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[lock2k]

Lol at the nsfw tag when most of us are in isolation. But rules are rules.
Well, most of you know what deflowering means. If you don't, well, basically taking a girls virginity.
I personally haven't deflowered any girl, all the women I have been with already had their vag broken in.
I would like to, I don't know why, but I'd like to try. There's something to it I think. Something primal.
How bout you dudes? Have you ever deflowered anyone?

I did. My wife. We only had each other.

 

[Melon]

My "first time" wasn't consensual so I don't really count it. I was my bf's first time and I consider him my first time. Wasn't all that awkward like everyone says it is. It was quite nice, actually.

 

[Ownage]

Yep. Virgins are not good in bed. Not worth the effort.

 

[nush]

Yes my first gf in college we both were virgins I woulda married her and had kids with her nom sayin but I was hel!a psycho at the time tryna pass all these math and comp sci courses kinda regretted taking them only took em for fun cuz they were hard and I was also exercising all the time and not resting enough I was tryna do too much and not fueling the correct way either. All that sh!t combined was a recipe 4 disaster oh well das da game u learn from ur failures/mistakes

Google Translates not helping here.

 

[haxan7]

I fucked a girl in the ass for the first time

 

[MaestroMike]

one day imma tell some stories from my twenties about the alchemical horrors of excessive sex, math, video games, marijuana, and exercise

the pentagon black lab doesn't fuck around

Lol it was the worst I would get mad fukking adrenaline rushes all the time tryna get sh!t right or get things working by deadline and I would feel super high when things clicked but got hel!a low when things didn't. I dunt know how many times. I was always thinking 24/7 scared as hel! my GPA was gunna get hit tryna maintain it above 3 I put myself through all that pressure when I didn't need to cuz my main studies was econ but gamers gotta game i guess my curiosity was at an all time high

 

[Tesseract]

Lol it was the worst I would get mad fukking adrenaline rushes all the time tryna get sh!t right or get things working by deadline and I would feel super high when things clicked but got hel!a low when things didn't. I dunt know how many times. I was always thinking 24/7 scared as hel! my GPA was gunna get hit tryna maintain it above 3 I put myself through all that pressure when I didn't need to cuz my main studies was econ but gamers gotta game i guess my curiosity was at an all time high

you are giving me ptsd

 

[Stouffers]

Is reflowering a thing?

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

Soon...you.

 

[Mistake]

Is reflowering a thing?

only after you’ve stolen the bouquet

 

[MayauMiao]

No instead I was deflowered by a woman.

 

[nush]

No instead I was deflowered by a woman.

Unfortunately the more common match up.

 

[haxan7]

No instead I was deflowered by a woman.

Would you prefer to be deflowered by a man?

 

[GeorgPrime]

Jeah once. It was a... strange experience. Dont need to do it again.

 

[Elektro Demon]

Is reflowering a thing?

It is in India, apparently.

Spoiler

 

[Porcile]

Yeah but I paid for it. Went to a flower shop and bought everything. Deflowered the whole shop, The old grannies running the place didn't see me coming that's for sure.

 

[LemmingWithaParachute]

Is reflowering a thing?

What do you mean? They were narrow?

No. Spiked, as in their drinks were.

 

[Stilton Disco]

3, which is everyone I’ve ever slept with.

My best friend, which was my first time as well, in our mid teens, after we found a pile of old porn mags in the woods and started daring each other to copy what we saw in them. It was all relatively innocent until she pulled her skirt up and dared me to go down on her. That was a hell of a summer holiday after that.

2nd was my first serious girlfriend in our late teens.

3rd is now my Wife, we’ve been together for 16 years.

 

[Elektro Demon]

3, which is everyone I’ve ever slept with.

My best friend, which was my first time as well, in our mid teens, after we found a pile of old porn mags in the woods and started daring each other to copy what we saw in them. It was all relatively innocent until she pulled her skirt up and dared me to go down on her. That was a hell of a summer holiday after that.

2nd was my first serious girlfriend in our late teens.

3rd is now my Wife, we’ve been together for 16 years.

You're a lucky bastard.

 

[nush]

You're a lucky bastard.

for only getting 3 women in a lifetime? Nope.

 

[Elektro Demon]

for only getting 3 women in a lifetime? Nope.

But all were virgins. A virgin counts as 4 skanks.
So going by that math, he banged 12 women in his life. That's not bad.

 

[nush]

But all were virgins. A virgin counts as 4 skanks.
So going by that math, he banged 12 women in his life. That's not bad.

 

[Stouffers]

They say when you sleep with someone (sex), you’re sleeping with everyone they’ve ever been with. IF you want to improve your count, sleep with a hooker. You can go from 3-4 to 100’s in one go.

 

[Despera]

3, which is everyone I’ve ever slept with.

My best friend, which was my first time as well, in our mid teens, after we found a pile of old porn mags in the woods and started daring each other to copy what we saw in them. It was all relatively innocent until she pulled her skirt up and dared me to go down on her. That was a hell of a summer holiday after that.

2nd was my first serious girlfriend in our late teens.

3rd is now my Wife, we’ve been together for 16 years.

That's a dream scenario if I ever read one.

But at the same time if you missed out on the crazy side of things lol. Still I envy you man.

 

[ResilientBanana]

With as many tantrums as there are on this forum about video games, I'm surprised the only virginity anyone ever took wasn't simply their own.

 

[Stilton Disco]

for only getting 3 women in a lifetime? Nope.

Eh, I met my wife when I was twenty, and she's the nerdy, outdoorsy, fun, cynical and sexy tomboy of my dreams (plus the sex has gotten steadily better over the years), so I sure as hell wouldn't trade my love life for anyone elses.

I mean she's a size 10 with a great arse, slim waist, wide hips and natural F cup tits who stays in shape by joining me canoeing, rock climbing, hiking and camping rather than 'watching what she eats' or wasting her life at the gym. On top of which, she's easily the best friend I've ever had and the only person I have ever fully trusted or truly loved.

I nailed that shit down as soon as I could, because the odds of me finding anyone as awesome as her twice isn't worth thinking about.

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

With as many tantrums as there are on this forum about video games, I'm surprised the only virginity anyone ever took wasn't simply their own.

 

[SpartanN92]

Sure I did, but she went to a different school, you wouldn’t know her.

 

[Can't decide]

Two and both were memorable for opposite reasons. The first girl was my first proper girlfriend and we both lost our virginity to each other. What made it memorable? It was so tight I could barely get in and caused both of us discomfort.

The second girl was memorable because to my surprise, this petite, slim virgin had a bucket and I've never come across another girl like it. It was like fucking a warm, wet sock and I don't ever remember being able to climax. At least her booty made up for it i suppose.

 

[Nealand Liquor]

Yes.
Also sex with a virgin is horrible, I much prefer slutters.

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

Yes.
Also sex with a virgin is horrible, I much prefer slutters.

do they prefer you?

 

[Stouffers]

do they prefer you?

Slutters prefer early-nutters. The faster you nut, the more nutters they can fit into their day.

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

Slutters prefer early-nutters. The faster you nut, the more nutters they can fit into their day.

 

[EverydayBeast]

All these posts make me laugh #1 thread of the day being together with a girl is a cool thing, why not.

 

[Faenrir]

Yes...nothing special about it, not something i'd look forward to

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

Yes...nothing special about it, not something i'd look forward to

 

[Faenrir]

What's your point hehe, that's me with a terminator eye... in pixel art (i'm a gamedev and have a healthy sex life ^^ )

 

[Futaleufu]

You can’t be serious? Never had sex with a woman on her period? Hell, my ex bled a lot during this time.

I didn’t give a shit

 

[Nealand Liquor]

do they prefer you?

I attract two types. The prissy controlling princess and the dirty crazy slut with daddy issues.

 

[Macapala]

You're asking this on NeoGaf? The forum of #EternalVirgins.... lol.

Except for me. I'm not a virgin. I'm a motherfucking bad ass Chad that gets sum every day.

Oh and I have an 18 inch penis btw.

 

[BWJinxing]

as a 31 yr old, I've seen visualizations on the internet.

Is it like the moving pictures?

 

[haxan7]

as a 31 yr old, I've seen visualizations on the internet.

Is it like the moving pictures?

Did you lose your virginity at 31?

 

[The Pleasure]

What is a girl?

is this sexual intercourse stuff?

my moms gonna be mad

Blame brap

 

[Pallas]

Yes and if you’re watching FBI it was consensual.

 

[BWJinxing]

Did you lose your virginity at 31?

No, I'm on day 11,553 of my dry spell.

 

[Shantae]

Yes, but I was also getting being deflowered at the same time, so it didn't last long, lol. Soon as my brain started to comprehend that I was inside her pussy, I was like holy shit and came. I do remember her whole body just melting with pleasure as I penetrated her, and her moans as it happened, and I think that was really what sent me over the edge.

 

[M1chl]

Yes. Regret™ so I did that 2 more times.

Not sure why women does not come pre-opened.

 

[Kagey K]

A bunch of girls decided to use me as thier first, and recommended me to their friends.


Lets say I’ve broke more hymen’s then any human should.

I didn’t keep numbers because that would be unclassy of me. But it’s definately 50+

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

A bunch of girls decided to use me as thier first, and recommended me to their friends.


Lets say I’ve broke more hymen’s then any human should.

I didn’t keep numbers because that would be unclassy of me. But it’s definately 50+

 

[McCheese]

A bunch of girls decided to use me as thier first, and recommended me to their friends.


Lets say I’ve broke more hymen’s then any human should.

I didn’t keep numbers because that would be unclassy of me. But it’s definately 50+

did you stumble upon a tribe of amazonian women or something?