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hipbabboom
Huh? What did I say? Did I screw up again? :(
Bruh, there's no one better.
Shit. You really got me there lol
LabouredSubterfuge
Member
Yes.
Bruh, there's no one better.
All that ass eating stained the dogs teeth.
Walter White Walker
Member
No thank you. Doesn't sound good either way.
block tower
Member
if she got a nice ass, like really good aesthetic ass, ill eat it out until my jaw locks up.
not into receiving tho, just not something that gets my dick hard.
off topic: this one time i came in an ex gf's ass and she wanted me to eat her ass out right after. i said nah your ass aint a baskin robbins, i dont need to try all the damn flavors..
not into receiving tho, just not something that gets my dick hard.
off topic: this one time i came in an ex gf's ass and she wanted me to eat her ass out right after. i said nah your ass aint a baskin robbins, i dont need to try all the damn flavors..
David Incorporated Esq.
Member
No, and more importantly why would you want to? It's a sensitive region but there are better places around!
Dreams-Visions
Member
"It's nice to want things."
Vestal
Gold Member
victreeb3l
Member
If I want to put shit in my mouth, I can just go to Olive Garden
BroggieDoge
Member
I don't specifically plan to eat the booty but if I'm really into the pussy eating and the tongue slips I roll with it and rock her hole. Most chicks don't mind if they are really horny.
The Abominable Snowman
Member
I don't see what girls get out of getting rimmed. Does it feel the same as when a guy gets rimmed? Even without a prostate?
I appreciate everyone's comments about cleanliness. I'm glad everyone i've rimmed keeps it clean back there. Fleet+Soap and water.
I appreciate everyone's comments about cleanliness. I'm glad everyone i've rimmed keeps it clean back there. Fleet+Soap and water.
depths20XX
Member
Well your prostate isn't on your asshole so I'd imagine it feels the same for them?
frankie_baby
Member
Renaissance??? Never realised anyone didn't
TrAcEr_x90
Member
Well when I was younger and less hairier a girl did it to in a hot tub and it was awesome. I do it to my girlfriend on our extra freaky nights. She doesn't do it to me really, but I don't blame her, I have a hairy ass nowadays. I just think its something fun to do to liven stuff up on occasion. Theres only so many positions and so many "basic" sexual things you can do until it all becomes stale. Live a little people.
Lots of nerve endings in the pucker.
Nothing wrong with eating the ass.
TrAcEr_x90
Member
Apparently MOST of you don't know what the ins and outs of it all consists of. Your not waiting at the door ready to jump on their ass with your tongue after they have just taken a shit. For me, this is stuff after taking a shower together, a hot tub, or just know both partners have just taken a shower earlier. Jesus christ, people don't know how to have some fun with females.
When you say she has a nice ass, do you mean the look of it on the outside or her actual asshole.
depths20XX
Member
Seriously, you get in that ass when the time is right. Not after your girls morning coffee dump or whatever.
davepoobond
you can't put a price on sparks
Lol
A Fish Aficionado
I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
Like what? After an enema?
Generation B
Got a bewtylicious proposition for you and it goes like this
Nah
It taste like ice cream
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I dont eat ass. What if I get some doodoo in my mouth
I love the power over a woman, just dominating her body with my mouth. That stuff is life.
or a shower.
Convulsions. Hysterics.
or a shower.
Convulsions. Hysterics.
Massive Duck. C.M.
Banned
Marvel Comics Universe?
PLS
Monocle
Member
There are times when life tests us with the unexpected. If we can rise to the challenge and push through our fear, we come out the other side stronger.
Sadly you hit your personal level cap for sex, and now the gates of heaven are closed to you. Sorry.
Pai Pai Master
Banned
Bunch of prudes up in here
depths20XX
Member
Personally, I don't really penetrate with my tongue. So I'm not exactly tonguing her anal cavity. An enema isn't necessary.
They just mad because they had a bad experience and got shitted on.
Pai Pai Master
Banned
Dunno gotta wait for Jessica Jones to show up
Guys:
WASH YOUR ASSES.
I love whenever this conversation comes up, and I'm asked if I enjoy it and I'm like "yep! If a dude wants me to give it up he better eat it like his mama made it."
And dude's (usually straight) are always like, "Eww. But what about swamp ass and shit chunks?"
And I'm always like, "I wouldn't know anything about that since my bussy STAYS on that Mr. Clean *squeak squeak*. But thanks for spilling the beans on YOUR bad hygiene."
Guys, every day. When you get in that shower.
Get that rag.
APPLY that soap.
And get ALL UP IN the crack of that ass.
You should be doing this anyway.
WASH YOUR ASSES.
I love whenever this conversation comes up, and I'm asked if I enjoy it and I'm like "yep! If a dude wants me to give it up he better eat it like his mama made it."
And dude's (usually straight) are always like, "Eww. But what about swamp ass and shit chunks?"
And I'm always like, "I wouldn't know anything about that since my bussy STAYS on that Mr. Clean *squeak squeak*. But thanks for spilling the beans on YOUR bad hygiene."
Guys, every day. When you get in that shower.
Get that rag.
APPLY that soap.
And get ALL UP IN the crack of that ass.
You should be doing this anyway.
Baby wipes forever.
They do make wipes for adults too.
The Abominable Snowman
Member
Oh wow. See me being rimmed while being stroked or sucked (Salad tossing i guess they call it) is like an instant whammy. I can't take more than like 30 seconds before i come because it just feels so awesome, and i usually use it as a finishing move as well since I like eating cake too. Don't want it to last much longer? Toss salad! I swear it gets 'em off in no time.
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