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[Kadayi]

In it to win it Tesseract

 

[Tesseract]

In it to win it Tesseract

damn right

 

[Papa]

Aww true love in District 3. Together, we shall crush those prawns in District 9.

 

[Helios]

Don't worry, Ornlu . Aniki is here for you.

 

[Mista]

LegendOfKage I got your back

 

[ZombieFred]

Going to be interesting where this goes

 

[Barnabot]

I'm fucking ready!

Let's light up those suckers like a Christmas tree, Shifty !

 

[Ornlu]

Don't worry, Ornlu . Aniki is here for you.

N-Nani...


We come from the swollest of districts! Let's flex on the competition.

 

[Thurible]

This is going to be incense,

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

Aww true love in District 3. Together, we shall crush those prawns in District 9.

District 9 is the worst film I've ever seen.

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

We already know District 2 is gonna win this shit. Too much starpower for one district to handle

 

[Barnabot]

We already know District 2 is gonna win this shit. Too much starpower for one district to handle

Yeah right

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

Yeah right

My condolences for being paired with a faux shifty. Shifty1897 should be the one taking the mantle.

 

[Prison Mike]

In please

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

District 8 putting the lotion in the baskets

 

[Wings 嫩翼翻せ]

Maybe, maybe not, KLM.

I missed it too. We'll get 'em next time.

 

[Whitecrow]

So... when is the simulator putting out results? What are the wait times here?

 

[CyberPanda]

Need a RIP reaction for that post.

District 12 with CyberPanda representing.

Hollllllla!

 

[Shifty]

I'm fucking ready!

Let's light up those suckers like a Christmas tree, Shifty !

[

District 9 ready to take all comers.

(Sith Ifrican Prawn jokes notwithstanding)

 

[bronk]

Soccer fan?

Baseball actually. I was never into soccer until I worked as security for LA Galaxy. After watching all the games live I became a fan. Good times.

 

[slugbahr]

These two really should be swapped around.

 

[Melon]

The Beginning

As the tributes stand anxiously on their podiums, the horn sounds, signaling the incoming onslaught.

Thurible LegendOfKage CyberPanda Kadayi Unknown Quantity MiyazakiHatesKojima Papa pennythoughts

bronk Shifty Pallas Helios DunDunDunpachi

Weilthain brap @ZombieFred Musky_Cheese Tesseract

Ornlu BlackOlivesMatter Mista DeepEnigma jshackles

Barnabot


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[pennythoughts]

I got those survival skills yo.

dont need no handout

 

[jshackles]

Obviously running away from the Cornucopia is the best strategy.

 

[ZombieFred]

Looks like we're running, Zach.

 

[Whitecrow]

Mista giving us spectacle

 

[CyberPanda]

Obviously running away from the Cornucopia is the best strategy.

Running is always the best

 

[DeepEnigma]

I run away with the same look on my face!

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

Hard to run away with your dick tucked in but here we are....

 

[Ornlu]

Damn, Helios . We gotta gank some fool in the woods to get their gear.

 

[Barnabot]

The Beginning

As the tributes stand anxiously on their podiums, the horn sounds, signaling the incoming onslaught.

Barnabot


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Ofc is water. /s
Don't go too far fellas. Let me finish this bottle first so I can get in the mood of hunting each one you down!

 

[bronk]

Damn speared right off the back lol. Makes sense I don't run for shit. Die with honor! Wait am I dead? I think I can survive a light spearing.

 

[Shifty]

It's not running if there's more than one of you. We just made a large-scale tactical retreat in a bunch of different directions.

 

[jshackles]

Damn speared right off the back lol. Makes sense I don't run for shit. Die with honor! Wait am I dead? I think I can survive a light spearing.

I don't think you got speared, I think it means You Obtained a Spear. For spearing others with.

We all better watch out.

 

[DeepEnigma]

It's not running if there's more than one of you. We just made a large-scale tactical retreat in a bunch of different directions.

 

[Thurible]

LegendOfKage CyberPanda Kadayi

Thank you for sharing with me!

I can't do any good incense jokes, so I'm kind of trying to think of a new angle. Any ideas?

 

[Tesseract]

i ran into the forest

 

[jshackles]

 

[Mista]

Empty backpack? Scavenging time it is then

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

Me and DunDunDunpachi playing 5D Chess already

 

[Tesseract]

Kadayi

 

[DeepEnigma]

bronk Alright, we gotta do something with this spear!

 

[Tesseract]

that's a nice canteen of water you got there, barnabot

don't go to sleep

 

[Tesseract]

if i'm killed by that fucking gooberjok mhk face, make sure it's a grizzly death

i don't want that mother fucker drooling over my corpse

 

[Pallas]

I guess the rope is there just in case things go south, but hey at least I got a lighter!

 

[Barnabot]

that's a nice canteen of water you got there, barnabot

don't go to sleep

get lost. That' s my booze.

I don't sleep... I guess

 

[LegendOfKage]

LegendOfKage I got your back

Glad to be paired with you. And it may be empty, but that's a spiffy backpack.

 

[bronk]

I don't think you got speared, I think it means You Obtained a Spear. For spearing others with.

We all better watch out.

Oh no shit huh? Im dumb

 

[Mista]

Glad to be paired with you. And it may be empty, but that's a spiffy backpack.

Me too. Let’s go kick ass now

 

[brap]

mmmmmmmm this water feels so good guys!!!