pauljeremiah
Gold Member
I remember when I was working in Dell (about 8 years ago) and the conversation on a Monday morning would be mostly about what happened to you over the weekend.
The follow story was told (not by me) & I'll try to use the same words he used" For those from Ireland read the following story in a think Cork accent. like this.
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"I was in The Icon (a Limerick night club) and I met this awesome girl, she had massive fuck me boots on and a leather dress. I think she was one of those Goth chicks, like you see in America. She was all black except her skin.
We were dancing on the dance floor and I started to dry hump her. She licked the tip of my nose and asked me if I wanted to go her place for some fun? I was like 'Fuck yeah'
So she lived about five minutes away from the The Icon. We went into her apartment and then into one of the bedrooms. It was a bare bead with some plastic tightly wrapped around it. Which I thought was weird. She asked if I was into 'kinky shit' and I was like, yeah of course, who isn't? I told her I could give her 'the shocker' and she asked 'what's that?' and I told her it was 'one in the pink and one in the stink'
We stripped naked and I lay on the bed and she started to go down on me, and I had my legs resting on her shoulders. She was fuckin' amazing, a mighty sucker. She told me to tell her when I was coming, I thought because she doesn't like the taste or something normal like that.
When I was on the verge of cumming I tapped her on the side of her shoulder to tell her. She lifted her head up and smiled, then reached under the bed and wiped out a dildo and shoved it up my arse as I was cumming. She then wiped it out and I just shitted all over the bed, she then jumped on top of me and she then started to smear the shit all over her body.
I pushed her off me and ran out of the flat naked on to the street. The Gardaí (Irish police) found me about five minutes later walking down Crusies Street naked. I told them I was on a stag night out and my friends did this to me and left me, they took me home in the squad car."
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Now I know what you're thinking this is bullshit, and when I heard this first I thought so too, but about two weeks later a few lads when out on the town with him and he had another crazy sex story which they verified.
The follow story was told (not by me) & I'll try to use the same words he used" For those from Ireland read the following story in a think Cork accent. like this.
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"I was in The Icon (a Limerick night club) and I met this awesome girl, she had massive fuck me boots on and a leather dress. I think she was one of those Goth chicks, like you see in America. She was all black except her skin.
We were dancing on the dance floor and I started to dry hump her. She licked the tip of my nose and asked me if I wanted to go her place for some fun? I was like 'Fuck yeah'
So she lived about five minutes away from the The Icon. We went into her apartment and then into one of the bedrooms. It was a bare bead with some plastic tightly wrapped around it. Which I thought was weird. She asked if I was into 'kinky shit' and I was like, yeah of course, who isn't? I told her I could give her 'the shocker' and she asked 'what's that?' and I told her it was 'one in the pink and one in the stink'
We stripped naked and I lay on the bed and she started to go down on me, and I had my legs resting on her shoulders. She was fuckin' amazing, a mighty sucker. She told me to tell her when I was coming, I thought because she doesn't like the taste or something normal like that.
When I was on the verge of cumming I tapped her on the side of her shoulder to tell her. She lifted her head up and smiled, then reached under the bed and wiped out a dildo and shoved it up my arse as I was cumming. She then wiped it out and I just shitted all over the bed, she then jumped on top of me and she then started to smear the shit all over her body.
I pushed her off me and ran out of the flat naked on to the street. The Gardaí (Irish police) found me about five minutes later walking down Crusies Street naked. I told them I was on a stag night out and my friends did this to me and left me, they took me home in the squad car."
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Now I know what you're thinking this is bullshit, and when I heard this first I thought so too, but about two weeks later a few lads when out on the town with him and he had another crazy sex story which they verified.