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[Elektro Demon]

I can't sleep, I keep dreaming about her everyday, I constantly watch videos about her. I'm in love. I can't live without her.
Those curves and lines. Oh my god I get such a boner looking at her. I'm dissatisfied with my current girl. She's nothing compared to this one.
I think this is it boys n girls. This is the one.

Spoiler

I'm talking about this beauty and not some broad.

Oh my god I've never seen such a gorgeous bike. I have a cbf 600 n and I bought it cuz it was cheap. But I've always longed for the z 1000 sx. And I finally can afford it.
1043 cc's of sport touring madness, gorgeous lines n curves, awesome acceleration, reliable 4 cyl powerplant, comfortable seat etc. I'm soooo getting this bike next month.
What do you think? It's a god damn beast right?

 

[INC]

Does it come in black

 

[Elektro Demon]

Does it come in black

There is a black version but I kinda prefer the green color scheme. It's their trademark color.

 

[slugbahr]

 

[German Hops]

Yeah, that's pretty sweeet, dude.

And it's a veritable pussy magnet, so nice added bonus

 

[ManofOne]

I had a Kawasaki once, till she caught me in bed with a Yahama.

 

[KingdomHeartsFan]

She's a whore, everyone I know has ridden her. Make sure you wear protection OP.

 

[Kimahri]

In Norway, that's what we call harry. Lower case.

 

[Relativ9]

I was so sure this was a thirsty simping thread about some celebrity or vlogger or some shit until I clicked the spoiler tag Nice bike bro, if I were a bike guy I think i'd be more into a long distance bike that could also do light off-road (KTM 1290).

In Norway, that's what we call harry. Lower case.

No, this is what we call harry:

 

[Kimahri]

I was so sure this was a thirsty simping thread about some celebrity or vlogger or some shit until I clicked the spoiler tag Nice bike bro, if I were a bike guy I think i'd be more into a long distance bike that could also do light off-road (KTM 1290).




No, this is what we call harry:

That too, but the other one is worse.

 

[Cunth]

Hate to break it to you ED but bikes are

Spoiler

gay

 

[Jooxed]

I was coming into the thread thinking "I never thought I'd see the day ED settled down" I am mildly disappointed.

 

[Kev Kev]

I can't sleep, I keep dreaming about her everyday, I constantly watch videos about her. I'm in love. I can't live without her.
Those curves and lines. Oh my god I get such a boner looking at her. I'm dissatisfied with my current girl. She's nothing compared to this one.
I think this is it boys n girls. This is the one.

Spoiler

I'm talking about this beauty and not some broad.

 

[Calcium]

Okay, but if you start sticking your dick in the tailpipe I'm going to have to distance myself from you.

 

[AlteredForms]

With a stripper?

 

[GeorgPrime]

I can't sleep, I keep dreaming about her everyday, I constantly watch videos about her. I'm in love. I can't live without her.
Those curves and lines. Oh my god I get such a boner looking at her. I'm dissatisfied with my current girl. She's nothing compared to this one.
I think this is it boys n girls. This is the one.

Spoiler

I'm talking about this beauty and not some broad.

Oh my god I've never seen such a gorgeous bike. I have a cbf 600 n and I bought it cuz it was cheap. But I've always longed for the z 1000 sx. And I finally can afford it.
1043 cc's of sport touring madness, gorgeous lines n curves, awesome acceleration, reliable 4 cyl powerplant, comfortable seat etc. I'm soooo getting this bike next month.
What do you think? It's a god damn beast right?

WTF...no picture of you having sex with her exhaust?

Disappointed.

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

I thought it was a fat chick thread at first ngl.

 

[John Day]

I thought it was a fat chick thread at first ngl.

Yeas i was about to post “go for it and dig in”

 

[Phase]

I know myself too well to get a 1000cc bike.

 

[and 3 others]

I see you got the Covid vaccine!

 

[teezzy]

I'd rather get an F150

 

[and 3 others]

I can't sleep, I keep dreaming about her everyday, I constantly watch videos about her. I'm in love. I can't live without her.
Those curves and lines. Oh my god I get such a boner looking at her. I'm dissatisfied with my current girl. She's nothing compared to this one.
I think this is it boys n girls. This is the one.

Spoiler

I'm talking about this beauty and not some broad.

Oh my god I've never seen such a gorgeous bike. I have a cbf 600 n and I bought it cuz it was cheap. But I've always longed for the z 1000 sx. And I finally can afford it.
1043 cc's of sport touring madness, gorgeous lines n curves, awesome acceleration, reliable 4 cyl powerplant, comfortable seat etc. I'm soooo getting this bike next month.
What do you think? It's a god damn beast right?

Those Ohlins front forks?
Lightech frame sliders?

 

[Upper_Management]

How big is that exhaust can?! Does that thing weigh 20lbs alone?

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

Just a friendly reminder that OP is a homosexual man.

 

[and 3 others]

How big is that exhaust can?! Does that thing weigh 20lbs alone?

My stock exhaust weight was 39lbs total.

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

I'd rather get an F150

lol a fucking ford

that bike costs way less than that as well (650 isn't even 8 grand)

 

[teezzy]

lol a fucking ford

that bike costs way less than that as well (650 isn't even 8 grand)

Im aware. Dont care much for bikes. I don't trust myself or other drivers enough. Seen too many friends and family get wrekt

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

Im aware. Dont care much for bikes. I don't trust myself or other drivers enough. Seen too many friends and family get wrekt

But why a F150

 

[teezzy]

But why a F150

I work for the competition

(What would you recommend)

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

A similarly priced pickup? Canyon/Colorado.

 

[Rentahamster]

Okay, but if you start sticking your dick in the tailpipe I'm going to have to distance myself from you.

Elektro Demon if you stick your dick in it I will feel closer to you than I have ever felt in at least a couple of weeks.

 

[The Pleasure]

 

[AJUMP23]

I don't like the color. How about Blue?

 

[Elektro Demon]

Those Ohlins front forks?
Lightech frame sliders?

Actually yeah bro. Nice having a fella who knows about bikes. Have you owned this particular bike?

I don't like the color. How about Blue?

Hell no bro. Green is THE Kawasaki color. It has to be green.

 

[and 3 others]

Actually yeah bro. Nice having a fella who knows about bikes. Have you owned this particular bike?

Nope, 2011 GSX-1300R & 2018 GSXR-1000R.

 

[TheContact]

not a fan of the green. what kind of outfit are you gonna need to wear to match that?

 

[Elektro Demon]

Nope, 2011 GSX-1300R & 2018 GSXR-1000R.

Those are some nice bikes. A gixxer gaf bro.
What worries me about the z 1000 is that they have a problem with the clutch basket. Apparently it lacks lubrication and it's common that they fail.
There's a solution by drilling small holes in the clutch basket so that the oil can circulate better.

not a fan of the green. what kind of outfit are you gonna need to wear to match that?

Just a regular motorcycle jacket. I'm not really into matching the colors of my outfit with the bike. Ngl, caring about color matching sounds a bit gay bro.

 

[TheContact]

Those are some nice bikes. A gixxer gaf bro.
What worries me about the z 1000 is that they have a problem with the clutch basket. Apparently it lacks lubrication and it's common that they fail.
There's a solution by drilling small holes in the clutch basket so that the oil can circulate better.


Just a regular motorcycle jacket. I'm not really into matching the colors of my outfit with the bike. Ngl, caring about color matching sounds a bit gay bro.

you think this is gay, bro? (i'm kidding btw)

 

[DGrayson]

Does it come in red. Aka Ducati?

Just kidding looks amazing. Enjoy man.

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

Those are some nice bikes. A gixxer gaf bro.
What worries me about the z 1000 is that they have a problem with the clutch basket. Apparently it lacks lubrication and it's common that they fail.
There's a solution by drilling small holes in the clutch basket so that the oil can circulate better.


Just a regular motorcycle jacket. I'm not really into matching the colors of my outfit with the bike. Ngl, caring about color matching sounds a bit gay bro.

Unless you are a chick.

 

[ipukespiders]

Future Meat Crayon.

 

[Spaceman292]

You should definitely buy it, bro! Looks awesome! YOLO. Hospitals are always in need of generous new donors.

 

[Goro Majima]

Just a regular motorcycle jacket. I'm not really into matching the colors of my outfit with the bike. Ngl, caring about color matching sounds a bit gay bro.

Eh to be fair, a matching neon green jacket would make it safer for you since cars will notice you more on the road.

Although most people I see driving those things will weave in and out of traffic while wearing just a helmet, tshirt, and jeans.

 

[Patrick S.]

If it doesn't have DLSS I don't want it.

 

[Airola]

Joke's on you. I take that post at face value and completely literally and I am from now on always thinking you are in actual romantical love relationship with a motorcycle, perhaps even sexual.

 

[IDKFA]

More of a Suzuki man myself, but I cannot deny that is a beautiful bike.

 

[DESTROYA]

Nice bike but not a fan of the color. Sorry man I’m a bit racist.

 

[T8SC]

 

[The New Guy]

There is a black version but I kinda prefer the green color scheme. It's their trademark color.

I like it. I feel like Green is underrated as a colour on bikes. I really like that shade of Green, too.

 

[Tschumi]

I like it. I feel like Green is underrated as a colour on bikes. I really like that shade of Green, too.

love that gif lol

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As someone who is not a motorbike enthusiast (i'm all about the pedaled variety) I'll take this opportunity to offer my opinion on superbikes as they go past...

a) you're so loud I think the first person with a chance to kick your ass should do so for all our sakes
b) we're too distracted by your goofy bobble-head helmet to notice the look of your bike.
c) UNLESS it's this one:

I'll be this guy for that bike if ever I saw one crusing down the street: