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You get to pick 100 Women for one weekend of fun, but you’re locked inside the Resident Evil Mansion

poppabk

Cheeks Spread for Digital Only Future
Based on my game experience I would repeatedly walk into walls while been killed by the very first enemy, so I'll pass.
 

kunonabi

Member
Another 15:

Mary Elizabeth Winstead
Madeleine Collinson
Mary Collinson
Amy Smart
Haley Atwell
Sabrina Salerno
Eva Kerekes
Summer Sanders
Blance Ravalec
Danielle Bisutti
Rachel Leigh Cook
Lauren Holly
Kathleen Kinmont
Annette O'Toole
Wendy Hamilton

Man, couple big omissions in that first 70.
 

Cutty Flam

Banned
FAX

To: Sanitation Division
Attn: Manager of Sanitation
From: Raccoon Disaster Contingency Committee

The contents of this fax are confidential and intended for the named addressee only. Any copying, or disclosure of the contents of this fax to any third party is strictly forbidden by the sender.

After reading the contents of this fax, it must be destroyed immediately.

We expect significant increase in the damage done by the recent T-Virus' outbreak than initially estimated. There are several concerns.

First concern
More than half of the researchers have been infected by the T-Virus and died. It has also been reported that almost all of the survivors of this accident are starting to show symptoms of the T-Virus infection.

Second concern
Our Secret Security Patrol Team has also been completely eradicated. Therefore, our most secret research is in danger of public disclosure. Quick actions are demanded to prevent mass media coverage.

Third concern
There is a high possibility that most of the specimens are running loose inside the compound. We expect many casualties to follow.

However yet unfortunate, these casualties underscore the success of our research results. Actions must be taken to prevent our research results from being made public.

We suspect the first official intervention will come from the State Police and S.T.A.R.S. We strongly recommend taking measures against them first.
 
Assuming this is them in their prime without the weight gain, bad aging, breast reductions, drugs, and the crazy:

Masiela Lusha
Carla Gugino
Avril Lavigne
Morgan Fairchild
Jennette Mccurdy
Elizabeth Gillies
Alexandra Daddario
Anne Hathaway
Elizabeth Shue
Lola Forner

Hyuna
Jamie Lee Curtis
Jennifer Connelly
Mira Sorvino
Maria Sharapova
Elvira
Phoebe Cates
Christina Ricci
Christina Applegate
Eva Green

Denise Richards
Kelly LeBrock
Salma Hayek
Jennifer Love-Hewitt
Heidi Klum
Marisa Tomei
Jenny McCarthy
Diane Lane
Rose McGowan
Nicole Eggert

Catherine Bell
Elizabeth Berkeley
Melissa Joan Hart
Kylie Minogue
Winona Ryder
Kelly Rowland
Aaliyah
Debbie Dunning
Linda Cardellini
Lucy Pinder

Charlize Theron
Sofia Vergara
Katy Perry
Monica Bellucci
Lindsay Lohan
Jessica Biel
Aly Michalka
Mia Kirshner
Thora Birch
Shakira

Liv Tyler
Emily Deschanel
Zooey Deschanel
Bridgette Nielsen
Heidi Hudson Leick
Barbara Bach
Kana/Asuka
Michelle Trachtenberg
Charo
Dolly Parton

Adrienne Barbeau
Anna Popplewell
Chingmy Yau
Daryl Hannah
Michelle Pfeifer
Sean Young
Katherine Isabelle
Debi Sue Voorhees
Kat Dennings
Natalie Portman

The other 30 would take more time to figure out.

For the record the list is not in any particular order.
My man you actually sat and typed this. Respect


I would pick Danny DeVito
 

Dr.Morris79

Gold Member
'Quick, head to that Playboy mansion'
'Hope this is not Chris... tines blood'
'Dont open that.. purse..'
'Here take this, it's a lipstick'
'Hahaha, You was almost a Jill, and Jessica, sandwich'
'BARRY'

..I need to go out.
 

xrnzaaas

Member
I've never played these games, is this a nice mansion?
Yes, it's very classy.

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kittoo

Cretinously credulous
I will get Brooke Ence and Jacqueline Fernandez.

Brooke the hulk will kill Zombies while I bang Jacqueline.
I dont mind the other way around also but I doubt Jacqueline will be efficient at killing zombies lol.

Brooke-

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Jacqueline-

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MHubert

Member
Name some of the women or partners of your choice

Would you commit to this once in a lifetime endeavor, or would you simply walk away

The women you pick to join you don’t know what the T-Virus is, or anything about the Spencer Mansion, or that there are insane mutant experiments gone wrong all over the mansion

The enemies are exactly as they are in the game, located at where they would be in-game as well

You start off with a handgun, shotgun, combat knife, and 15 bullets for each gun as well as all the maps
I'll just stay in the dining hall, it's cozy and no shit's going on. If any of my 'guests' start to become annoying, I'll politely tell them the way to the toilet is at the end of the hall, door to the right.
 

RJMacready73

Simps for Amouranth
Assuming this is them in their prime without the weight gain, bad aging, breast reductions, drugs, and the crazy:

Masiela Lusha
Carla Gugino
Avril Lavigne
Morgan Fairchild
Jennette Mccurdy
Elizabeth Gillies
Alexandra Daddario
Anne Hathaway
Elizabeth Shue
Lola Forner

Hyuna
Jamie Lee Curtis
Jennifer Connelly
Mira Sorvino
Maria Sharapova
Elvira
Phoebe Cates
Christina Ricci
Christina Applegate
Eva Green

Denise Richards
Kelly LeBrock
Salma Hayek
Jennifer Love-Hewitt
Heidi Klum
Marisa Tomei
Jenny McCarthy
Diane Lane
Rose McGowan
Nicole Eggert

Catherine Bell
Elizabeth Berkeley
Melissa Joan Hart
Kylie Minogue
Winona Ryder
Kelly Rowland
Aaliyah
Debbie Dunning
Linda Cardellini
Lucy Pinder

Charlize Theron
Sofia Vergara
Katy Perry
Monica Bellucci
Lindsay Lohan
Jessica Biel
Aly Michalka
Mia Kirshner
Thora Birch
Shakira

Liv Tyler
Emily Deschanel
Zooey Deschanel
Bridgette Nielsen
Heidi Hudson Leick
Barbara Bach
Kana/Asuka
Michelle Trachtenberg
Charo
Dolly Parton

Adrienne Barbeau
Anna Popplewell
Chingmy Yau
Daryl Hannah
Michelle Pfeifer
Sean Young
Katherine Isabelle
Debi Sue Voorhees
Kat Dennings
Natalie Portman

The other 30 would take more time to figure out.

For the record the list is not in any particular order.
Please for the love God tell me you didn't actually fucking type out a list of women you want to be trapped in a fucking resident evil mansion with... What the fuck is wrong with you people, why would you want to a: be trapped in the resident evil mansion and b: bring a 100!???? Fucking women with you... 100... 100 women...

Having said that I'm bringing Gaddafi's all female guards with me
 
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Easy.

Stay in the lobby with a box of condoms and a bottle tequila.

Make it hard OP. You didn't think this one through did ya?
 
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haxan7

Volunteered as Tribute
I’d cover all my bases, ie big tits girls, big butt girls, girls who are great at BJs, girls who eat ass, pale girls, Spanish girls, Asian girls, etc.

All loads dumped raw dog cream pies.
 

Cutty Flam

Banned



Ana de la Reguera
Sarah Stephens
Tulsi Gabbard
Lucious Lopez
Georgia Peach
Cherokee D'Ass
Laura Fraser
Trish Stratus
Magga Braco
Penelope Cruz
Ada Wong
Jill Valentine
Claire Redfield
Sherry Birkin
Ashley Graham (Ballistics)
Hillary Clinton gonna send her to get herbs
I've never played these games, is this a nice mansion?
One of the greatest games of all time

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