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[nullref]

My Shepard wasn't xenophobic -- but his dick was.

(On the subject of Ashley's "racism", I think being distrustful of advanced alien cultures you've only recently made contact with is far from unreasonable. Trying to draw a moral equivalence between that and human racism is pretty silly.)

 

[rasberryjam]

I'd rather bump uglies with a Hanar than look at Miranda's gross face.

Mmm, gimme that jelly.

 

[Taruranto]

Only acceptable Alien romance.

 

[Dylan]

Like two plastic dolls stiffly touching each other with awkward dialogue, yes.

Yeah this. The "romance" in Mass Effect was more embarrassing than anything else. You hit the nail on the head, it really does feel like some invisible pervert playing with dolls.

 

[EdwardTivrusky]

Nope, Janet Shepard's romance with Liara was fine and for me spanned all three games. The plastic, vacant, marionettes consumating the relationship later on was the unappealing part. That uncanny valley, eh?

They could have faded to black or cut to the morning and it would have been a wiser decision i think.

 

[Zakalwe]

Alien or not, it's always awkward.

See, that's the trick, relationships that aren't awkward are the ones that work.

Food for thought?

 

[geordiemp]

Yeah this. The "romance" in Mass Effect was more embarrassing than anything else. You hit the nail on the head, it really does feel like some invisible pervert playing with dolls.

I think I tried every combination - hangs head in shame...

 

[Zakalwe]

I'd rather bump uglies with a Hanar than look at Miranda's gross face.

What's a face when you have dat ass?

 

[2+2=5]

I was not interested... until Liara <3

 

[Sheroking]

Ashley's reason for hating all Aliens is about as legit as a white dude hating all Japanese people because his dad fought them in WWII. I gleefully send Ashley to her death every single playthrough.

Luckily, there's Miranda.

Yeah this. The "romance" in Mass Effect was more embarrassing than anything else. You hit the nail on the head, it really does feel like some invisible pervert playing with dolls.

Meh.

The sex scenes were fucking awkward, but I like the idea and hope they develop it further.

 

[Nokagi]

I just wanted some sweet Dr. Chakwas loving but she wouldn't go for it.

 

[Effect]

Why no mention of Jack? Arguably the best romance in the Mass Effect series. One that is filled with genuine emotions and actually gives you the feels as opposed to "We'll bang okay?"

Getting the angry Jack to come out of her shell and getting her to a point where she lets her guard down around you is one of the most 'human' moments in the series. Bravo!

If you dislike Jack because of her shaved head or tattoos that just shows you are shallow
Much better than Miranda teeNay Lawson

The Jack "romance" is the one that seems to have the most depth to it I think. She grows the most as well believe. The only other one that comes close to actually playing out well it think is Liara.

I don't even get how the Tali one is suppose to work when she's in her suit constantly. If that was at least tackled, not sure if it is as I never went down that option, then that might be nice considering the interactions she has with Shepard just on a friendship level.

I like Ashley as a character but the romance options with her in the beginning were cringe worthy.

 

[The Iron Yuppie]

As Others have said the problem was more the fault of the game structure and the fact it had to be X number of conversation + positive responses = ROMANCE!

That said, Liara is the only acceptable response. Her character was one of the few romantic options that actually developed over the series. Ashley and Tali were one note. Jack actually got somewhere by 3.

But that's moot, when pressed about how Shepard was brought back, who was it that expended the time and resources to find his body and then hand it to a shady organization just on the POSSIBILITY that he could be saved? Not Tali, not the space racist, not even your space bro Garrus, it was Liara. Sounds like the a act of a lover, not just a comrad to me.

 

[spekkeh]

Find it pretty weird that everyone is so hung up over Ashleys specieism, when specieism is the standard in our lives.

 

[Mr. Poolman]

I wonder how a female Volus looks.

 

[anarckitty]

My fem shep was a total hoe at first. I romanced all the characters I could until they would confront me and ask me to choose.

I decided to go with Kaiden all three games.

 

[Neiteio]

Personally I am not into any of it. Then again, none of the romance options in the series were very appealing. Miranda was the one I picked for my main shep, but when the competition are all aliens, racists or C tier side characters, that's not saying much.

So you're racist against aliens but also won't date racists? :-\

Also, Tali all the way, e'eryday

 

[Freeza Under The Shower]

unappealing? No. But goddamn creepy is what it was. It had a place in the first mass effect (and even that was pushing it), but in ME2 and 3..... holy shit is Shepard a creep. Like Otaku-level over 9000 creep.

Or the fact that Kaiden, despite my already selected preference of women, was coming on to shep as subtle as a sledgehammer. They handled Steve a little better, but still, that was unsubtle subtle HELL NO to the character. (I did like the character though. Seemed to make sense to some extend.)
And then there is roid-maxed super-gay..ya'll know who I'm talking about... who can't be creeped. Like, seriously?

To be honest, I played ME3 by doing the dialogues, but not pursuing anyone, because Shep is just too much of a creep.

ME2 dialogue:
"hey, wanna have sex"
"kay"

Which only made (some) sense with the broken Jack, but nobody else.

And as anyone would know: you cheat with the secretary. She got turned to goo. PERFECT.

 

[Heysoos]

I was faithful to Ashley. <3

 

[Mr. Poolman]

Hey Kelly Chambers knew how to shake it!

And somehow having an affair with her doesn't break the romance options on ME3! score!

 

[Sword Familiar]

It was pretty dumb, but entertaining nonetheless. #TeamTali <3

 

[Freeza Under The Shower]

Also, no Chakwas.

Don't judge me, I'm playing a total creep.

edit: fuck it, might as well have included Anderson for "the good ol' times *wink* "

 

[Tex117]

Always liked Tali

 

[MartyStu]

Most of them were creepy; regardless of species.

And I would have had a LOT more respect for Bioware had the Tali and Garrus relationships not actually involved intercourse.

I think my femshep abstained from all relationships until the yeoman from the third game. She was nice.

If I were to replay the entire series all the way through, I would most likely pick Liara as she seems to have the least awkward of all the multi-game relationships.

 

[Sober]

This is how I feel about "romance" options in all RPGs. Are people's standards really that low, or am I missing the obvious thing?

It's easy to fool nerds who don't know how to talk to girls to make them think getting sex is the reward to a person's quest line.

 

[Annubis]

It's easy to fool nerds who don't know how to talk to girls to make them think getting sex is the reward to a person's quest line.

Ah, good old Baldur's Gate 2, where rushing a physical relationship with characters could end very very very badly.

 

[Odrion]

The Mass Effect series is really really dumb when you step back and think about it.

Really good, but really dumb.

 

[angrygnat]

They kind of shoe horned that "romance" component in there. While I never liked it, (mostly because it felt weird watching clunky animations go at it) I do think it has its place in the series. It gave your Sheps death that much more weight at the end when you had a love interest mourning your loss.

 

[Dead]

Will never forget my blue waifu

 

[Kabuki Quantum Lover]

The Mass Effect series is really really dumb when you step back and think about it.

Really good, but really dumb.

REAPERS

 

[Dead]

REAPERS

"reapers"

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

"reapers"

 

[TheRedSnifit]

#TeamTali. Gas masks are awesome.

 

[flyover]

I just wanted some sweet Dr. Chakwas loving but she wouldn't go for it.

This was the relationship that would've made the most sense to me.

Like two plastic dolls stiffly touching each other with awkward dialogue, yes.

FIFA's love scenes were more realistic. Maybe Bioware can borrow some of EA Canada's devs.

 

[SnakeEyes]

Talimancer, reporting in.

 

[akachan ningen]

Any kind of interactive romance in games is unappealing.

 

[Calibus]

i definitely didn't ask or want to know

Yawn.

Any kind of interactive romance in games is unappealing.

When it's forced and contrived, yes. The ME romance sub-plot was definitely both of these things, but IMO it oddly seemed to work within the context of the game.

 

[Timeaisis]

"Tali LOL" kind of offends my sensibilities. By far the best female character in the series.

 

[Linkyn]

I always go with Liara. I mean, what's not to like? She's a scientist, she's really sweet in her naivety, she doesn't have a gender (so is basically bisexual by human standards), she knows telekinesis, she stays young forever (again, by human standards), and most importantly, she can give you an orgasm with her mind.



With. Her. Mind.


Edit: I do also have a soft spot for Miranda, though, which typically leads to the awkward situation of having to choose between her and Liara in ME3 :/ (although not so much since I've purchased the Shadow Broker DLC).

 

[jediyoshi]

Taylor in ME3 was the best romance in the entire series. Male, Female, human or alien. Best written anyways.

I read that as Traynor and was about to give a thumbs up.

Now I leave in disgust.

 

[Daingurse]

No. If I'm playing a role-playing game with other races, then I'm always looking for that interracial action.

 

[casmith07]

Nope. Give me more of dat blue ass.

 

[Shaanyboi]

Space racist

 

[Andrew.]

Appealing how OP?

Like, not masturbatory enough for you?

Which is disturbing in and of itself to think about.

 

[Camp Lo]

Pft, I knew I would dagger Liara the moment she hit the screen.

 

[AlexBasch]

Didn't feel that attached with my Broshep to other crew members. Regretted going with Ashley on the first one because she was huge pain in the ass later down the trilogy.

Miranda made me forget her so quick. <3

Of course, that's Broshep we're talking about, my Femshep hates all human and non-human beings in the universe except Garrus.

Because nobody can resist his calibrations. Nobody.

 

[Shadownet]

I haven't played as FemShep (no desire really, but I do say I like her with Thane and Garrus), but the alien romances for MaleShep just don't do it for me at all. Something about it is just…blah.

Liara? Hate it.

Samara? Nope.

Morinth? She fucking kills me.

Tali? LOL

I'm on TeamAshley all the way. The haters can suck it. The girl had character development, and I wish you'd stop calling her a racist, especially when she has a LEGIT reason to not like them.

Ashley is provably the last female I wanted to be with while playing as MaleShep.

Oh wait I forgot Jack. *shudders*

Come on man, don't diss Liara. If Blue sexy alien dont turn you on, then well... More for the rest of us!

Oh and can't forget about that Cerberus chick, whose name escaped me at the moment.

 

[MC Safety]

Yeah this. The "romance" in Mass Effect was more embarrassing than anything else. You hit the nail on the head, it really does feel like some invisible pervert playing with dolls.

I love the Jim Sterling quote applied to video game sex scenes: "awkward, cold, dead puppet show."

 

[cheeseburgla]

I always "felt" like my Shep should have been with Liara. But once he laid his eyes on Miranda........ It's over Johnny.

 

[Kazerei]

I got nothing against alien romances. FemShep + Garrus was my favorite pairing. OP you a space racist.