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notorious code breaker emoji Jailbreak

 

[Agent Cooper]

Why does the lady emoji have a torso but the other two don't have a torso.

 

[Arkeband]

I hate how TJ Miller feels the need to do these garbage tier gigs. He's in the Marvelverse and is one of the co-leads of Silicon Valley, ffs.

 

[redhood56]

Please Sony. Just stop please.

 

[Imperial Bishop]

Me and you have two different definitions of thicc.

Spoiler

You wanted to be avatar quoted didn't you? I see you

 

[VeryGooster]

honestly? it's the kind of concept that can be an absolute turd, but can also be a nice surprise in the hands of a genius. I'm thinking it will be the former though.

I mean, it's Sony Pictures, so yeah I'd place that bet.

 

[Forerunner]

This looks really bad, and if this thing does well we might even get "MEMES: The dank movie"

ftfy

 

[SoulUnison]

Why does the lady emoji have a torso but the other two don't have a torso.

Because "girls like fashion," probably.

 

[BodiesWithoutOrgans]

James Corden, I'm out I hate that guy

 

[exmachina64]

Why does this exist? No one asked for this.

 

[Razmos]

I saw the picture and thought it couldn't get any worse.

Then I saw that James Corden is in it.

I swear to fucking God I am going on a TV blackout when trailers for this film start showing, I cannot stand the man.

 

[Danis Saur]

I'm serious when I say I would rather go watch a Meme movie than this diarrhea dump of a shit idea.

Pepe on the big screen... FeelsGoodMan.

 

[cyba89]

🐘💨

 

[BinaryPork2737]

ftfy

Emoji 2: The Dank World.

 

[Lemonz]

http://www.sonypictures.com/corp/seniormanagementteam/tomrothman.html

TOM ROTHMAN

Chairman Sony Pictures Motion Picture Group

Of course.

 

[DrEvil]

Will we get a raunchy sex scene between an 🍆 And 🍑 ?

(Eggplant and a peach)

 

[spookyfish]

you're better than this, TJ

He's really not.

 

[Epcott]

💩

To be voiced by Kevin Heart

thatsracistgif

 

[Mortemis]

This looks terrible but 🐸☕️

 

[sixteen-bit]

i'm sure this will be a terrible movie

 

[LOLDSFAN]

Can't wait for 🔫🐔.

 

[NandoGip]

this will succeed probably

makes me want to puke

 

[Rembrandt]

smiles all through the op. this is so dumb but so great.

Will we get a raunchy sex scene between an �� And �� ?

(Eggplant and a peach)

lol.

this thread is surprisingly enjoyable.

 

[pswii60]

Sony just churns out the absolute worst movies aimed at the absolute lowest common denominator. And most of them bomb, so it's not like they even succeed chasing this bottom of the barrel market.

🙉👎🏼

 

[protomouse]

Together, they embark on an epic "app-venture" through the apps on the phone, each its own wild and fun world, to find the Code that will fix Gene.

FFS sony.

 

[zma1013]

So will we soon have Emojis derived from Movie Emojis that are derived from regular Emojis?

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

😬😬😬

 

[johnsmith]

💩💩💩💩💩

 

[PetriP-TNT]

I really hope that 🤔 is in this

 

[Captainbojanglesiii]

Enoji

 

[FleetingFlowAir]

Hope 💯 is in this; maybe in a post-credits scene?

Given by the description of what the movie is about, I expect a predictable joke of some character doing a stunt and 💯 gives a 💯 score.

 

[Regiruler]

There's gonna be porn of that girl emoji in the next 24 hours

24? You know in your heart it's more like 4.

EDIT: Seriously this is like making a movie about the most throwaway part of summer wars.

 

[FStop7]

I am happy there is a poo character.

you know the running gag throughout the entire movie is that poo is actually ice cream

 

[Rembrandt]

Given by the description of what the movie is about, I expect a predictable joke of some character doing a stunt and 💯 gives a 💯 score.

that's funny.

 

[wildfire]

Whens my meme movie?

Since I'm an optimist I'm actually looking forward to this in a way I've never been excited about a comedy movie in decades. If they pull this off right it can be a classic.

If they don't...welp.

Why does the lady emoji have a torso but the other two don't have a torso.

There are too many inappropriate answers for this even though they all would be correct.

 

[MaximumSpider]

😀😀😀😀😬😬😬😬😬😒😒😒😒😒😠😠😠😠😠😡😡😡😡😡

 

[Stinkles]

hahaha millenials amirite?

Lets spare the histrionics, and realize this is a movie studio treading water, so they have to throw out ideas and see which ones stick.

Don't get mad. Open a jar of olives and relax.

 

[sixteen-bit]

This showed up on my timeline and 😂

WARNING NSFW https://twitter.com/androidarts/status/785568115451170816

 

[Pie and Beans]

Didn't think I could hate James Corden more but... wow. I guess this is what I'd call Super Hate 3.

 

[Rimon-hanit]

will probably watch the first trailer for this so hard

 

[wildfire]

Didn't think I could hate James Corden more but... wow. I guess this is what I'd call Super Hate 3.

There's another level beyond that. It's called Super Hate Blue.

 

[Shmuppers]

lol @ the opinionated alt emoji

 

[EatinOlives]

EMOJIMOVIE: EXPRESS YOURSELF unlocks the never-before-seen secret world inside your smartphone. Hidden within the messaging app is Textopolis, a bustling city where all your favorite emojis live, hoping to be selected by the phone's user. In this world, each emoji has only one facial expression - except for Gene (T.J. Miller), an exuberant emoji who was born without a filter and is bursting with multiple expressions. Determined to become "normal" like the other emojis, Gene enlists the help of his handy best friend Hi-5 (James Corden) and the notorious code breaker emoji Jailbreak (Ilana Glazer). Together, they embark on an epic "app-venture" through the apps on the phone, each its own wild and fun world, to find the Code that will fix Gene. But when a greater danger threatens the phone, the fate of all emojis depends on these three unlikely friends who must save their world before it's deleted forever.

The most painfully generic premise imaginable.

 

[TastyBread]

I enjoyed Kubo and the two strings so much when I went to see it, but the trailers leading up to it.... jesus christ, and i'd imagine most of these piles of shit will out perform it at the box office, just depressing

 

[viewtifulsub]

Illana Glazer deserves better than this. Get out of there girl

 

[Tambini]

An Emoji movie with James Corden

 

[GabeTheGrouch76]

So this is most definitely a thing? lol OK. Sony Pictures continues to carry the SM of studio mismanagement into their grave.

Sony Pictures has been a dumpster fire for a while. The hack didn't help.
And as of last year, Tom Rothman, the wonderful man who brought us Fantastic Four 1 & 2, X-Men Origins: Wolverine, Daredevil and Ghost Rider is chairman of Sony.

Holy hell, that explains way too much! The recent corporate struggle and the hack was one thing, but this is another level entirely.

Jailbreak = Wildstyle.

Literally my first thought too lol.

Over/Under on how many years it takes to get our first Shit Post movie:

4.5 years

Title:

👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳ&#7497 mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

From Sony Pictures

lmao

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(Though I'd argue a meme movie could probably turn out better than this project. At least memes actually have an appeal of being inside jokes for people who recognize them. Emojis don't have any notable background to them in the same way memes and Legos do.)

 

[Rushersauce]

Google should be charged for murder for killing world's best emojis. 🙅

Google has the best emojis.

 

[Azoor]

honestly? it's the kind of concept that can be an absolute turd, but can also be a nice surprise in the hands of a genius. I'm thinking it will be the former though.

Like the LEGO movie ?

 

[Already Torn]

How is PlayStation doing so well?