Let me get this STRAIGHT.
I am standing there, in a place that makes no sense with fog everywhere, that I would most certainly not call Earth.
I have a ridiculous cuff that shines from nowhere and makes no sense. And you can't tell it from the picture, but the thing talks as if it was a book from Nier Replicant, because of how uninspired the developers were.
I am bored as fuck, nothing of interest in happening anywhere. See this as a testimony of the 100 hours people are going to spend in my shitty game.
I am not sitting on a chair because the damn phonograph couldn't even provide a fucking chair.
Square-Enix really doesn't joke with cover artwork, I can tell you that much.
Please, play my game, otherwise I will lose my job. Thanks.