I don't understand what's wrong with that description. Missions and car heists as opposed to boring repetitive races around a circuit? Sign me up
Honestly. There isnt really anything wrong with it. Its just that EA and NFS dont have the best track record recently so its easy to make a few cheap jokes at their expense.
If it embraces the campy aspect of "The House Always Wins" line as if it were straight out of a Schwarzenegger or Stallone 80s action film, it could be really good.