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[highrider]

When you’re fair skinned and thin, bright red lipstick looks terrible imo. She’s good, just needs a style that flatters her more.

 

[DarkArterialGore]

Maybe Keanu is actually a vampire and he's sucking her life-force dry.

 

[Rentahamster]

Put that hamster down, mofo

Don't worry, I'm supervising everything for safety.

 

[Mistake]

People are freaking out over a 10 year difference at his age? Big deal, my grandfather married a woman younger than my mother.

 

[King of Foxes]

Good for him if he is happy but thats an old looking 45

 

[MilkyJoe]

People are freaking out over a 10 year difference at his age? Big deal, my grandfather married a woman younger than my mother.

Randy old bugger

 

[brap]

You’re an idiot. I say this from a kind, warm place: people like you will die alone posting about sharp knees.

And you'll die with some hag that never loved you or made you happy.

 

[brap]

Imagine actually making something like this

 

[Chairman Tickles]

When your 10 years younger girlfriend looks 20 years older than you = sad keanu

 

[Ikutachi]

 

[Stiflers Mom]

If you feel qualified to analyze my sex life based on a couple of sentences, it's not too far fetched that I should be able to assess your mental state through your ramblings.

Not that I did, but if I did, I'd already have a lot to go on.

Dude, you really got issues.

 

[Contica]

And you'll die with some hag that never loved you or made you happy.

As always, Parrot's biting remarks truly hit where it hurts.

Dude, you really got issues.

I'll take that as a compliment. Praise from you would be a cause for concern.

 

[brap]

Dude, you really got issues.

Dude wears a skirt and drinks soy.

As always, Parrot's biting remarks truly hit where it hurts.

Stay salty, Ed. You still some fake bisexual rocker guy? How'd that work out for ya? You always seem pretty upset so I guess it didn't.

 

[Contica]

Dude wears a skirt and drinks soy.


Stay salty, Ed. You still some fake bisexual rocker guy? How'd that work out for ya? You always seem pretty upset so I guess it didn't.

Not so good, Parrot, your insults are still shit
I'm insulted by what you think are insults, not by your insults.

 

[ScarletSpider]

Good for him. Keanu has a reputation for being a good dude, I'd like to hope it's true, so hey if he's happy then more power to him and his better half.

Honestly I was gonna post something mean but who am I to judge? As Ye would say, "That ain't Christlike."

 

[V2Tommy]

And you'll die with some hag that never loved you or made you happy.

Yes, of course, only people that date and marry models can possibly be happy or be in love. Checks out.