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[Vagswarm]

The photo i put up ages ago is already too much because it's plastered across my (now neglected) Facebook lol

Nice, same here. Can confirm none of my Facebook friends are nerds. They're still acting like they're in high school and having a popularity contest at 40. Lmao.

I can't give my photo because there's a small chance that one of you knows me and that, depending on who has more posts, one of us will be lacking a life. And it might be me.

Most likely no one really cares so go ahead and post your pic. I'll probably post another as well, if I ever manage to get off my ass and lose more weight.

 

[GymWolf]

So many brave people here, I'm to pussy to do it, you never know who is going to wank to your picture and fill your face with the filthy substance.

People stealing your pics to brag on other forums or people wanking on your pic are just self-esteem boosters, it means that you are good looking enough to be used for filthy purposes, if they are not wanking in front of you, who fucking cares?!

 

[Happosai]

This was from my 34th birthday last October. I ton of gifts came in from my wife and internationally. That's the Neil Young Archives Volume 2 CD set, full series of Three Stooges volumes, The Lodoss War blu-ray set (OVA/TV) and a ton of other things. I didn't know I had these pictures around.

 

[GymWolf]

This was from my 34th birthday last October. I ton of gifts came in from my wife and internationally. That's the Neil Young Archives Volume 2 CD set, full series of Three Stooges volumes, The Lodoss War blu-ray set (OVA/TV) and a ton of other things. I didn't know I had these pictures around.

But nobody gifted you an appointment with the barber for an haircut?! The jesus look is 20 years old buddy.

Spoiler

 

[JCK75]

 

[Prison Mike]

Posted this in the Merry Christmas thread but I figured I should post it here too since my last post was a few years back...

This was basically my response to people thinking I'm some sort of Xbox shill.

 

[Prison Mike]

I have multiple collections #thisiswhyimpoor, horror stuff is one of them, A Nightmare on Elm Street has been my favorite since I was a kid (back in the days where we could watch them as young children and didn't go out and kill everyone on the block). The picture above my bed, a satisfying game of cards between friends.

To satisfy building my collections further, I am just going to get some face tattoos so I can be a mumble rapper and make millions, it seems the face tattoos are all you need for that. Runaway septum for shits and giggles.

 

[plushyp]

"Father! Hold me properly for the photograph or I shall smack thee!"

 

[bad guy]

No photo. Don't want you people to fall in love.

 

[Happosai]

This was like 4-years ago and I've lost weight since then. My wife was playing BOTW for the first time and bought this outfit. The toy shield and sword were from a large Link firgure by Jakks Pacific. Funny stuff. She'll still try to wind my hair around like Link or the Qui Gon Jin braid Liam Neeson had in Star Wars: Episode 1.

 

[plushyp]

This was like 4-years ago and I've lost weight since then. My wife was playing BOTW for the first time and bought this outfit. The toy shield and sword were from a large Link firgure by Jakks Pacific. Funny stuff. She'll still try to wind my hair around like Link or the Qui Gon Jin braid Liam Neeson had in Star Wars: Episode 1.

 

[German Hops]

No photo. Don't want you people to fall in love.

 

[plushyp]

No photo. Don't want you people to fall in love.

Never fall in love. Always rise in it.

 

[22:22:22]

Edit.

 

[haxan7]

This was like 4-years ago and I've lost weight since then. My wife was playing BOTW for the first time and bought this outfit. The toy shield and sword were from a large Link firgure by Jakks Pacific. Funny stuff. She'll still try to wind my hair around like Link or the Qui Gon Jin braid Liam Neeson had in Star Wars: Episode 1.

Nice bulge

 

[Renoir]

My tinder profile pic, which isnt getting me any play..

 

[German Hops]

My tinder profile pic, which isnt getting me any play..

Try using a photo with less nostril.

 

[GymWolf]

My tinder profile pic, which isnt getting me any play..

You look like a mix between ronaldo (luis nazario not cristiano) and mark hunt.

 

[Renoir]

Try using a photo with less nostril.

Guess I should use this as my main.
I have my full beard now. I should upload that one too, heard woman like beards.

 

[German Hops]

Guess I should use this as my main.
I have my full beard now. I should upload that one too, heard woman like beards.

Yeah, that's a much better angle, in my opinion.
If I were a bitch, I'd definitely give you some pussy.

 

[GymWolf]

Guess I should use this as my main.
I have my full beard now. I should upload that one too, heard woman like beards.

I see a bit of paulo costa aswell.

 

[22:22:22]

My tinder profile pic, which isnt getting me any play..

Nice lips bb <3

(Again) Ok why not

 

[Superwave]

This thread is allowed to exit but no thicc babes?

 

[GymWolf]

Nice lips bb <3

(Again) Ok why not

You look like jesus if he was best friend with the dude from big lebowsky.

 

[German Hops]

This thread is allowed to exit but no thicc babes?

?

 

[22:22:22]

?

I used to be THICC .. =/

 

[Superwave]

I used to be THICC .. =/

But not a babe?

 

[22:22:22]

But not a babe?

Definitely a babe. Well, so I've heard. I have a very negative self image. Extreme BDD does that =/

 

[haxan7]

I used to be THICC .. =/

THICC has THC in it

 

[22:22:22]

THICC has THC in it

Well I used to inhale Dutch weed for over a decade daily..

I don't recommend it

 

[GymWolf]

He is salt

Well I used to inhale Dutch weed for over a decade daily..

I don't recommend it

lucky bastard.

 

[Renoir]

Nice lips bb <3

(Again) Ok why not

them locks thou :>

 

[OverHeat]

 

[chromhound]

Fuck it

 

[MikeM]

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Nice tits

 

[MikeM]

Nice tits

You should see my squat booty. Ass for dayz.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

You should see my squat booty. Ass for dayz.

My DMs are open friend.

 

[22:22:22]

them locks thou :>

Thanks!? Not sure what you mean

My DMs are open friend.

 

[22:22:22]

You have kind eyes Somewhat devious but I see right through that facade =P

Fuck it

You look stylish

You're wearing a children's size shirt

(Well intentioned. Been there done that myself haha)

 

[MikeM]

You have kind eyes Somewhat devious but I see right through that facade =P

You look stylish

You're wearing a children's size shirt

(Well intentioned. Been there done that myself haha)

Extra medium

Seriousness tho- thats a large. I’m 6’2” but its a fitted underarmour shirt.

 

[22:22:22]

Extra medium

Seriousness tho- thats a large. I’m 6’2” but its a fitted underarmour shirt.

Use grey colored cotton instead, it exposes veins =P

Man, it feels like a lifetime ago wearing Gold's Gym stringers and getting asked if I'm competing or why I'm so dry. Then again it fueled my narcissism.. Still

 

[MikeM]

Use grey colored cotton instead, it exposes veins =P

Man, it feels like a lifetime ago wearing Gold's Gym stringers and getting asked if I'm competing or why I'm so dry. Then again it fueled my narcissism.. Still

Thats awesome. Why’d you quit?

 

[22:22:22]

Thats awesome. Why’d you quit?

Life long mental health issues. IE I never meant to quit. Something came up and well, it made lose all hope and motivation. And I had giving so much for so long, I put a lifetime worth of dedication in 8 years for nothing it felt like. The idea of having to start over knowing what it (once again) would entail was as such I merely said whatever. There's only so much I have.. Going forward and pick things up would require a fundamental shift in approach (balans) that's still something I'm working on. To be fair, some years ago I've reached like 70% of where i used to be but again something happend and yeah. Oh well <3

I used to wear such tight fitting shirts and loved it, therefore my initial comment; you triggered an subconscious reaction when confronted with a sight I used to and still yearn towards.

 

[MikeM]

Life long mental health issues. IE I never meant to quit. Something came up and well, it made lose all hope and motivation. And I had giving so much for so long, I put a lifetime worth of dedication in 8 years for nothing it felt like. The idea of having to start over knowing what it (once again) would entail was as such I merely said whatever. There's only so much I have.. Going forward and pick things up would require a fundamental shift in approach (balans) that's still something I'm working on. To be fair, some years ago I've reached like 70% of where i used to be but again something happend and yeah. Oh well <3

I used to wear such tight fitting shirts and loved it, therefore my initial comment; you triggered an subconscious reaction when confronted with a sight I used to and still yearn towards.

When you’re ready, get back on it. Muscle memory is a real thing, so after a month or two you should see some serious gains coming back.

Take care of yourself. Glad to hear that you are able to identify and work on your mental health. It is a lifelong thing. I’ve always looked at the gym as a form of therapy.

 

[22:22:22]

When you’re ready, get back on it. Muscle memory is a real thing, so after a month or two you should see some serious gains coming back.

Take care of yourself. Glad to hear that you are able to identify and work on your mental health. It is a lifelong thing. I’ve always looked at the gym as a form of therapy.

Thank you for your kind words firstly. In the end I always go into the deep end when conversing, my apologies. You're right, MM is a thing and the gym has always been a solo therapy session thing for me. I'm currently working up the courage to go and yeah, who knows. The hardest part putting my expectations on check and honestly; just taking the first step. Thanks again <3

 

[Putonahappyface]

Thank you for your kind words firstly. In the end I always go into the deep end when conversing, my apologies. You're right, MM is a thing and the gym has always been a solo therapy session thing for me. I'm currently working up the courage to go and yeah, who knows. The hardest part putting my expectations on check and honestly; just taking the first step. Thanks again <3

I've been hitting the gym for over twenty years jumping back and forth between power lifting and Bodybuilding. I have had three instances from memory where I have had a couple of years off, either because of boredom or an injury.

Each time I got back on the horse it was very difficult so I know where you're coming from so don't feel deterred going back! I use weight training to help with my mental health issues as it's one of the few things that keeps my racing thoughts preoccupied.

P.s I love the Guyver.

 

[bronk]

I have multiple collections #thisiswhyimpoor, horror stuff is one of them, A Nightmare on Elm Street has been my favorite since I was a kid (back in the days where we could watch them as young children and didn't go out and kill everyone on the block). The picture above my bed, a satisfying game of cards between friends.

To satisfy building my collections further, I am just going to get some face tattoos so I can be a mumble rapper and make millions, it seems the face tattoos are all you need for that. Runaway septum for shits and giggles.

I have a picture of myself saved with that exact same face tatt filter lol

 

[AlteredForms]

I have a picture of myself saved with that exact same face tatt filter lol

 

[22:22:22]

I've been hitting the gym for over twenty years jumping back and forth between power lifting and Bodybuilding. I have had three instances from memory where I have had a couple of years off, either because of boredom or an injury.

Each time I got back on the horse it was very difficult so I know where you're coming from so don't feel deterred going back! I use weight training to help with my mental health issues as it one of a few things that keeps my racing thoughts preoccupied.

P.s I love the Guyver.

Putonahappyface

Thank you for your response! Yeah, exercise (gym) is very helpful in that regard. I really liked Kai Green's mind muscle (almost meditative) approach and long cardio sessions. I kind of miss it you know. Like you said; it's all about the first step, and I know this as well. Said step seems (once again) as a mountain but yeah..

Guyver is awesome!