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[haxan7]

 

[bronk]

Why do so many virgins frequent meta?

 

[Zeroing]

Why do so many virgins frequent meta?

Can you tell me who they are? I don’t get along with Virgos!

Is your moon on scorpio?

 

[nush]

Why do so many virgins frequent meta?

Where?

 

[Zeroing]

I am 4.

 

[Majormaxxx]

Just got back from like a 45 min bike ride. The first step to getting back in great shape. Been a difficult year for my family so staying fit went on the back burner...

Anyway... Tested pull-ups and dips as well. Pathetic. Eight dips with bodyweight (yikes) and 1 pullup (I had a nasty injury this winter and couldn't even flex the arm so this explains it). At least no pain. I do weighted dips at home (latest was 13 reps with 10kg) but for some reason outside it is much harder outside in the park. I guess my home dip station is wider and makes it easier.

Back from a walk. Pull-ups 2 (1 last time), dips 9 (from 8). Weighted dips at home - still 13 with 10kg. Mentally Was preparing to try for 14, but on the way down on rep 13 I knew it was over. No progress there yet. Going well.

 

[Majormaxxx]

I am 4.

This reminds me of the FANTASTIC show The Last Kingdom I'm currently watching. I pick number 8 but I'm doing the stabbing.

 

[Barakov]

 

[IbizaPocholo]

 

[p_xavier]

I hate being in the office. All useless smalltalk and questions about my personal life. Yes I'm still single Jane*, like I was two weeks ago.

* Name was changed to preserve the person's confidentiality.

 

[nush]

I hate being in the office. All useless smalltalk and questions about my personal life. Yes I'm still single Jane*, like I was two weeks ago.

* Name was changed to preserve the person's confidentiality.

Just tell her you like the cock and roast her for being homophobic if she asks any more questions.

 

[haxan7]

Why do so many virgins frequent meta?

I already achieved sex

 

[p_xavier]

Can you tell me who they are? I don’t get along with Virgos!

Is your moon on scorpio?

Fun fact. My 3 exes (meaning more than a year together) had the exact date of birth, year and all.

 

[Zeroing]

Fun fact. My 3 exes (meaning more than a year together) had the exact date of birth, year and all.

Wait you are telling me that astrology actually works?

 

[p_xavier]

Wait you are telling me that astrology actually works?

No, I just had a strong correlation in my relationships.

 

[Zeroing]

No, I just had a strong correlation in my relationships.

Did they all looked the same?

 

[p_xavier]

Did they all looked the same?

I like tall stocky guys so similar, but no, not related. Two Germanics and a Dutch. All born on Dec. 2 1974.

 

[Zeroing]

I like tall stocky guys so similar, but no, not related. Two Germanics and a Dutch. All born on Dec. 2 1974.

Yeah they were into very kinky stuff. I blame VHS porn tapes. joking.

 

[SoggyBiscuit]

Petition to rename this thread MetaGay.

Who's with me?

 

[p_xavier]

Yeah they were into very kinky stuff. I blame VHS porn tapes. joking.

Yeah, that's why I usually do Europe's parties. Everything is tame and lame in North America. And most gay events now were hijacked by woke trans so I stay out.

Petition to rename this thread MetaGay.

Who's with me?

Only if you change your username to "SoggyBiscuit".

 

[SoggyBiscuit]

Yeah, that's why I usually do Europe's parties. Everything is tame and lame in North America. And most gay events now were hijacked by woke trans so I stay out.


Only if you change your username to "SoggyBiscuit".

I'd happily do it if a Mod actually changes the thread title

 

[Zeroing]

I'd happily do it if a Mod actually changes the thread title

You have my vote.

 

[badblue]

I'd happily do it if a Mod actually changes the thread title

 

[OmegaSupreme]

Not to sound like a boomer but scrolling Facebook is even more annoying these days. It seems like every third post is a Facebook suggestion for some stupid group it wants me to join.

 

[haxan7]

Not to sound like a boomer but scrolling Facebook is even more annoying these days. It seems like every third post is a Facebook suggestion for some stupid group it wants me to join.

I get most of my memes from random FB groups. There's a lot of filth on there.

 

[Barakov]

 

[SoggyBiscuit]

So, that happened.

 

[nush]

Petition to rename this thread MetaGay.

Who's with me?

The GAF in the metagaf title actually does stand for Gay As Fuck.

 

[haxan7]

This thread is actually slowly becoming a bible study group. We’re already 50% of the way there.

 

[p_xavier]

This thread is actually slowly becoming a bible study group. We’re already 50% of the way there.

Well Jesus was screwed on a cross. Much like me on Friday.

 

[nush]

Well Jesus was screwed on a cross. Much like me on Friday.

Nailed works too.

 

[p_xavier]

Nailed works too.

Yes, but I'd rather do a good job as a carpenter's son.

 

[nush]

Yes, but I'd rather do a good job as a carpenter's son.

You have to be skillful with your wood in that profession.

 

[haxan7]

I’m putting you boys in my prayers tonight

 

[teezzy]

I only pray for women

I'm a male feminist

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I only pray for women

I'm a male feminist

Let’s talk about our feelings.

 

[nush]

I only pray for women

I'm a male feminist

 

[SoggyBiscuit]

Let’s talk about our feelings.

I feel damp.

 

[nush]

I feel damp.

A little soggy even?

 

[Thaedolus]

I need to be banned from buying those tortilla land raw tortillas. They just make breakfast burritos too fuckin good.

 

[*Nightwing]

Petition to rename this thread MetaGay.

Who's with me?

+1

This thread is actually slowly becoming a bible study group. We’re already 50% of the way there.

Well Jesus was screwed on a cross. Much like me on Friday.

 

[haxan7]

I wanna talk with my ex-gf to catch up. We haven't talked since May 6th. I think she wanted to come over Sunday night. Should I talk to her or is that a terrible idea?

 

[badblue]

I wanna talk with my ex-gf to catch up. We haven't talked since May 6th. I think she wanted to come over Sunday night. Should I talk to her or is that a terrible idea?

Edit: Though to be fair, I ended up talking with my ex and we ended up getting back together and have been married for 7 years now.

 

[Zeroing]

Jesus Christ... what happened to this thread?

 

[haxan7]

Jesus Christ... what happened to this thread?

we're celebrating pride month

 

[Zeroing]

we're celebrating pride month

by talking about Jesus... I mean he wasn't married but.....

 

[haxan7]

by talking about Jesus... I mean he wasn't married but.....

that's not what the Da Vinci Code told me.

 

[Zeroing]

that's not what the Da Vinci Code told me.

LOL Of course he was married. But let's face it, the bible had tons of things cut out of it, tons of things changed.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

LOL Of course he was married. But let's face it, the bible had tons of things cut out of it, tons of things changed.

#ReleaseTheJesusCut
(No foreskin jokes pls)

 

[Zeroing]

#ReleaseTheJesusCut
(No foreskin jokes pls)

They are all locked in the Vatican library, the only thing the da vinci code got it right! Or was the other movie? I dunno I just watch both for giggles