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[Rentahamster]

You have gold membership....it doesn't affect you but some men just want to see the world burnnnnn!!

Much like my birthday cake, it not last forever and I will eventually need another one.

I do not make the rules in this cruel and wonderful existence we call life.

 

[Tesseract]

 

[Richard Packer]

Come by my place around 10pm tonight (my bowels run on a strict 24hr clock) and I'll make a believer out of you.

You should be taking 2-3 dumps a day.

 

[Phunkydiabetic]

You should be taking 2-3 dumps a day.

Sounds like something a Charmin exec would say. I'm on to you.

 

[ThatGamingDude]

You should be taking 2-3 dumps a day.

That actually can vary quite a bit depending on the person

Diet and metabolism isn't the same for every person, so while it's more average to take 2-3 squats a day, going less or more is completely normal too
As long as it's at least once a day that's typically fine, if I understand correctly. It's usually longer than 24 hours that it's constipation

 

[Richard Packer]

Eat more vegetables you fat fucks.

 

[haxan7]

I shit like a man twice my size

 

[Guilty_AI]

I shit like a man twice my size

I'm flabbergasted by thine feculence's magnitude

 

[Richard Packer]

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Those with a gold membership can bugger of.

 

[ManofOne]

You're already a cool kid. No need to get cooler.

You'll just end up like King Midas.

 

[IbizaPocholo]

 

[Barakov]

 

[ManofOne]

why aren’t you fools (who aren’t gold members) fighting to the death (metaphorically).

There is a gold membership on the line here.

 

[DunDunDunpachi]

why aren’t you fools (who aren’t gold members) fighting to the death (metaphorically).

There is a gold membership on the line here.

 

[Ornlu]

why aren’t you fools (who aren’t gold members) fighting to the death (metaphorically).

There is a gold membership on the line here.

Shouldn't the prize be that the winner avoids getting gold?

 

[Rentahamster]

why aren’t you fools (who aren’t gold members) fighting to the death (metaphorically).

There is a gold membership on the line here.

It sounds like someone here needs a thorough bussy washing!

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

why aren’t you fools (who aren’t gold members) fighting to the death (metaphorically).

There is a gold membership on the line here.

 

[ManofOne]

 

[IbizaPocholo]

 

[ManofOne]

Alright, ill sweeten the pot, seeing how I am good guy. I'll be giving two GAFFERs gold memberships for a month.

 

[O-N-E]

Imagine thinking GAF gold is worth dancing for.

 

[ManofOne]

I'll throw in a WAIFU

 

[Jethalal]

 

[Rentahamster]

Alright, ill sweeten the pot, seeing how I am good guy. I'll be giving two GAFFERs gold memberships for a month.

Two you say?

 

[ManofOne]

Two you say?

You already got one! you hamwhore

 

[Rentahamster]

hamwhore

Exxxactly

 

[O-N-E]

It looks like my reaction score went down by 500 or 600 points and messages down by 300

What thread got deleted?

Edit: I'm guessing Giant Bomb...

Meh.

 

[Richard Packer]

I miss MetalAlien That boomer ass motherfucker would have appreciated that T.G.I.Friday pic.

 

[TrainedRage]

How's Facism doing? Do you guys like his political takes more than mine? Seems to be a prominent member now....

 

[O-N-E]

How's Facism doing? Do you guys like his political takes more than mine? Seems to be a prominent member now....

lol wtf...

What's facism?

 

[Guilty_AI]

What's facism?

 

[TrainedRage]

lol wtf...

What's facism?

He will get you banned from politics. Be weary.

 

[Rentahamster]

What's facism?

A miserable little pile of ideologies

 

[ManofOne]

He will get you banned from politics. Be weary.

Did you see him at the A Ahegaostore

 

[Rentahamster]

Did you see him at the A Ahegaostore

Your GAF Gold contest should be who has the best ahegao, not who is the best insulter.


I have the greatest ideas in the universe.

 

[ManofOne]

Your GAF Gold contest should be who has the best ahegao, not who is the best insulter.


I have the greatest ideas in the universe.

This ain't Twitch

 

[Rentahamster]

This ain't Twitch

Of course not, silly buns

 

[Richard Packer]

Do not Google 'ahegao.'

 

[Guilty_AI]

 

[O-N-E]

I missed this before but wtf was this post?

You trying to activate a sleeper agent?

 

[Rentahamster]

Levi Heicho is my favorite character

 

[Grand Theft Scratchy]

 

[Jethalal]

I missed this before but wtf was this post?

You trying to activate a sleeper agent?

Imagine thinking GAF gold is worth dancing for.

 

[borborygmus]

You don't need to suck up so much. Granted there's been some criticism regarding the new forum policy and some people want to express their loyalty but it's kind of sad to see people dialing it up to 11 like this. It's just really unnecessary and kind of cringey, if not downright sycophantic. You're making the forum look like North Korea, lmao.

 

[Jethalal]

You don't need to suck up so much. Granted there's been some criticism regarding the new forum policy and some people want to express their loyalty but it's kind of sad to see people dialing it up to 11 like this. It's just really unnecessary and kind of cringey, if not downright sycophantic.

It's a joke ffs. How is a deepfried meme sucking up?

 

[borborygmus]

It's a joke ffs. How is a deepfried meme sucking up?

He's not gonna have sex with you dude.

 

[Jethalal]

He's not gonna have sex with you dude.

calm thine tits bruh
edit: feel free to ignore me

 

[borborygmus]

calm thine tits bruh

I'm calm. FWIW I hope you do win employee of the month.

 

[Jethalal]

I'm calm. FWIW I hope you do win employee of the month.

New avatar, thanks for the idea bub