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I think the movie looks fun 😝

 

[-Plasma Reus-]

 

[norm9]

Sounds stupid enough that I'm intrigued.

 

[Kinyou]

They simply gave the high five emoji a face. Like, they're not even trying to do anything interesting here.

I mean, if someone made Sausage Party work, why not this?

Sausage party seems like a very ironic approach to all the cutesy cg movies. This however seems like something that was decided after a board of executive saw that emojis are really popular.

 

[friskykillface]

🌚 🌝

🔫☠

Releasing on 📅

 

[manzoman96]

James Corden. Sadly, it somehow makes sense.

Can somebody please end Sony Pictures?
Paging Ken Kutaragi, maybe he can help.

He'll run Sony Pictures his own way.

 

[InfiniteBento]

💩💩💩💩💩

 

[El Topo]

This however seems like something that was decided after a board of executive saw that emojis are really popular.

It is a Sony movie. The concept sounds incredibly stupid, but it could certainly turn out serviceable or even good.

 

[ElBoxyBrown]

They got TJ Miller. If Sony was smart they would let him co-write the movie.

 

[MetroidPrimeRib]

Rofl they managed to get the opinionated alt chick in an emoji movie. Never fucking change Hollywood

 

[Elandyll]

A movie (that actually looks fun) has been made about this

So... why not?

 

[univariate]

Not like this Erlich, not like this.

 

[DOWN]

If they're going for the Sausage Party style then it might work

 

[PassiveObserver]

Glad Ilana is getting that movie money, but James Corden is such a hack.

 

[JdFoX187]

My god, it looks even worse than I was anticipating, and that's saying something. Jesus.

 

[Metal-Geo]

😕

 

[God Dayumm]

I always hoped they made one about rage faces first

 

[norm9]

Glad Ilana is getting that movie money, but James Corden is such a hack.

He's the annoying singing in the car guy right? He's the worst. Bring in Adam Sandler instead.

 

[Joni]

It will probably be their second highest grossing movie of the year.

 

[Sgt. Kabukiman]

Whoever is making the Pez movie should release it on the same day as this so that humanity as a whole can contemplate its mistakes on a glorious day of sorrow.

 

[Metal-Geo]

Google should be charged for murder for killing world's best emojis. 🙅

 

[DarkKyo]

please end this cruel existence

 

[retroman]

 

[HStallion]

Will there be a gun emoji in this movie?

 

[biggersmaller]

Meanwhile Risk still doesn't have a movie.

It would have to be an 8 season HBO drama.

 

[Catdaddy]

So is a hashtag movie next?

 

[Illusive_Juan]

well it got a cast announcement and first look

last years thread

:<

Emoji on the left looks like

Fun Fact, The Smurfs 2 is also from Sony Pictures

 

[AlexMeloche]

They don't even look like emojis.

 

[SolVanderlyn]

Emoji on the left looks like

Fun Fact, The Smurfs 2 is also from Sony Pictures

That's a Smurf?

I didn't think I'd see something more offensive than the OP for a while. Little did I know it would rear its ugly head in this very thread.

 

[Amalthea]

Somehow they managed to get the most generic sounding plot out of the most outlandish concept.

 

[vatstep]

Good god, another "the secret life of your <blank> when you're not around!" movie. It's even worse than I expected.

 

[KRaZyAmmo]

Why is this even a thing? Who would be so facinated with a movie about emojis? Will the whole movie just be emojis?

 

[Stitch]

Needs more &#127814;

 

[Salty Rice]

Kill it with fire.

 

[Bold One]

 

[erlim]

I am happy there is a poo character.

 

[hydrophilic attack]

o god

oh god no

&#128531;

 

[Sgt. Kabukiman]

So is a hashtag movie next?

Shhh, silence you fool!
A movie exec might hear you.

 

[Icyflamez96]

&#128552;

 

[dragonflys545]

WTF that looks like shit... But this will make millions somehow.

 

[Magnetic_North]

&#128579;&#128579;&#128579; &#128532;&#128532;&#128532;

 

[tanooki27]

bunch of old men yelling at clouds in here

 

[Haunted]

&#128076;

 

[HStallion]

Can we get a movie about Twitter handles next?

 

[tkscz]

Emoji on the left looks like

Fun Fact, The Smurfs 2 is also from Sony Pictures

I want drown it along with the emoji.

 

[Smellycat]

shit emoji...really?

 

[D4Danger]

they embark on an epic "app-venture"

kill me

 

[KingofGourds]

Can we get a movie about Twitter handles next?

#hashtagsthemovie

 

[marrec]

Over/Under on how many years it takes to get our first Shit Post movie:

4.5 years

Title:

&#128076;&#128064;&#128076;&#128064;&#128076;&#128064;&#128076;&#128064;&#128076;&#128064; good shit go&#3174;&#1281; sHit&#128076; thats &#10004; some good&#128076;&#128076;shit right&#128076;&#128076;there&#128076;&#128076;&#128076; right&#10004;there &#10004;&#10004;if i do &#445;a&#1199; so my self &#128175; i say so &#128175; thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: &#691;&#7590;&#7501;&#688;&#7511; &#7511;&#688;&#7497;&#691;&#7497 mMMMM&#5047;&#1052;&#128175; &#128076;&#128076; &#128076;&#1053;O0&#1054;&#2848;OOOOO&#1054;&#2848;&#2848;Oooo&#7506;&#7506;&#7506;&#7506;&#7506;&#7506;&#7506;&#7506;&#7506;&#128076; &#128076;&#128076; &#128076; &#128175; &#128076; &#128064; &#128064; &#128064; &#128076;&#128076;Good shit

From Sony Pictures

 

[Cat Party]

I don't know why this is making me so upset but I don't think I've ever wanted to see a movie fail so badly.