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[ManaByte]

 

[OverHeat]

Time to kiss youe 4090 goodbye

5090 is out?

 

[Drake]

You're a fucking savage bro. Either get the snip snip or quit it with the creampies (easier said than done, I know)

Congrats on kid #5 though! Hope all goes well!

 

[Sleepwalker]

5090 is out?

Portable windows handhelds your new best friends

 

[Kilau]

Time to kiss youe 4090 goodbye

The reality tho.

 

[Reizo Ryuu]

 

[The Pleasure]

Man, you must really love the pork pocket.

 

[Raonak]

Doesn't sound planned, there's plenty of ways to avoid getting pregnant.

Did you just nut in your wife and say whatever happens happens?

You're far braver than me lol.

 

[Alebrije]

By the time OP returns to gaming.

 

[Mossybrew]

I can't imagine having a "surprise" kid. Both of mine were planned. And two was enough, five is pretty wild.

That being said, hey you do you OP - hope it all works out well. A full house can be crazy but also filled with love.

 

[Gp1]

Congrats man

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Damn this hit like a brick I’m going to be a father again and just last week I was watching Old Dads and saying to myself I’m to old for that shit lol 43 btw I’m getting cut that’s for sure now lol

Congrats man. IDK how you afford it but if you need a 6th, I’m a little old but love gifts in the form of audio gear and fountain pens.

 

[MikeM]

You still have sex with four kids? Fucking congrats man!

$20,000 pc but couldnt spent $500 on a vasectomy. classic gaffer.

In Canada they are free. Got one after my two kids arrived. Im so fucking done lol

 

[Saber]

Hey congratz dude. They say kids are bless of our world.
Btw I'm sorry for your 5th.

 

[Tams]

I bet your wife and you joked after you creampied her that it'd be another baby. It would never happen though, right? Right?!

And now here you are.

Anyway, congrats!

 

[K' Dash]

I have a two years old baby girl that is my life, I got a vasectomy 1 month after she was born. Looking back if I had another one I would've become suicidal. Can not imagine for the life of me what's like to have 5 kids.

You're a much stronger man than me.

I bet your wife and you joked after you creampied her that it'd be another baby. It would never happen though, right? Right?!

And now here you are.

Anyway, congrats!

 

[Maestr0]

5 !? Holy crap, congrats and good luck OP xD

 

[demigod]

Also OP, have you thought about going full anal instead?

 

[chromhound]

Can you even pull out of a driveway? congrats tho

 

[MacReady13]

Congratulations and best of luck my man. I’m 43 as well. I have 4 kids (2 girls and 2 boys). My wife was desperate for another but she had some pretty severe women’s issues and will be getting a hysterectomy later this year/early next year meaning making kids are over for us.

 

[ThatStupidLion]

On my 3rd seven month old…

Going through infancy a fifth time doesnt sound fun. Hope you kept all your old baby gear.

 

[GymWolf]

We need to study this man's ballsack

 

[Evil Calvin]

In this day and age there should be a two child limit. Wear a condom.

 

[DeaDPo0L84]

Me and my wife of 11 years just found out we are having our first baby a couple weeks ago. I'm 39 at the moment but I'm super excited, didn't want to wait much longer. But yea 5 is gonna literally be a handful...

 

[FalsettoVibe]

Congrats. Kids are super expensive. I have 2 and they are enough! lol

 

[Portugeezer]

Congrats.

I am sorry.

 

[RJMacready73]

You're a braver man than me to be going back into the trenches, both mine are over 10, got the snip after no.2 no fucking way do I want to be dealing with babies & toddlers ever again

 

[kvltus lvlzvs]

Damn this hit like a brick I’m going to be a father again and just last week I was watching Old Dads and saying to myself I’m to old for that shit lol 43 btw I’m getting cut that’s for sure now lol

Good luck and Godspeed, you're doing great at spreading your genetics mate. I hope to be able to have 5 myself.