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Battletoads Review Thread

M1chl

Currently Gif and Meme Champion
Looks bad, but people bashing GamePass, that's not it. I expected just based on the name and OG game alone that it would be like 2/10 in mainstream gaming outlets. Still trash as it seems, tho...

Not sure what score, but review by Karak Karak
 
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phil_t98

#SonyToo
This is a kids game, I just watched some of the dialogue in a couple reviews, you're probably a grown ass man. Some of you will try to defend anything if it has the XGS sticker on it. It was like people were trying to argue Crackdown 3 'is actually really fun'.

so being an adult you cant enjoy things like toy story or Harry potters because they are aimed at kids?

have you played any of the crackdown games? Have you played crackdown 3?
 
Looks bad, but people bashing GamePass, that's not it. I expected just based on the name and OG game alone that it would be like 2/10 in mainstream gaming outlets. Still trash as it seems, tho...

Not sure what score, but review by Karak Karak


One of the main things I don’t like with GP is the “well it cost me very little so no biggie” routine I see a lot , Crackdown 3 was another one , more wasted potential, that could of been awesome that game and was pretty pissed off at how it turned out. I could name others but you get my point.
 

GamerEDM

Banned
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update the score
 

Roberts

Member
Played the first level so can't really say much (no mini games yet), but so far it has been fun. Speaking of combat, there is more variety to it than in Street of Rage 4. Humor is welcome and I'm definitely coming back even though brawlers are not exactly my favorite genre. Shame about the lack of online co-op. Also, you can shut it about it being a flash game. it is not.
 
Hey Phil I let you in on a secret:

More Flight Simulator and Forza Horizon lesss.... Well everything

I haven’t played Flight Simulator yet, but isn’t it essentially just flying a plane from point A to point B? I just can’t comprehend how that would be more fun than a something like Battletoads. I’m actually having fun with this game so far. It isn’t necessarily a kid’s game in the same sense as a Pokémon or Mario also.
 

phil_t98

#SonyToo
Hey Phil I let you in on a secret:

More Flight Simulator and Forza Horizon lesss.... Well everything

i will let you in on a secret, everybody’s taste is different. People who like side scrolling beat em ups ain’t being serviced by flight sim or Forza. While they are both amazing games is it not ok to have something a little bit different?
 
so being an adult you cant enjoy things like toy story or Harry potters because they are aimed at kids?

have you played any of the crackdown games? Have you played crackdown 3?

Look you can enjoy it but your kid would enjoy it more, as that's who it's aimed at, not you. BTW I don't like Harry Potter or Toy Story as again, they're for a younger audience, not my cup of tea.
 

Starfield

Member
i will let you in on a secret, everybody’s taste is different. People who like side scrolling beat em ups ain’t being serviced by flight sim or Forza. While they are both amazing games is it not ok to have something a little bit different?
That's not what I meant to say. I want more games with the quality of those other two
 
MS just cannot catch a break.

It's entirely their own fault though.

For every Flight Sim or Ori there's a half dozen disappointments and 'it's OK but...' games that clearly have not had the passion, vision and good management behind them that Sony and Nintendo games do.

The fact games like this are now just expected as 'Gamepass filler' also is not a good look for MS or their subscription service. It's all very well having a low barrier to entry, but if what you're offering is considered cheap because of its low quality, then the value quickly disappears.

Well to be fair I have higher expectations for a game that cost me €70 than a GamePass freebie.
 

RoboFu

One of the green rats
I think the big problem here is the people who made this did not have the mindset of the actual fans of the games.

Really I think most people who wanted a new battle toads were thinking 2.5 d and more realistic ( but not totally realistic ) graphics with more diverse gameplay.. new gamplay additions like the nes game had.
 

phil_t98

#SonyToo
Look you can enjoy it but your kid would enjoy it more, as that's who it's aimed at, not you. BTW I don't like Harry Potter or Toy Story as again, they're for a younger audience, not my cup of tea.

But you brought up crackdown as well? Now i thought crackdown was ok. Not a game i would revisit but while i played it i thought it was ok
 

Diddy X

Member
So they pulled another mediocre game, wtf MS.

It seems they are making record profits so maybe they aren't even trying to make great games as they don't need to.

I don't know what to think anymore :messenger_dizzy:
 

llLeonhart

Member
That is on par with microsofts output.
I wonder why people are so happy when MS buys well beloved studios, unless MS takes a sharp turn, those studios are set to producing this kind of crap. (Gamepass filler)

The writing is on the wall, MS wants to be the Netflix of gaming, Netflix sucks at producing content, you may get a little gold every few years, but by and large its best not to waste your time.
 

phil_t98

#SonyToo
That is on par with microsofts output.
I wonder why people are so happy when MS buys well beloved studios, unless MS takes a sharp turn, those studios are set to producing this kind of crap. (Gamepass filler)

The writing is on the wall, MS wants to be the Netflix of gaming, Netflix sucks at producing content, you may get a little gold every few years, but by and large its best not to waste your time.
Have you played it?
 

Chiggs

Member
Funny how when “Days gone” was released and didnt review amazingly (i believe it is a good game but not played it yet) that reviews dont matter these days but when Microsoft game gets an average review then everybody is like reviews are important lol

not every game will be a 90+ review but does that mean the game isn’t enjoyable? No

I don’t quite remember it like that. Days Gone was mocked quite a bit.

It’s a mediocre game.
 

fast_taker

Member
Has anyone actually played the game before getting here to criticize and start posting about medium-average gamepass games and microsoft releases? What's wrong with you people?
 

splattered

Member
Seems very polarizing... dang. Wonder if this will be another grounded/minecraft dungeons scenario where it doesnt do well on metacritic but actual fans play the crap out of it?

Didn't Minecraft Dungeons also review with comments stating it had no online co-op and people got upset? Dunno when they patched it but i'm able to play it online co-op with friends no problem.
 

splattered

Member
Has anyone actually played the game before getting here to criticize and start posting about medium-average gamepass games and microsoft releases? What's wrong with you people?

Gaf. It was mildly refreshing the early morning of the Hot Chips info drop when general fans were coming in the threads analyzing and speculating over things but then all the Sony super fans started pouring into the threads shitting them up.

Funny how i keep seeing PS fans claim that Xbox fans are so terrible yet they are just as bad if not worse in some cases.
 

Serianox

Member
I've put in a few hours into the game and i quite like it. The beat them up gameplay for whatever reason seems to have grabbed my attention more than Streets of Rage 4 it's faster in comparison I think. The screenshots can look offputting but in motion it looks great. I quite like the Cartoon Network show vibe the cutscenes have although i can see how that might not be to everyones liking.
 
73 on metacritic pc

71 on metacritic xbox

it seems people here forget that battletoads is a $20 game
I played the first three stages and its pretty damn hectic fun and most importantly, it controls really nice.
I think people that liked cuphead will like this a lot
 
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phil_t98

#SonyToo
I don’t quite remember it like that. Days Gone was mocked quite a bit.

It’s a mediocre game.
You need to go back to the thread about it then were loads were saying it deserved a higher score. I haven’t played it yet so i cant comment. Battletoads i have played and the score sits about right, its not a bad game its fun but it ain’t the best either. I dont see why people see the score it got as a bad thing. Not every game is gonna hit above 90 and that doesn’t make it a really bad game because of that
 

Papacheeks

Banned
I haven’t played Flight Simulator yet, but isn’t it essentially just flying a plane from point A to point B? I just can’t comprehend how that would be more fun than a something like Battletoads. I’m actually having fun with this game so far. It isn’t necessarily a kid’s game in the same sense as a Pokémon or Mario also.

It is for specific people who literally want to learn a lot about aviation. But mainly it uses a world map algorithm, and literally renders the map anywhere in the world you are flying. You can fly to any airport in the world big, small, commercial, non-commercial.

Thats the appeal, on top of it looking amazing. Usually FLight simulator is used as a benchmark for graphics because of the insane amount of detail needed to render the maps, and have tons of effects on.

It's similar to crytek engine in it's scalability.

73 on metacritic pc

71 on metacritic xbox

it seems people here forget that battletoads is a $20 game
I played the first three stages and its pretty damn hectic fun and most importantly, it controls really nice.
I think people that liked cuphead will like this a lot

I think the issue is we had another revival 3 months ago that was done very well in it's gameplay, music, animation and online functionality. Streets of rage 4 is the better package, even though this seems to be more edgy.

Also on gamepass.
 
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This game deserved a better team in charge. The nostalgia I had and expectations were crushed since the reveal. The reviews are what I was expecting to be, not a complete disaster. I expect this to be the last Battletoads for the next 10 years, or more.
 

Reindeer

Member
Your a joke, go home, you’re drunk!

The reviews for Xbox are almost double the amount so obviously it makes sense to quote them as opposed to ones for PC. The ratings for PC are already falling after couple more reviews, down to 73 now. Not so much of a joke, am I? lol.
 
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Nikana

Go Go Neo Rangers!
PLayed some this morning. Its a pretty safe game. Doesn't really take many risks. Its a solid 7 so far.
 
Warning: Verge article

I'm curious to try it out but for the same reason I don't really care much for most 'original netflix shows' since most are subpar - this holds some weight. Still, Gamepass shits on everything else for value like Netflix.
 
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Warnen

Don't pass gaas, it is your Destiny!
I was expecting a really low score but 7 seems good. About what I would give last of us 2 lol
 
I think the issue is we had another revival 3 months ago that was done very well in it's gameplay, music, animation and online functionality. Streets of rage 4 is the better package, even though this seems to be more edgy.

Also on gamepass.
Although I played battletoads for a couple of hours only, I think I prefer it to streets of rage.
streets of rage I played some when it came out, I got bored after a while.
I like the quick controls of battletoads gameplay way more. that's why I mentioned cuphead.
I 'll play some more today

edit: also about music, animation and writing I think streets of rage is not the better game here, too, other than gameplay.
 
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