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[Elektro Demon]

Lol at the nsfw tag when most of us are in isolation. But rules are rules.
Well, most of you know what deflowering means. If you don't, well, basically taking a girls virginity.
I personally haven't deflowered any girl, all the women I have been with already had their vag broken in.
I would like to, I don't know why, but I'd like to try. There's something to it I think. Something primal.
How bout you dudes? Have you ever deflowered anyone?

 

[and 3 others]

3. Everything besides the actual deflowering was great.

 

[Hotty Botty]

Yes. Two. I’d imagine that once you get past 21 or 22, you won’t get the opportunity anymore.

 

[triplestation]

no

that's what horses are for

 

[MetalAlien]

no

that's what horses are for

 

[nush]

Yes. Two. I’d imagine that once you get past 21 or 22, you won’t get the opportunity anymore.

She was 20, didn't mean I had to be as well.

 

[Stouffers]

Two. Unfortunately both were cactus flowers.

 

[and 3 others]

Not to get to graphic in detail, but 2 of the 3 had their first orgasm with me. That's where the real fun was.

 

[Hotty Botty]

She was 20, didn't mean I had to be as well.

Huh? Okay. I’m saying, once you get past that age, most girls no longer have their v-card.

 

[nush]

Huh? Okay. I’m saying, once you get past that age, most girls no longer have their v-card.

I know. She was 20 I was older.

 

[Stouffers]

Not to get to graphic in detail, but 2 of the 3 had their first orgasm with me. That's where the real fun was.

Like they were sitting next to you? Was this a mutial masturbation thing I heard about on Real Sex?

 

[Elektro Demon]

Two. Unfortunately both were cactus flowers.

What do you mean? They were narrow?

 

[Stouffers]

What do you mean? They were narrow?

No, I fucked two cacti.

 

[and 3 others]

Like they were sitting next to you? Was this a mutial masturbation thing I heard about on Real Sex?

Lol, no.

 

[NeoGiffer]

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

What is a girl?

is this sexual intercourse stuff?

my moms gonna be mad

 

[DESTROYA]

What! All girls are not virgins!?
That’s what they want you to think, just because they say they are doesn’t mean it’s true.

 

[AlteredForms]

I would like to, I don't know why, but I'd like to try. There's something to it I think. Something primal.

 

[Weiji]

I dated a girl once who told me she had fucked a guy with a hook for a hand. Anyone wanna guess how long that relationship lasted?

Spoiler

2 days

 

[Ikutachi]

No. Had the opportunity to and fucked up.

 

[teezzy]

Nah I like sluts

 

[Urprobablyright]

My first was her first~

 

[Potato Chip PRO]

Only once, I was 24 and she was 22. We were the last ones celebrating my birthday when everyone left. You can guess what my last present was! It was both our first time doing it.. What a rough night

 

[008]

Yes, I rammed my cock into an 18 year old in the back of my hatchback with the rear seats folded down.

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

Nah I like sluts

Do they like you?

 

[Ovek]

Yes and it really wasn’t as good as you would imagine.

 

[nush]

Yes, I rammed my cock into an 18 year old in the back of my hatchback with the rear seats folded down.

Stay classy!

 

[newtypepilot]

watch this turn into GAF bragging about their 18inch dicks

 

[Cybrwzrd]

watch this turn into GAF bragging about their 18inch dicks

That's on the small side for the average Gaffer.

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

watch this turn into GAF bragging about their 18inch dicks

im hung like a butterfly

 

[MetalAlien]

im hung like a butterfly

You sting like a bee!

 

[neobiz]

Yeah and it was not good

 

[TaySan]

I never asked her so idk. Probably not.

 

[Blade2.0]

Twice

 

[008]

Stay classy!

she was a blonde, thin, Christian southern belle waiting for marriage.

you damn right I wanted to pound that.

 

[Papa]

I never asked her so idk. Probably not.

was it consensual tho

 

[Blade2.0]

You sting like a bee!

I sting like when I pee

 

[TaySan]

was it consensual tho

Si it was.

She deflowered me and seemed experienced.

 

[nush]

Si it was.

She deflowered me and seemed experienced.

Best 30 seconds of your life then?

 

[Papa]

Si it was.

She deflowered me and seemed experienced.

Yes, very experienced.

 

[TaySan]

Best 30 seconds of your life then?

More like a couple minutes, but yes it was an experience.

 

[MaestroMike]

Yes my first gf in college we both were virgins I woulda married her and had kids with her nom sayin but I was hel!a psycho at the time tryna pass all these math and comp sci courses kinda regretted taking them only took em for fun cuz they were hard and I was also exercising all the time and not resting enough I was tryna do too much and not fueling the correct way either. All that sh!t combined was a recipe 4 disaster oh well das da game u learn from ur failures/mistakes

 

[Tesseract]

Yes my first gf in college we both were virgins I woulda married her and had kids with her nom sayin but I was hel!a psycho at the time tryna pass all these math and comp sci courses kinda regretted taking them only took em for fun cuz they were hard and I was also exercising all the time and not resting enough I was tryna do too much and not fueling the correct way either. All that sh!t combined was a recipe 4 disaster oh well das da game u learn from ur failures/mistakes

one day imma tell some stories from my twenties about the alchemical horrors of excessive sex, math, video games, marijuana, and exercise

the pentagon black lab doesn't fuck around

 

[Potato Chip PRO]

one day imma tell some stories from my twenties about the alchemical horrors of excessive sex, math, video games, marijuana, and exercise

the pentagon black lab doesn't fuck around

Share some of that shii now, we got time!

 

[triplestation]

Yes, very experienced.

dat premium experience

 

[Coolwhhip]

Yeah and I cant stand blood, so it freaked me out.

 

[Gamerguy84]

Yes with my huge 18 inch dick. /jk

 

[008]

Yeah and I cant stand blood, so it freaked me out.

You can’t be serious? Never had sex with a woman on her period? Hell, my ex bled a lot during this time.

I didn’t give a shit

 

[ScarletSpider]

Only one but I deflowered the booty too

 

[Coolwhhip]

You can’t be serious? Never had sex with a woman on her period? Hell, my ex bled a lot during this time.

I didn’t give a shit

Ok dexter