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[Alfen Dave]

Bidets or any Ass-washing service.

Honestly, not washing your butthole with water after a quick visit to the stinkwell..it's kinda nasty isn't it?

Dropped some shit bomb just recently, nothing too dramatic in itself, however, this time, after a few dry wipe with the toilet paper, I took the imitative to get in the tub, crouch and wash the intimate parts using some running water. It was a bit awkward using reaching for the soap and all but, nonetheless, after drying it all up with a towel, I feeling way cleaner and tidier than when I only use the paper..
Paper which by the way is neither that efficient, ecologic nor economic on the long run (same goes for wet wipes).

On this particular habit, I'm gonna say that south Europeans, North Africans and Asian Countries who do use ass cleaning utilities installed in their homes are way superior than us, hygiene wise.

If you had mud on your drive way , would you clean it with a water or would you spread the damn mess with some newspaper?
No but honestly, if it's to spread it, might as well clean our ass with a paint brush.

Gaf Butthole Expert, please, what is you revered opinion on this.

 

[Husky]

Hmm, maybe I shan't respond, lest I be labelled a Butthole Expert...

Bidets sound nice. Just wiping with toilet paper seems like an odd sense of hygiene.

 

[Ownage]

Bidets and the auto toilets are proper civilized.

 

[Punished Miku]

They were amazing in Japan. It's just fully superior. I plan on getting one installed eventually.

 

[Richard Packer]

I prefer an Ass Washing Service over a bidet. I'm no butthole expert though.

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

Blame people like Cunth .

 

[Kenpachii]

aint nothing shooting up my ass

 

[Cunth]

Apparently people don’t even change their undies every day, so how inclined do you think they are toward proper poop maintenance

 

[Weiji]

Apparently people don’t even change their undies every day, so how inclined do you think they are toward proper poop maintenance

Maybe they don’t need to change their undies every day BECAUSE they use a bidet.

Did you even think of THAT smart guy?!

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

Wipe better

 

[slugbahr]

Hmm, maybe I shan't respond, lest I be labelled a Butthole Expert...

Bidets sound nice. Just wiping with toilet paper seems like an odd sense of hygiene.

Husky
Butthole Expert

 

[Punished Miku]

Wipe better

Why take showers? Just wipe yourself with dry paper towels.

 

[MetalAlien]

Apparently people don’t even change their undies every day, so how inclined do you think they are toward proper poop maintenance

 

[Dontero]

Bidet gives you false sense of security that your ass is clean.
Your ass will get either way sweaty in next 5 minutes (even if you don't feel it) and poop particles will go down your ass faster than on dry ass.

If you are this anal it is better to ask why you don't clean your asshole with this everytime you go take a dump:

Because it is only way in which poops will not get stored before end of your ass leaking all of those particles away down your ass at least for few hours.

 

[Cunth]

Which gaffer was that again?

 

[MetalAlien]

Which gaffer was that again?

I filmed myself using a bidet for the first time. Then it went viral.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDMo2ncT2D4 So my buddy had been bugging me for a while about getting a bidet for my home; he has been using one for a while, and won't shut up about it. He even said that if I didn't like it, he'd pay me back, and give it to a friend for a birthday gift. That...

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[Tesseract]

because squirting water at your butt hole is for chumps

 

[haxan7]

I’m ok wiping with wet toilet paper to tide me over until my daily shower.

However if I ever have a significant other who isn’t shy about eating my asshole, I will definitely install a bidet in my toilet to encourage her.

 

[DavidGzz]

For 38 years toilet paper has done the trick. Low fat and high carb(fiber hnnnng) diet ensures no smearing(ghost shits on the reg) . Also, never experienced an ass eating. Feelsbadmayne.

 

[triplestation]

holy blast from the fucken past

WHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[brap]

Americlaps are too fucking fat. Hard to use a bidet to get clean when you have all that skin.

 

[haxan7]

Americlaps are too fucking fat. Hard to use a bidet to get clean when you have all that skin.

The fuck is an americlap? Never mind, I don’t want to know

 

[MetalAlien]

Americlaps are too fucking fat. Hard to use a bidet to get clean when you have all that skin.

I just watched The Pirate Movie and loved it.

 

[brap]

The fuck is an americlap? Never mind, I don’t want to know

Just another name for an american. Like amerishart. I'm american though so whatever.

 

[AlteredForms]

Much more cleaner than the traditional methods and the asshole feels better.

 

[Tesseract]

Much more cleaner than the traditional methods and the asshole feels better.

you better toughen that asshole up homey

 

[AlteredForms]

you better toughen that asshole up homey

Nasty

 

[womfalcs3]

because squirting water at your butt hole is for chumps

You can't knock it 'till you try it.

 

[Tesseract]

You can't knock it 'till you try it.

there's some things i never need to try

 

[Papa]

I filmed myself using a bidet for the first time. Then it went viral.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDMo2ncT2D4 So my buddy had been bugging me for a while about getting a bidet for my home; he has been using one for a while, and won't shut up about it. He even said that if I didn't like it, he'd pay me back, and give it to a friend for a birthday gift. That...

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Menelaus eh. I searched his post history and couldn't see anything dodgy. EviLore worth looking into?

 

[ThatStupidLion]

because you make more money selling a product every week than once

 

[DESTROYA]

Nothing wrong with a good wiping. It works if you do it right.

 

[Mitsuda Maniac]

because you make more money selling a product every week than once

You saying people wouldn't wipe their ass after using a bidet unless it is with their undies?

Toilet paper with the occasional wet wipe is good enough for me.

 

[ThatStupidLion]

You saying people wouldn't wipe their ass after using a bidet unless it is with their undies?

Toilet paper with the occasional wet wipe is good enough for me.

yeah, thats what im saying.

even if you use a sheet to dab at the end, you're still making less money than forcing people to burn through tp rolls to clean up the mess.

 

[petran79]

I carry a small plastic bottle of water in case I am out and need a dump. Just have it marked so as not to confuse it with a drinking bottle.

Once I mistakenly wasted a bottle of alcohol that way and I wondered why my ass felt burned!

 

[iconmaster]

It's that frontier spirit. We can't quite bring ourselves to wipe with tree bark, but a bidet is far too foppish. So we compromise with toilet tissue.

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

I would imagine it’s a similar reason as to why boring standard toilet paper is the norm over flushable wipes.

 

[Raziel]

if i were to hose shit off the driveway, i would stand a further distance away than ass to bidet to avoid shit-water splatter/run-off.

 

[Alfen Dave]

Nothing wrong with a good wiping. It works if you do it right.

if you investigated your arsehole further, you'd discover it does not work quite that that well.

 

[eddie4]

Wiping your ass with toilet paper is like dipping your hand in bbq sauce, then wiping it off your shirt. Wash your assholes, then you might get away with wearing your underwear more than two days

 

[Mista]

Actually why is this not widespread:

I carry my portable water hose everywhere I travel

 

[Breakage]

Yeah, I don't understand how people in the civilised Western world angrily defend not washing themselves properly after a bowel movement. I've made this point before but I'll make it again: if you had poop in other crevice on your body – let's say your armpit – you would not simply wipe it away with tissue and be done with it. You would wipe it and then wash the area with soap and hot water. And you would do that because it sanitises the area and makes you feel clean.
Your butt is a part of your body so why is it any different?

When you just wipe with tissue, you're only removing the residual poop. You are not sanitising anything or getting rid of that smell. The only way to do that is with some kind of soap and hot water from a high pressure source – like a shower. The bidet isn't even sufficient in my opinion, because it's just a stream of water.

 

[DESTROYA]

if you investigated your arsehole further, you'd discover it does not work quite that that well.

Speak for yourself.

 

[Soltype]

Much more cleaner than the traditional methods and the asshole feels better.

Sound like some gay shit to me.

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[davepoobond]

It’s the toilet paper lobby sticking it to the bidet lobby

 

[AlteredForms]

Sound like some gay shit to me.

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Sounds like a clean shit to me. With no evidence of the crime.

 

[Pidull]

I have no bidet and wish I did.

We clearly need some government regulations for the sake of buttholes everywhere. Simple requirement for all new toilets to include it in order to reduce paper waste, and over 20+ years nearly all old models would disappear.

 

[Whitesnake]

I wipe my ass with my hand like a real man.

And then I clean my hand with my tongue.

 

[Mihos]

We want to get one of the crazy toilet seat attachments with heater, autoclose, deodorizer, and bidet.... but we don't have a power outlet near our existing crapper.

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

Shave your asshole and use TP you degenerates