Captain Blood said:
High-Five to all the lurkers coming out of the wood work for ODST-ifided avvys!
and, i got this message while we were playing the Slayer game tonight
XBL Message said:
wow ur a fucking fag you got on bungie favs for that grifball map that you didnt even make
referring to Grifball High
so myself and my two guests found him (lets call him guy) on an open forging session and invited him to join our party to question him on the matter - he stated that his friend, and his friends brother, spent weeks building the map and that he was extremely pissed off that i would have the nerve to steal it and have it put in Bungie Favorites - he then proceeded to invite the maps 'builder' into the party fully expecting that his friend (lets call this one friend) would rip me a new one - the friend came in and reaffirmed the original claim - there was only one thing left to do:
"well then my good friend" i killed them with kindness, "lets see this map to see how similar it is to mine. i would be delighted if you could start a forging session so we could put this matter to rest"
'
bleep, bleep, bleep, bloop'
"wow! this does look incredibly close to the map i built" mocking fake surprise
the friend grumbled something i could not quite make out "you f___ing th__f" trying to act tough, but i could tell he was having difficulties getting his words out with me being ultra-polite to the point of being sickly-sweet - if i was any more polite i would have had to fake a british accent
my friends started to snicker under their breath
"well, it is ... fairly close ... anyway" i faked that i was starting to break as if i was being caught in a lie "except for those crooked boxes placed on top of the pyramid thingies", "you know, the things a player could unfairly stand on" i snapped back, effectively retracting the first statement
a few more snickers
"so lets change the game type to Assault please, if you don't mind kind sir"
"ok, but i don't see why"
"to see where the Bomb Pickup is" i lied
"ok"
'round over'
new round starts
me, without moving from my Spawn or going into Forge mode "see that thing floating in the middle above the Bomb Pickup? look at it"
"ok"
before they got there i called out in my surest voice "8th Team!" - that confused them - it did not confuse my friends - they all flew to the Spawn Area Marker - when one of them looked at it a Spawn Area measuring 7x21.5 magically appeared
"WOW!!! what the hell is that!" they
both exclaimed
"it is a marker for measuring the outside Spawns - surely and forger would know that - notice how it is labeled 8th Team - and that i called 8th team right after spawning"
they weren't giving up that easily "well anyone who downloaded the map could have found that" - i will give them that one
"ok then, lets look back here (red end, right side) - see the Wedge Long?"
both the guy and the friend followed me back there, friend standing in the corner, guy 2 feet to his left - 'prefect position' i thought to myself
"no. what Wedge?"
i shot at the corner to get them to look
they looked at the corner where i shot
i quickly went in to Monitor mode and deleted the Block Double they were standing on and quickly went back to player mode - the friend was left standing on the Wedge Long beside me - the guy fell to his death
"that Wedge Long!" i exclaimed
the snickers were getting louder - i could hear one of my friends cover his mouth - he was about to erupt - i had better get this over with before he cracks
"for my final demonstration i am going to throw a random grenade - please delete the block it lands on if you don't mind"
did
done
"another Wedge!
this one Short?" (placed there in the final build to remove one last 'bump' and make the floor completely smooth - no one but me would know of it's existence without deleting floor blocks) i said using the same '8th Team' voice, but with an added inflection that could be interpeted as 'i'm not fukkin kidding, punk', a tone which would make Clint Eastwood shake in his boots
"ok, i give up, i admit it, i stole your map" "so what are you going to do about it? report us?"
"why no sir, i am just glad you enjoyed my map" "please feel free to use it, and change what ever you want, and claim it as your own"
and in my best used-car salesman voice i added "
please visit grifball.com for
all your grifball needs"
my friends could hold back no longer - they broke out in laughter just as they kicked guy and friend from the party and said "nok, you can't fire a BR to save your life but you pwn Camapign, you pwn Forge, and now you pwn map stealing dbags"
hoping Halo 4 adds XBL voice recording to Saved Films
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