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[Cutty Flam]

Name some of the women or partners of your choice

Would you commit to this once in a lifetime endeavor, or would you simply walk away

The women you pick to join you don’t know what the T-Virus is, or anything about the Spencer Mansion, or that there are insane mutant experiments gone wrong all over the mansion

The enemies are exactly as they are in the game, located at where they would be in-game as well

You start off with a handgun, shotgun, combat knife, and 15 bullets for each gun as well as all the maps

 

[Dacon]

Is this one of those drunk threads I hear about

 

[AV]

So all I need to do is stay in the lobby since the zombies can't open doors?

 

[Cutty Flam]

So all I need to do is stay in the lobby since the zombies can't open doors?

But there is a risk if someone opens the entrance door. Those hounds will fuck somebody up

 

[AV]

But there is a risk if someone opens the entrance door. Those hounds will fuck somebody up

Hey, whoever opens the door feeds the dogs. I have a 100 women to go through. That's natural selection, baby.

 

[Kadayi]

100 women and one weekend?

 

[Andrew Korenchkin]

100 women and one weekend?

I heard Meth is better for orgies.

 

[Kadayi]

I heard Meth is better for orgies.

Based on the mugshots I've seen of meth addicts I'm not sure I'd want to go to a meth Orgy

 

[Andrew Korenchkin]

Based on the mugshots I've seen of meth addicts I'm not sure I'd want to go to a meth Orgy

Yeah, I would never touch the shit. And I'm a former Amphetamine addict.

I read on Wikipedia that Meth is HUGE in the party and play culture. These people stay up for DAYS on end having sex repeatedly and binging on Meth to do it. My body is crying just thinking about what people do to it on those binges.

 

[Tesseract]

that's a lot of women, bruh

 

[Cunth]

ops horniness is well known

 

[MudoSkills]

Fuck a nice lady zombie.

 

[jts]

Anyway just import the guestlist from Pornhub's Top 100 and it should be fun times with constant 24/7 banging and HUGE loads. I don't know about Resident Evil though, that part seems unrealistic.

 

[King of Foxes]

Scarlet Johanson (this version)

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Elena Temnikova

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Katya Kishuk

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Olga Seryabkina

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96 obese landwhales

Stampede the fatsos out the front door, while the hounds are busy with them try and escape.

Then i doubt i could convince these women to fuck me so i would just try and grab each of their tits at least once and save that memory for the spankbank

 

[Slings and Arrows]

100 clones of avril lavigne

 

[Cato]

33 hot redheads
33 hot blondes
33 hot brunettes
and
Hillary

I would start by sending Hillary out and, since she is already a Tyrant, she can go out there and mind-control the other infected so that they will not disturb me and the 99 hotties.

 

[sonomamashine]

I'll throw the feminists to the zombies

Fuck a nice lady zombie.

You already doing this tho

 

[Papa]

Ailynn Melon TindalosPup -Arcadia- u in my bitches? Sorry can’t think of 96 other women on GAF.

 

[TindalosPup]

Ailynn Melon TindalosPup -Arcadia- u in my bitches? Sorry can’t think of 96 other women on GAF.

Idk how you're going to erase my knowledge of Resident Evil, but I watch and read enough horror and zombie media I'd get by without it

You might not actually want me there though, I'm a stoner. If I knew no better I'd smoke the green herbs with the lighter and laugh at the crimson head trapped behind the movable object in the statue room on the first floor

 

[Cunth]

damn i didnt even know gaf had 4 girls

 

[Grinchy]

If you asked me for my top 5, I'm not sure if I could even name them. Sometimes I see a woman at the mall who would be at the top of the list, higher than any celebrity. But a few faps later and I can't remember them anymore (and can't go to that mall anymore).

 

[GymWolf]

100 women?
can i inject myself with some weird virus to grow tentacles like nemesis? those women sure aren't gonna remember me as a lazy lover even during a zombie infestation.

 

[GeorgPrime]

33 hot redheads
33 hot blondes
33 hot brunettes
and
Hillary

I would start by sending Hillary out and, since she is already a Tyrant, she can go out there and mind-control the other infected so that they will not disturb me and the 99 hotties.

Imagine one of the redheadds being Amber Heard

 

[sonomamashine]

100 women?
can i inject myself with some weird virus to grow tentacles like nemesis? those women sure aren't gonna remember me as a lazy lover even during a zombie infestation.

Nah bro, just stick to 1 female a day so that the next time you see her the pounpoun is still new.

 

[Mihos]

Plot twist is all of their cycles have synched up....

I will take my chances with the zombies

 

[Valonquar]

I wouldn't want to be trapped anywhere with 5 women let alone 100.

 

[Insane Metal]

Imagine one of the redheadds being Amber Heard

He's not gonna marry her, it's just a weekend

Fuck her till she passses out, I'd do it

 

[Cunth]

Imagine one girl makes you cum and then the next immediately starts sucking you off and this continuous until your knob is swollen up like a tennis ball

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

AOC and me against the world!

 

[jdforge]

Ellen Ripley.

 

[GAMETA]

Are we talking original or remake?

I'd pick Jill Valentine, Alexis Texas and 98 fat feminists.

I'll let you figure out the plot.

 

[GymWolf]

Nah bro, just stick to 1 female a day so that the next time you see her the pounpoun is still new.

What is a pounpoun??

 

[haxan7]

I only need one or two. Can you imagine listening to all those bitches talk.

 

[SpartanN92]

I can think of 100 women hotter than the one Cunth made a thread about.

 

[Fushitsusha]

say no more... always wanted a spencer mansion of my own.

 

[sonomamashine]

What is a pounpoun??

the vagina will get smaller, like new.

 

[DKehoe]

Imagine one girl makes you cum and then the next immediately starts sucking you off and this continuous until your knob is swollen up like a tennis ball

There's worse ways to go.

 

[and 3 others]

That's what I want, to be trapped in a mansion full of braindead monsters everywhere. Then add zombies on top of that!? No thanks.

 

[kunonabi]

Assuming this is them in their prime without the weight gain, bad aging, breast reductions, drugs, and the crazy:

Masiela Lusha
Carla Gugino
Avril Lavigne
Morgan Fairchild
Jennette Mccurdy
Elizabeth Gillies
Alexandra Daddario
Anne Hathaway
Elizabeth Shue
Lola Forner

Hyuna
Jamie Lee Curtis
Jennifer Connelly
Mira Sorvino
Maria Sharapova
Elvira
Phoebe Cates
Christina Ricci
Christina Applegate
Eva Green

Denise Richards
Kelly LeBrock
Salma Hayek
Jennifer Love-Hewitt
Heidi Klum
Marisa Tomei
Jenny McCarthy
Diane Lane
Rose McGowan
Nicole Eggert

Catherine Bell
Elizabeth Berkeley
Melissa Joan Hart
Kylie Minogue
Winona Ryder
Kelly Rowland
Aaliyah
Debbie Dunning
Linda Cardellini
Lucy Pinder

Charlize Theron
Sofia Vergara
Katy Perry
Monica Bellucci
Lindsay Lohan
Jessica Biel
Aly Michalka
Mia Kirshner
Thora Birch
Shakira

Liv Tyler
Emily Deschanel
Zooey Deschanel
Bridgette Nielsen
Heidi Hudson Leick
Barbara Bach
Kana/Asuka
Michelle Trachtenberg
Charo
Dolly Parton

Adrienne Barbeau
Anna Popplewell
Chingmy Yau
Daryl Hannah
Michelle Pfeifer
Sean Young
Katherine Isabelle
Debi Sue Voorhees
Kat Dennings
Natalie Portman

The other 30 would take more time to figure out.

For the record the list is not in any particular order.

 

[Old Retro]

I'll take a few platoons of the Israeli Defense Force

And any cosplayer/youtubers turned into FPS characters

 

[MasterCornholio]

Am I supposed to be this guy or something?

Nothing can stop me except those safe rooms.

 

[Melon]

Ailynn Melon TindalosPup -Arcadia- u in my bitches? Sorry can’t think of 96 other women on GAF.

please no, I don't want to have another brap. I can only juggle one retarded gay son don't make me conceive another one, Matthew. Also, you're still late on this month's child support payment.

 

[Papa]

please no, I don't want to have another brap. I can only juggle one retarded gay son don't make me conceive another one, Matthew. Also, you're still late on this month's child support payment.

Pro tip the support payments stop when the child dies

 

[infinitys_7th]

Shit, just give me the RE girls. Get Jill, Rebecca, Ada Wong, Claire, Ashley, Sheva, Excella, Sherry (grown up, you perv!), Rachel, Jessica, and Moira. . .

Just realized none of the RE7 chicks are hot though. Huh.

 

[Sakura Doritos]

Top 100 female porn stars from whatever the popular porn site is these days. Make sure we're nice and diverse from pasty white redheads to the darkest onyx there is. They need to not shave the bits for a month prior to this escapade if possible. And I need eyebrows in tact. Then we're going to find the garage and find the gasoline and/or propane and burn this fucking mansion down to the ground with all the Karens that turn out to be hiding in that top 100 and don't wanna pull their weight to bait the monsters into the main hall. Then have our own burning man around that bonfire. The burning man will be me, from dat STD stank.

 

[GeorgPrime]

He's not gonna marry her, it's just a weekend

Fuck her till she passses out, I'd do it

Or she kills you with a broken wine bottle because she is feeling abused by Johnny Depp I mean she cut off a finger... she can cut off a dick too

 

[Yoshi]

I think I'd have other things to worry than sex in a Resident Evil mansion. I'd probably pick a bunch of combat-trained fit women in their mid-to-late thirties (I guess that is a good ratio between physical fitness and experience). And hope they do not find out I am at fault for putting them into the situation.

 

[Synless]

Sounds like 100 more zombies I’d have to fight off. I’ll pass.

 

[Sakura Doritos]

I think I'd have other things to worry than sex in a Resident Evil mansion. I'd probably pick a bunch of combat-trained fit women in their mid-to-late thirties (I guess that is a good ratio between physical fitness and experience). And hope they do not find out I am at fault for putting them into the situation.

Misaligned priorities. Anyone can handle a gasoline can or a propane tank. Might as well be business women who've been at war with societal norms for their entire career.

 

[DESTROYA]

OP you need to get laid .