Captain Hero
The Spoiler Soldier
Sony tribals spent the last year cocksucking their lord sony's magical ssd, being that the console is weaker in every other possible aspect. How the fucking storage device is gonna change the way we make games, how its a new paragidm for game making. All the embarassing stuff, thinking the drive in which you store your games is gonna alter the medium. After spending a year felating sony and cerny and repeating constantly how the ssd in ps5 is coated in Zeus's sperm and has magical abilities, once the people got their hands on it, the xbox is faster in everything.
You can see how difficult it must be for the fanatics to swallow this. That their plastic shit is actually slower in every way. A lot of them are downright ignoring what they see with their very eyes. They look at a footage of ps5 being slow as shit and they say, no, thats not true. Its a fake. Im not gonna believe this video footage im seeing with my very eyes, im gonna trust some journo that wrote something positive about ps5.
That’s deep