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Is there a TERF HOUSE option?

 

[LordCBH]

Best House Ravenclaw

 

[Roufianos]

The Dog House - that's the only place fit for this POS game made by that bigot terf. How dare she imply that men don't have periods.

 

[lifa-cobex]

Hufflepuff

Because that's where all the special needs kids go right?

 

[Stilton Disco]

Isn’t the correct answer to this poll - no one because I’m boycotting the game because JK Rowling is a TERF, fuck JK Rowling?

Now just to warn you, I am going to end this on a silly, slightly insulting and obvious joke, but please don't let that make you miss the point.

Maybe take a step back and think about the person you're accusing of being a hateful bigot.

Because it's JK Rowling.

You know, the woman who is considered so woke because of her inclusivity, supposed retconing to make all her characters gay or black or what have you, that she's practically a meme.

Someone who is notoriously super left wing, gave most of her massive fortune away to charities, creates books that teach the values of love, kindness, friendship and tolerance to children, that have inspired and given hope to people all over the world.

That's the woman you're ignoring the opinions of, not because you're countering them with fact and logic, as she has done in presenting them, but because she's a 'TERF', a slur that makes her less than you, and thus you dismiss her out of hand.

Do you think, bearing all that in mind, that you might, just might, not actually have the moral high ground here?

Could it actually be, infact...

 

[Imotekh]

Slytherin

I for one have not forgotten The Great Rigging when the House Cup we earned through humble diligence and commitment was stolen from us because attention seeking brats got rewarded for breaking the rules multiple times including jinxing one of their friends and burning a man to death.

 

[Lone Wolf]

I’m buying two copies of this game. One copy for each gender.

Oh, Ravenclaw I guess.

 

[Humdinger]

I have no idea what any of that means. Maybe I should read a Harry Potter book, to get prepped for the game.

 

[kiphalfton]

There should be basic logic tests for ravenclaw or a pseudo iq test, to weed out all the retarded people who think they're ravenclaw material but actually hufflepuff.

 

[Fake]

Will be the best aspect of the game.
My pick is Slytherin as well. Hope Avadacadabra is the starter magic lmao.

 

[spinnered12]

Where my slitherin boys at???

 

[Javthusiast]

I am choosing Slytherin.

 

[SaucyJack]

Now just to warn you, I am going to end this on a silly, slightly insulting and obvious joke, but please don't let that make you miss the point.

Maybe take a step back and think about the person you're accusing of being a hateful bigot.

Because it's JK Rowling.

You know, the woman who is considered so woke because of her inclusivity, supposed retconing to make all her characters gay or black or what have you, that she's practically a meme.

Someone who is notoriously super left wing, gave most of her massive fortune away to charities, creates books that teach the values of love, kindness, friendship and tolerance to children, that have inspired and given hope to people all over the world.

That's the woman you're ignoring the opinions of, not because you're countering them with fact and logic, as she has done in presenting them, but because she's a 'TERF', a slur that makes her less than you, and thus you dismiss her out of hand.

Do you think, bearing all that in mind, that you might, just might, not actually have the moral high ground here?

Could it actually be, infact...

Thank you for taking my post seriously, but I was mocking reeee

JKR's comments were perfectly reasonable, only a zealot would find them transphobic.

 

[MadYarpen]

Slythering, the most metal house.

 

[Michael Hawk]

Probably Gryffindor due to the way they run their operations in the books.

 

[Stilton Disco]

Thank you for taking my post seriously, but I was mocking reeee

JKR's comments were perfectly reasonable, only a zealot would find them transphobic.

Ah, well that's left egg on my face, but no worries then!

In my defence, we do live in a time when saying something obviously retardedly stupid as a joke, is indistinguishable from many people's real opinions.

 

[SaucyJack]

Ah, well that's left egg on my face, but no worries then!

In my defence, we do live in a time when saying something obviously retardedly stupid as a joke, is indistinguishable from many people's real opinions.

Sadly that’s true.

 

[IDKFA]

 

[MastaKiiLA]

I'll play all, because I'm sure the stupid trophies will encourage it, and I'm going to try to platinum everything I buy. But first playthrough? Slytherin. I always go dark side first.

 

[bender]

 

[Self]

In my defence, we do live in a time when saying something obviously retardedly stupid as a joke, is indistinguishable from many people's real opinions.

I hear you. Rest in peace sarcasm. How I miss those good old days.

 

[HaveButOneLife]

I'm one of those people who think Gryffindor are the good guys and Slytherin are the bad guys even though Hogwarts isn't that black and white.

I think my first playthrough will be Gryffindor but Slytherin my second.

 

[spinnered12]

When will the game launch?

 

[CrysisFreak]

Put me on the ignore list if you're a Ravenclaw cuck.
Us Slytherin Chads do not care about you. At all.
Can't wait to relentlessly bully Gryffindor maggots into utter submission.

 

[Cockles & Whelks]

Io9 the latest site to have a mental breakdown. https://io9.gizmodo.com/she-still-gets-your-money-1845108332

 

[spinnered12]

I hear you. Rest in peace sarcasm. How I miss those good old days.

me too, feels bad man

 

[iorek21]

I hope WB is not lazy and each house has its own characters/stories/sidequests/perks.

It would be pretty lame if every friend you make is the same regardless of house choice.

Also, let's bet who'll be the Snape/Kamoshida/Morooka of this game

I'm betting it'll be either the Transfiguration or the Defense Against Dark Arts teacher

 

[Deleted member 17706]

Slytherin for sure. This is pre-Voldemort era, so they don't have the stench of his Nazi-like takeover.

 

[Saber]

Anti-Potter fan club here we go

 

[Deleted member 17706]

Isn’t the correct answer to this poll - no one because I’m boycotting the game because JK Rowling is a TERF, fuck JK Rowling?

I'd love if that nonsense didn't get brought up in every Harry Potter thread on this forum. The rest of the Internet exists to bitch and whine about that and you've got 4chan and Kiwifarms if you're more interested in the metagame of laughing at the maniacs.

 

[RokkanStoned]

Ravenclaw or Slytherin seems like the most interesting ones for me, as Gryffindor has been so much covered in the books and Hufflepuff always seemed a bit boring and lame (though they also have the potential to be really interesting). Probably gonna be Ravenclaw my first playthrough.

 

[ZippyTheOtter]

Slytherin.

I'm a Data Analyst by trade. We don't have a choice.

 

[GrayFoxPL]

* Mishima - electricity, family murder

 

[Cyber_hunter026]

 

[Hudo]

Atreides.

Killing people just by saying "Muad'dib" is chill as heck.

 

[J-Roderton]

Let’s get to school lads!

 

[spinnered12]

Put me on the ignore list if you're a Ravenclaw cuck.
Us Slytherin Chads do not care about you. At all.
Can't wait to relentlessly bully Gryffindor maggots into utter submission.

lol we will destroy you, even hufflepuff can destroy slitherin

 

[GreenAlien]

Edit: Nevermind, pointless speculation.

 

[PresetError]

Slytherin, of course. And if I can I will dedicate 75% of my playtime to bully other students.

I expected to see most people assume they'd be in Ravenclaw and I'm not disappointed.

Hilarious to me that the usual crowd of people who suck game developers' dicks like they can do no harm are now refusing to pay for their hard-earned efforts because of the original creator's views, who had nothing to do with this game.

Fuck this pretentious douchebag.

I had to stop watching Easy Allies because of this guy. He's always been unbearable but lateley he's out of control with the political nonsense.

 

[HeadsUp7Up]

Did the wizarding world quiz and got put in Ravenclaw. Looks like that’s what I’ll be choosing if the game lets us. I really like the idea of the doing a quiz in game and letting the sorting hat put you where you should go on your first play through.

 

[HeadsUp7Up]

Put me on the ignore list if you're a Ravenclaw cuck.
Us Slytherin Chads do not care about you. At all.
Can't wait to relentlessly bully Gryffindor maggots into utter submission.

Reported!

 

[Psajdak]

What did Hufflepuff, and Ravenclaw ever do?

 

[fran.fernandez]

Cobra Kai house

 

[BlackM1st]

Like it's even the question. Slytherin. Pure blood will cleanse the mudbloods 》

 

[BlackM1st]

What did Hufflepuff, and Ravenclaw ever do?

Exist.

 

[Zannegan]

Slytherin for sure. This is pre-Voldemort era, so they don't have the stench of his Nazi-like takeover.

"Salazar did nothing wrong." =P

 

[Trogdor1123]

Slytherin or griffendore

 

[Trogdor1123]

Everyone knows Harry should have gone to Slytherin.

He is a descendant of Godric Griffendore though

 

[chimpsteaks]

Hufflepuff no doubt. The games gonna obviously have your player character be some grand hero, it would be way cooler to be the do that while repping the clan that nobody expects to have a hero. Like winning a championship for the shittiest team in the league

 

[buizel]

Slytherin if I'm allowed to not be as cartoonishly evil as they are in the books/movies

In order of the phoenix on wii you could use spells freely around open world Hogwarts. I used to levitate tables and crush Ron with them

This game looks super sick. PS4 when?

Toss up between Ravenclaw and Hufflepufff