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[Opinion]Square just shot themselves in the foot.

FinalBossWithTheMostPower

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Garnox

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Wasn't the original post on GameFAQs?

Felt I recall seeing it there that made its way here.

Edit: Well nevermind, guess it was the other way around. Originated here and made it over to the FAQ
 
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There's nothing wrong with releasing a JRPG on 3 discs, it's nostalgic, Microsoft started doing the same thing, I remember in Xbox one generation days they sent a survey about what they should do for them to get back on track, it's an open survey, I did many of them actually, I wrote, look back and find what made you strong, find your strengths, obviously, the 360, and the most selling 3rd party games publishers, obviously, Bethesda and Activision and wallah, the table has turned to their favor.
 
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cash_longfellow

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This might be the first time on Gaf in the history of Gaf, that an OP gets a ban of some sort even though they are gold 😂
 
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Dacvak

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I didn’t know this was a pasta at first. I’ve been away from GAF for too long…
 
cash_longfellow

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tommycronin said:
What the fuck did you just fucking say about him, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals,and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit.If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.

You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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Is this serious right now? Sounds serious 🧐 😂
 
Barakov

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gokurho said:
Square just shot themselves in the foot.

I don't know how much the rest of you know about Japanese culture (I'm an expert), but honor and shame are huge parts of it. It's not like it is in America where you can become successful by being an asshole. If you screw someone over in Japan, you bring shame to yourself, and the only way to get rid of that shame is repentance.

What this means is the japanese public, after hearing about this, is not going to want to purchase FFXIV for either system, nor will they purchase any of Square's games. This is HUGE. You can laugh all you want, but Square has alienated an entire market with this move.

Square, publicly apologize and cancel FFXIV for XSX or you can kiss your business goodbye.
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Cramoss

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tommycronin said:
What the fuck did you just fucking say about him, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals,and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit.If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.

You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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Dis

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This announcement is the best announcement I have ever seen. I had an xbox about 3 years ago in 2020 for 2 or 3 months. I beat ori and the blind forest, halo, gears of war, played fable , forza, call of duty and hi fi rush but, I took that shit for granted and sold it. I bought it back and now that I have heard about FFXIV, I been impressed and satisfied. I am able to play square games and the 3rd party support is crazy. I didn’t even know they had activision , zenimax, starfield, and shit like that on the xbox.

I believe all the PlayStation, pc, nintendo shit was conditioning me into frame rate this and resolution that, but playing crisis core, and FFXV, and FFXIV on Xbox, Im able to ignore all that shit and actually have fun gaming again. Phil Spencer has done it again.
 
Pedro Motta

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tommycronin said:
What the fuck did you just fucking say about him, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals,and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit.If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.

You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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MarkMe2525

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Sleepwalker said:
I cant believe they are doing business with Dirty Phil of all people, I thought they had honor but money is stronger it seems. I really dislike Phil Spencer ever since this happened to me a couple years ago:

I saw Phil at a grocery store in Los Angeles, I told him how cool it was to meet the head of Xbox in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? You want some vouchers huh? Some gamepass huh? Huh? Huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face, he then crossed his arms in the "x pose" and stared silently at me. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly, he also asked if he could pay with GPU codes and kept trying to do it over and over despite the cashier saying she has no clue what that is.

I arrived home and listed my xbox on craiglist, then ordered a PS5.
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Dr. Wilkinson

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gokurho said:
Square just shot themselves in the foot.

I don't know how much the rest of you know about Japanese culture (I'm an expert), but honor and shame are huge parts of it. It's not like it is in America where you can become successful by being an asshole. If you screw someone over in Japan, you bring shame to yourself, and the only way to get rid of that shame is repentance.

What this means is the japanese public, after hearing about this, is not going to want to purchase FFXIV for either system, nor will they purchase any of Square's games. This is HUGE. You can laugh all you want, but Square has alienated an entire market with this move.

Square, publicly apologize and cancel FFXIV for XSX or you can kiss your business goodbye.
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Honestly this has to be one of the silliest things I have ever seen. Do you actually believe you’re making a valid point?
 
CoreyFlawless

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😂 dude what your Twitter account? U have to be one of those crazy hardcore fans. Not gonna hurt final fantasy being on Xbox. Also this Japan gonna hate this. Is the most crazy thing that always being brought up the last 10 years. Cause if it was true. Damn PlayStation wouldn’t sale in Japan how they keep taking there busy else where all the time

Edit. Well never mind. See this as a joke post. Something bout the pass. I hadn’t been on neogaf long enough to know 😂
 
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Bernkastel

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tommycronin said:
What the fuck did you just fucking say about him, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals,and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit.If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.

You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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