What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Spiral Mountain, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Gruntilda’s Lair, and I have over 300 confirmed jiggies. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top banana collector in the entire Donkey Kong Island. You are nothing to me but just another Jinjo. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak, I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Carrington Institute and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re a fucking squirrel, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can collect you in over 3821 ways, and that’s just with my bare monkey hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the dataDyne Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking King Jingaling, kiddo.