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Favorite sex jelly?

Stouffers

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We’re boring.. Just standard KY, but I know there’s a cornucopia of lubrication options out there. What do y’all use to wet your willies?
 
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Anki

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Start kissing her gently all over her body, make her horny and dont stick it inside until she starts begging for it and you wont need any lube.
 
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Stiflers Mom

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Olive Oil is amazing and non chemical.
And you can use the same product for hot butt sex and making salad dressing afterwards.

My minimalist mind likes this.
 

SLoWMoTIoN

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Just go in dry. If you can still talk to each other afterwards go get some ice cream.
 
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Some women get wet. Some stay dry.

You don't know much about women? You outed yourself bro.
Yeah some get wet super easily without even being that turned on and others not so much.

Sex is a messy and varied thing despite the assumptions that everyone wants or responds the same way.

Just make sure that lube is sugar free.
 

JSoup

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Goddamn it.
The perfect joke would be to just point to me.
But I don't think anyone here knows the J in my name is an abbreviation for Jelly.
Pardon me, going to go piss and moan about internet things for a bit.
 

Meowzers

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Can't you just form some normal jelly and stick your cock in that? Some pineapple chunks for extra pleasure. SpongeBob's getting it tonight lol.

If anyone doesn't understand me, I mean 'jello'
 

Cunth

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Goddamn it.
The perfect joke would be to just point to me.
But I don't think anyone here knows the J in my name is an abbreviation for Jelly.
Pardon me, going to go piss and moan about internet things for a bit.
i thought the j was for jerk
 

Rockondevil

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KY when we just want to get down and dirty quick because we haven’t got much time.
Also a silicone based option, not fussy on brand, for those butt days.
 

Nymphae

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Is it dripping with irony, like this post?
Dripping with desire my friend. I have never used lubrication for sexual intercourse, there's a reason it gets wet and I have to wonder why outside of using it for lubricating shitholes people need it for standard intercourse. Get her hot and you don't need to buy products to have sex.
 
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Dripping with desire my friend. I have never used lubrication for sexual intercourse, there's a reason it gets wet and I have to wonder why outside of using it for lubricating shitholes people need it for standard intercourse. Get her hot and you don't need to buy products to have sex.
Because:

1) There are loads of women who just don't get that wet, or sometimes don't (dehydration levels)
2) Depending on how long you have sex, the wetness doesn't always last, regardless of how turned on they are
3) Same with the actual humidity in the room, in a dry climate/room, and given time.. it runs out
4) This can also be effected by how tight they are, or how large you are.. some women might not need lube with one man, but would with another

The irony being you were trying to sound like this big sex expert, but in reality it indicates you don't know as much as you think you do.

Try having a coked out 6 hour sex marathon and see how long that natural lube lasts, bro.
 
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Nymphae

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Because:

1) There are loads of women who just don't get that wet, or sometimes don't (dehydration levels)
2) Depending on how long you have sex, the wetness doesn't always last, regardless of how turned on they are
3) Same with the actual humidity in the room, in a dry climate/room, and given time.. it runs out
4) This can also be effected by how tight they are, or how large you are.. some women might not need lube with one man, but would with another

The irony being you were trying to sound like this big sex expert, but in reality it indicates you don't know as much as you think you do.

Try having a coked out 6 hour sex marathon and see how long that natural lube lasts, bro.
Excuses excuses. Get them hotter loser.