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Marvel Introduce Diverse New Warriors Characters “Snowflake” (Jock) & “Safespace” (Non Binary) B Negative (vampire) Screetime (Edgy Meme Boy) & more

GV82

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Psychic Twins. “All twins are psychic, but we’re psychic-er.” Snowflake, a cryokinetic, can materialize snowflake-shaped shuriken projectiles for throwing. Safespace can materialize pink forcefields, but he can’t inhabit them himself, the reflex only works if he’s protecting others. They’re hyper aware of modern culture and optics, and they see their Super Heroics as “a post-ironic meditation on using violence to combat bullying.” They're probably streaming this.

"Snowflake and Safespace are the twins," the writer says, "and their names are very similar to Screentime; it's this idea that these are terms that get thrown around on the internet that they don't see as derogatory. [They] take those words and kind of wear them as badges of honor.

"Safespace is a big, burly, sort of stereotypical jock. He can create forcefields, but he can only trigger them if he's protecting somebody else. Snowflake is non-binary and goes by they/them, and has the power to generate individual crystalized snowflake-shaped shurikens. The connotations of the word 'snowflake' in our culture right now are something fragile, and this is a character who is turning it into something sharp.

"Snowflake is the person who has the more offensive power, and Safespace is the person who has the more defensive power. The idea is that they would mirror each other and complement each other."



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A teen “living vampire” exposed to Michael Morbius’s blood as a child in a rogue, but life-saving medical procedure. He still ages like a regular kid, but has all the abilities of Morbius. He’s also obsessed with all the music and attitude of a “classic” long-past decades like the '90s, and the '00s. “The world is a vampire…and so am I.”

B-Negative is the goth kid. When he was a baby he got a rogue lifesaving blood transfusion, we assume, from Michael Morbius. And now he has a very similar look, and very similar vampire powers," shares Kibblesmith. “B-Negative ages like a regular person (or does he?) and he definitely drinks blood (or does he?), but designer/artist Luciano Vecchio took brilliant inspiration from the '90s Spider-Man cartoon and gave B-Negative the 'leech suckers' that the animated version of Morbius had on his palms.”




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A regular kid scooped up into the world of teenage Super Heroing. Her “magic backpack” is actually a pocket dimension with seemingly infinite space, from which she can pull out useful or random objects—it’s not always under her control. She claims to get her power from god, but “not the god you’re thinking of.”


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A Meme-Obsessed super teen whose brain became connected to the internet after becoming exposed to his grandfather’s “experimental internet gas.” Now he can see augmented reality and real-time maps, and can instantly Google any fact. Does this make him effectively a genius? He sure acts like it does.

"I wanted to have teen characters who felt as "now" as the New Warriors did in 1990,” explains Kibblesmith. “The New Warriors have been zeitgeist characters from the beginning, you get edgy skateboarding Night Thrasher in the '90s and the Reality TV team in the 2000s, and now in 2020, we have New Warriors who have never grown up without the Internet, and one character who appears to essentially live inside it.

“The word ’screen time’ is only ever used in a sort of restrictive sense, and because we’re doing a story about teenage rebels, a lot of the names are about teens fighting against labels that are put on them. So with Screentime, we liked the idea that he has infinite screen time.”



I saw these on Twitter and thought “They can’t be real”
Oh they are real.
https://www.marvel.com/articles/comics/introducing-the-new-new-warriors?linkId=84516276
 
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Nymphae

Banned
Fat superheroes are just never going to work outside of a comic book no one will purchase. Can't wait to see them try this shit on screen.
 

Weiji

Banned
Please god, let there be a making of video at some point. Shits gonna be even better then “Trekkies”.
 

JordanN

Banned
Do SJW's even read comic books? Why the hell does every entertainment have to pander to them?

Movies, games, books. Who knew the "oppressed" class also happened to be the wealthiest.

And when this shit fails, Publishers will still be like "clearly, we weren't diverse enough!".
 
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slugbahr

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Why not just name it Social Justice Warriors and not besmirch the original team's name?
Because the comics (and writers, artists, etc) of the last decade or so are so shit that they need to lean on the memories of the classic stuff in order to try to get a foothold in the hearts and minds (and wallets) of today's readers.
 

Cato

Banned
This is what happens when Kevin Feige steps in.

NO, Hulk and Spiderman are NOT going to become trans and suck eachothers girl-dicks.
Not gonna happen.
I have movies to make and no time for your degenerate bs destroying the assets I build my movies on.

So they have to create new characters from scratch.
And this is the result.
Who could have predicted?
Not sure this comic will sell well. The twelve crazy people on twitter that demands this bs are all broke and can not affort to buy any books anyway.


This is probably Feiges plan to just bancrupt and shutdown marvel comics completely so he gets complete control of the characters.
I love comics but I think this is for the best.
 
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slugbahr

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This is what happens when Kevin Feige steps in.

NO, Hulk and Spiderman are NOT going to become trans and suck eachothers girl-dicks.
Not gonna happen.
I have movies to make and no time for your degenerate bs destroying the assets I build my movies on.

So they have to create new characters from scratch.
And this is the result.
Who could have predicted?
Not sure this comic will sell well. The twelve crazy people on twitter that demands this bs are all broke and can not affort to buy any books anyway.


This is probably Feiges plan to just bancrupt and shutdown marvel comics completely so he gets complete control of the characters.
I love comics but I think this is for the best.
Didn't Feige say recently that if he had full control, there would have been diversity and representation and all that crap a lot sooner in the MCU.
Also, Eternals.
 

Cato

Banned
Didn't Feige say recently that if he had full control, there would have been diversity and representation and all that crap a lot sooner in the MCU.
Also, Eternals.

He did. But he did not mean diversity as "spiderman is now trans and has a girldick that hulk sucks."

That door is now closed to the activists and is why they had to invent these new laughable new "heroes" safespace, snowflake etc.
Maybe they will sell well. who knows. I doubt it.

EDIT: they can do whatever they want with the nonsense characters that will disappear anyway shortly when marvel comics shuts down. No one cares about eternals. Not even netflix!
But no one is going to make spiderman a lesbian trans woman with a girldick because that would kill Feiges next movie.
 
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slugbahr

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He did. But he did not mean diversity as "spiderman is now trans and has a girldick that hulk sucks."

That door is now closed to the activists and is why they had to invent these new laughable new "heroes" safespace, snowflake etc.
Maybe they will sell well. who knows. I doubt it.
Instead, he sucked Stark's dick.

Time will tell what he truly meant.
 

ZehDon

Gold Member
Well, I guess they've stopped trying to be subtle.

Also, Trailerblazer looks pretty white-washed in that comic cover compared to their character sheet.
 
I'm in two minds about this whole thing.

A part of me feels like this is the writers/creators making fun of the whole woke culture. I mean they have a ffemale character who is non-binary called snowflake and a male character called safespace who gets triggered on behalf of other people to protect them with shields or whatever.

A fat woman called "trailblazer"? Come on.

Add to that the idiocy of "internet gas" there has to be some kind of self awareness here right?

Either this thing is completely self aware and getting under the table jabs at the woke crowd or the creators are so far gone that they genuinely thought this was a good idea. I honestly can't figure it out.
 

GreyHorace

Member
Because the comics (and writers, artists, etc) of the last decade or so are so shit that they need to lean on the memories of the classic stuff in order to try to get a foothold in the hearts and minds (and wallets) of today's readers.
As if 'progressive' audiences have the money to spend on superhero comics. It's always been a genre for young boys and men. Marvel editorial is really braindead if they think this will attract new readership.

Shit. It's not like there wasn't a precedent before. One of the most acclaimed comics of the late 80's to early 90's featured gay people and transsexuals as characters. That was Sandman. Doesn't Marvel, the vaunted 'House of Ideas', have someone on their payroll who can come up with a comic like that?

Then again, Sandman was written by Neil Gaiman. Asking comic creators today to match his talent is akin to asking a regular dude to beat Usain Bolt's record.
 
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Contica

Unconfirmed Member
This can't be sincere. Snowflake and Safespace? Twins? There is no way someone is not sitting there beating their chest in laughter spasms after getting this shit approved.
 
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