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Mista

Banned
:p
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Here's some slightly more recent pics ;)


Self conscious as fuck so don't go too hard on me plz 🥺
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Ps. I hate smiling for photos (I don't like my smile) so it's pretty hard to find many of me even smiling.
Out of curiosity, how old are you?
 

GodofWhimsy

Member
Honestly, guys, I would, but last time I posted a picture of my face online the website essentially turned into a digital shrine of people obsessing over my god-like looks and we wouldn't want that to happen to Gaf now, would we?

Also, no.
 

carlosrox

Banned
Whoa. You look VERY young

I feel like I've barely aged since my late teens lol. Those photos are probably like 2 years old. I have a more recent photo and I look pretty much the same?


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These are years apart and I look pretty much the same.

Excuse the Black face. I don't wanna get cancelled now.


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Maybe I'm a vampire.
 
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GymWolf

Gold Member
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Spent all quarantine running and slimmed down. The gyms are back open now baby baby so we gonna get it 💉
Where the fuck are you muscles dude??
Was a special day today for one of our kids so of course my wife ordered a fuckload of balloons and enforced family photos

My wife, boy, daughter and i


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then it was outside time, this is our countryside house, really in the middle of no where and its great!


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Your wife eyes zone vaguely remind me a prettier version of carla bruni...
 
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So this is the body of a man who's fucked over a hundred women worldwide. Where is your face though?
Not bad for 45, I feel.
A lot of that is in the lighting, though.

And I am not sure if I will ever attain abs, since I would need to hunger so much for that.


And this is my face womanified with Faceapp... ; )

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I look very german, though. Just copy paste one of your Nazi soldier faces from one of your WW2 shooters unto that pic of my body, and you pretty much have it...
 
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Fushitsusha

Banned
Not bad for 45, I feel.
A lot of that is in the lighting, though.

And I am not sure if I will ever attain abs, since I would need to hunger so much for that.


And this is my face womanified with Faceapp... ; )

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I look very german, though. Just copy paste one of your Nazi soldier faces from one of your WW2 shooters unto that pic of my body, and you pretty much have it...
Even Hans Landa would blush.
 

GymWolf

Gold Member
Not bad for 45, I feel.
A lot of that is in the lighting, though.

And I am not sure if I will ever attain abs, since I would need to hunger so much for that.


And this is my face womanified with Faceapp... ; )

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I look very german, though. Just copy paste one of your Nazi soldier faces from one of your WW2 shooters unto that pic of my body, and you pretty much have it...
You kinda look like skinny adele.
 

Armorian

Banned
Not bad for 45, I feel.
A lot of that is in the lighting, though.

And I am not sure if I will ever attain abs, since I would need to hunger so much for that.


And this is my face womanified with Faceapp... ; )

qZP7MLJ.png


I look very german, though. Just copy paste one of your Nazi soldier faces from one of your WW2 shooters unto that pic of my body, and you pretty much have it...

I think I will hide behind FA for now too, still not ready to post normal pictures :messenger_grinning_squinting:

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