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Starfield, FF16, GOW Ragnarok, or Tears of the Kingdom - which of these had the worst writing?

Which of these games have the worst writing?

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FoxMcChief

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LakeOf9 said:
I just wanted to discuss games...
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Optimus Lime

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Thirty7ven said:
Asking people to apologize? That’s some beta bitch purple pussy lesbiano coded language my dude. Shit next you’re telling me you graduated college.
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What are you actually attempting to do here?

You have been making post after post insulting and abusing me because I posted an opinion about a video game.

Do you think you look like a really smart, reasonable, and credible person right now?

You like an idiot. An absolute idiot. Stop embarrassing yourself and just shut the fuck up.
 
thicc_girls_are_teh_best

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Mortisfacio said:
Starfield wasn't good, but we're going on 38 years since the first Zelda released and I can't say a single one of them ever had good writing. They've always just been gameplay/exploration games.
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Monad said:
Zelda has writing?
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Writing can be more than just dialog or "epic moments". There's a lot of lore in the Zelda games and like a few others were saying, NPCs have a lot of dialog themselves.

Optimus Lime said:
They were all mediocre.

But God Of War Ragnarok's Kratos is so pathetic, and based on the wishful thinking of a very specific kind of American left wing undergraduate, where his real function is to repent for his errant masculinity over and over and over again, that I can barely tolerate playing it.

It is a worldview of, frankly, lesbian feminists and the pink haired, polyamorous, impotent child molesters who enable them. Kratos was to me, a far healthier, more well rounded, and better character when he existed to fuck bitches, kill things with chains, and be a man.

And his kid is a piece of shit who should be summarily executed.
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David Jaffe is that you?
 
FoxMcChief

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Optimus Lime said:
What are you actually attempting to do here?

You have been making post after post insulting and abusing me because I posted an opinion about a video game.

Do you think you look like a really smart, reasonable, and credible person right now?

You like an idiot. An absolute idiot. Stop embarrassing yourself and just shut the fuck up.
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Ignore the trolls. This place is a lot better once you stop reading their bullshit. The person you keep quoting is already on my ignore list.
 
Dazraell

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Out of these, to me Spider-Man 2 was one of the worst written games I've played in a long while. The amount of cringe dialogue, the bizarre story decisions and double standards in some of characters reactions were absolutely awful

I haven't played Starfield that much, but from what I experienced it was standard cringe stuff from Bethesda they did for years

God of War Ragnarok was a very uneven game for me. It had moments where writing was really good, but some of the stuff - especially with core conflict between Kratos and Atreus was handled very poorly

Final Fantasy XVI wasn't really that bad, but it wasn't great either. It had a lot of weaker moments with some bad writing
 
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thicc_girls_are_teh_best

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Optimus Lime said:
Yes. Hello, it's me.
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Bro, you gotta let this hate go. It's been like 10 years. Kratos has moved on and bigger than ever, you should be proud.

Look at how much your son's accomplished!

LakeOf9 said:
I made a thread to discuss writing, left for lunch, and came back to, well
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I know; I was just taking the piss.

If I had to pick one, it'd probably be Starfield because some of those 250K lines of dialog are just, well, awful. The way the main quest is paced early on is not good, either, and I'd consider that a part of the writing.
 
Optimus Lime

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FoxMcChief said:
Ignore the trolls. This place is a lot better once you stop reading their bullshit. The person you keep quoting is already on my ignore list.
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I get that I spoke in strident language. But, I really didn't like the game. I'm not sure why I'm being insulted by this psycho, and why nothing is being done about it.

Oh well. Maybe I'll just ignore him too.
 
Raven117

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Ya know… I really didn’t like GoW. It jut felt like trying too hard. The whole thing kinda put me off.

The Zelda story sucked. But it always sucks. That’s not what they are going for.

Ffxvi could have been better, but pretty standard fare.

Starfield…. Had its moments of alright. (Horrible first impression).
 
Optimus Lime

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FoxMcChief said:
Yup. Ignoring trolls goes a long way. I ignore threads that look too dumb and are obvious bait. Lots of insecure posters like to draw in folks with low hanging bait topics.
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I'm just amazed that it's a controversial opinion on a video game forum frequented by young men to want more violence and nudity.

Gen Z is not okay.
 
mckmas8808

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Optimus Lime said:
They were all mediocre.

But God Of War Ragnarok's Kratos is so pathetic, and based on the wishful thinking of a very specific kind of American left wing undergraduate, where his real function is to repent for his errant masculinity over and over and over again, that I can barely tolerate playing it.

It is a worldview of, frankly, lesbian feminists and the pink haired, polyamorous, impotent child molesters who enable them. Kratos was to me, a far healthier, more well rounded, and better character when he existed to fuck bitches, kill things with chains, and be a man.

And his kid is a piece of shit who should be summarily executed.
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Oh this is the worst POS comment I've read on GOW: R. Geez dude you are insanely narrow-minded. It's as if an 11-year-old edge lord thought this and fed an A.I. prompt to get this garbage tier of a response back.
 
Optimus Lime

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mckmas8808 said:
Oh this is the worst POS comment I've read on GOW: R. Geez dude you are insanely narrow-minded. It's as if an 11-year-old edge lord thought this and fed an A.I. prompt to get this garbage tier of a response back.
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That's okay.

In the interest of full transparency - I don't know you. You're probably a nice person. But I hate your posts, I hate everything you say here, I think you're a condescending, arrogant, insufferable prick, and the fact that you didn't like my post is a badge of honour.

So, in a weird kind of way, thank you. To be abused by someone like you, who I find utterly reprehensible in every way, feels fucking good.
 
mckmas8808

mckmas8808

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Optimus Lime said:
That's okay.

In the interest of full transparency - I don't know you. You're probably a nice person. But I hate your posts, I hate everything you say here, I think you're a condescending, arrogant, insufferable prick, and the fact that you didn't like my post is a badge of honour.

So, in a weird kind of way, thank you. To be abused by someone like you, who I find utterly reprehensible in every way, feels fucking good.
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I thank god every day that people like yourself hate my posts. Badge of honor indeed! Especially someone that thinks the only thing that makes a person a man is jiggling titties, fucking bitches, and killing monsters. You got the killing monsters, but GOD FORBID he has a child that he wants to raise and train in the ways to be a god. Nope can't do that!!!! Only pussies raise kids.

Let me guess, a REAL MAN would have smacked the mother of his child in the face and left that baby with her to raise by herself as he fucks some more chicks in a cave right?

Kratos is only here to jiggle titties and monsters am I right?
 
semiconscious

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SlimySnake said:
I have read several screenwriting handbooks and preachiness along with monologues is heavily discouraged because no one talks like this in real life. these guys probably dont have any writing backgrounds or have forgotten screenwriting 101.

the spiderman and mj fight is probably the worst example of this ive seen. but the rest of the game is well written. the cutscene immediately following that fight is also very concise and redeems MJ as she finally takes accountability for her actions. So it was very odd to see them write that trash during the actual fight. my guess is that the writers knew that a woman apologizing would probably not look good to era members so they had peter apologize to her while she ranted about sacrificing her career for Peter during the actual fight.
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smh. not having played spidey 2, i just watched the youtube of that fight. i'll go with your opinion that the rest of the game's a solid improvement (actually finding it impossible to imagine it being any worse)...

you're of course correct about these 'writers' (i should've put that in quotes the first time) not being all that experienced/proficient (not to mention, perhaps just a bit lacking in real life experience?)...

having just replayed r&c: rift apart, thinking that maybe i'd originally judged it too harshly, i can say that any of this years 'worst writing' contenders have a hard time topping it. the game is a never-ending barrage of 'thank you.' 'no, thank you' / 'i couldn't've done it without you' 'no, i couldn't've done it without you' / soul-searching, traumatic memories, pandering, pep talks, & enough sticky sweet sentimentality & 'feels' to warrant a trip to the dentist - look, i know the series's been transformed into a kiddie game, beginning with the remake of the first game (in which, among other things, the evil land developer villain is basically usurped by, who else? - dr. nefarious!), but do kiddie game really need to be stuffed with morality/pontification any more than those for adults? maybe a bit here'n'there, okay, fine, but that's not how it works in rift apart. it's relentless, & fundamentally obliterates/replaces all the goofy, dumb, & occasionally questionble, humor of the previous games...

so, yeah, from what you say, spidey 2 is at least an improvement on insomniac's last release...
 
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adamsapple

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mckmas8808 said:
I thank god every day that people like yourself hate my posts. Badge of honor indeed! Especially someone that thinks the only thing that makes a person a man is jiggling titties, fucking bitches, and killing monsters. You got the killing monsters, but GOD FORBID he has a child that he wants to raise and train in the ways to be a god. Nope can't do that!!!! Only pussies raise kids.

Let me guess, a REAL MAN would have smacked the mother of his child in the face and left that baby with her to raise by herself as he fucks some more chicks in a cave right?

Kratos is only here to jiggle titties and monsters am I right?
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Neff

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I didn't play Spider-Man but I did play the other four and of those it's easily Starfield.

Good game but undeniably flawed and the script is one of the biggest problems it has. People just talk endlessly about nothing.

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Optimus Lime

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FoxMcChief said:
I mean, that’s what Kratos was there for for like 5 games.
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I mean, sure. That sounds like fun.

But, do you know what's more fun in a video game?

A truly human drama, in which a man learns to be a better father to his son, and to raise him right.

That these people are fucking serious is alarming. No wonder our entertainment is so fucking horrible now.
 
mckmas8808

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Optimus Lime said:
You are exactly right.

Because it's a video game. It's not Proust. It's stupid bullshit to unwind to.

You and the other idiot are a living study in the IQ lowering properties of blue hair dye.
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The only person who's an idiot is one that believes raising a son can't also be something a person can unwind to. Video games can be multiple things. I killed 500 monsters in GOW:R, but also listened to Kratos teach his son how to guide himself away from anger and revenge, because it can be harmful to him going forward in life.

That's greatness in media form. Sorry you can't seem to understand or appreciate that. Sounds like you only like slap-stick comedy too. Sorry George Carlin and Dave Chapelle are too deep for you. :(

FoxMcChief said:
I mean, that’s what Kratos was there for for like 5 games.
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And yet the games that went away from Kratos mainly being that both have sold better and on average have been rated better games. So that means something. And I'd like to say here.........I loved all the GOW games from day one. I don't feel the need to pick one side or the other.
 
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