shot down in flames. She very nearly went with Raiden, though.
BigBooper
Member
As in the inferno.
In 20 years that name will probably seem old fashioned. Not enough symbols.
Honestly I prefer the boring English traditional names like Paul, James, Peter, William.
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T8SC
Member
Well, what can I say. I'm kind of new to the internet.
But at least I have sex
Chris is currently wondering why that's a good thing...
DeepEnigma
Gold Member
Exploitation of a special needs child.
Tschumi
Member
Shit guys, i see an autistic girl dancing in front of a huge crowd with a grin and i feel good for them, sorry but I'm not in the "greta=catastrophe" camp
Peggies
Gold Member
Come on, Dante is clearly a boy's name. No?
Besides in our schools (unless it's a private school) all the children are called Mohammed so he'll be taken the piss out of anyway.
Exactly as in the inferno!
As in the inferno.
Tschumi
Member
Give him the name of the most impressive of your grandparents and your own name for a middle name in case he wants to be a "the 2nd"!
Peggies
Gold Member
"Opa Fred" then
Tschumi
Member
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Thaedolus
Member
My grandpa squatted next to his pool when I was looking up out of it once. His shorts were too short for this maneuver. I saw some things.
Tschumi
Member
this is like one of the few things i have not got any stories about, i have never seen the packet slip
also never seen the aftermath of a serious car crash, or a car crash happening.
knock on wood...
nastiest thing i ever see is a fat dude bending over every few months or so
BigBooper
Member
Thaedolus
Member
These are things to be grateful for, especially the car accident one.
Tschumi
Member
I am, I am... I'm so protective of it that as a secondary quirk I get hella triggered by people going out of their way to, as i call it, 'perv' on car accidents and stuff
yeah i can be a hasty, pushy douche when crowds are looking in one direction... maybe that's why i'm immune to algorithms...
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Ionian
Member
I remember as a kid my father slowing down passing a crash site on a main road.
Just awash with blood, was pretty fascinating yet traumatising at the same time. I certainly wouldn't do it, what's messed up, was a lot of cars doing the same.
There is no way that driver/passengers survived. The car was crushed.
Just awash with blood, was pretty fascinating yet traumatising at the same time. I certainly wouldn't do it, what's messed up, was a lot of cars doing the same.
There is no way that driver/passengers survived. The car was crushed.
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
The only constants in life are death, taxes, and flight delays out of O’Hare.
Rikkori
Member
Sad to say it but this is turning into resetera (again), moderation-wise. Basically can't express anything without it being bland as toast and essentially devolving into the post form of like/dislike. And then what's the point? Might as well be blog comments. C'est la vie, I guess.
SoggyBiscuit
Banned
Bye thenSad to say it but this is turning into resetera (again), moderation-wise. Basically can't express anything without it being bland as toast and essentially devolving into the post form of like/dislike. And then what's the point? Might as well be blog comments. C'est la vie, I guess.
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
I’m hoping to just rebook my trip but AmEx business travel must be bombarded with likeminded people. Been on hold for 30 mins. 
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Don’t let the door hit you on the way out.Sad to say it but this is turning into resetera (again), moderation-wise. Basically can't express anything without it being bland as toast and essentially devolving into the post form of like/dislike. And then what's the point? Might as well be blog comments. C'est la vie, I guess.
nush
Member
Sad to say it but this is turning into resetera (again), moderation-wise. Basically can't express anything without it being bland as toast and essentially devolving into the post form of like/dislike. And then what's the point? Might as well be blog comments. C'est la vie, I guess.
Someone got a console warrior warning.
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