Kings, can I know why a friend who was gentlemanly enough to offer me rides home, randomly called me “funny looking” and excused it as “dark humor”?

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Biff

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OP, how would you rate both your attractiveness and his attractiveness on a scale of 1-10?

Are either of you clearly out of each other's league?

If not, then it is plainly obvious that he likes you but thinks he has been friend-zoned (lol) and is either angry at you and/or trying some cringelord pick-up artist shit he learned on Youtube. If you are attracted to him, then the choice of what to do is up to you. If you are not attracted to him, you need to cut this loser off and never speak to him again. Trying to stay "friends" with him won't work.
 

nush

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There’s this guy who’s a friend I guess (not really).

Right off the bat, what you have here is an undefined relationship. Let's see how this works out.

He works at a cafe I frequent. I’ve “known” him since like a year ago but we got on a first name basis like 5 months ago.

So we've moved up to regular customer first name basis. So far so normal.

I think around late July, my car stopped working and I had no car for about 4ish weeks. During these weeks when I’d go to this cafe and he was working,

No car, but you're still able to get to the Cafe and anywhere else you need to go I assume.

he would offer me rides home even though that was completely unnecessary (I chose to go there, after all). I do mean it btw I NEVER asked him;

So, the response should be "No thanks, I can get around by myself but thanks for the kind gesture".

he would either offer, or just pass by my table and say “I’m taking you home.” I would say he gave me rides home like 7(?) times.

You've taken so many "unnecessary" rides from this guy he's now comfortable assuming you will go with him now "I'm taking you home". You accept.

My house was only 5-6 mins away but it was still a nice gesture.

You don't need the ride but keep taking them, I'm putting good money down that "7" is a lowball number for the number of rides you've unnecessarily accepted.

I will also say that HE is the one that brought up exchanging numbers and HE added me on IG.

Yes dear, you know how dating works right? Men have to make the approach, it's perfectly NORMAL that he would bring up exchanging numbers. Again you accepted and in fact seem quite happy calling texting each other. Nobody made you add him to your insta, you can block/reject.

Anyways. On the night of the last time he dropped me off, everything seemed normal. I was waiting for him to close.

When was this? :pie_thinking:* You are now waiting for a completely unnecessary ride because your only house is only *Checks notes* 5-6 minutes away.

*Because by my calculations if you only needed a lift for four-ish weeks so you would no longer have needed rides past "Late July + 4-ish = Early September". You know it's now November, so this story either happened in September and you've been butthurt about it enough to make a topic about it in November or nether you or he have still defined the relationship but you're taking his rides texting/calling each other.


We were just on our phones and then he randomly said “you know, you’re funny looking.” This was a week after I told him that I’m insecure about my face (and I only divulged this information because for like a week he kept asking me why I’m not dating, that he wants to set me up with a nice Mexican man, next day he’d say he wants to set me up with a nice Jewish man, etc.) and I want to get plastic surgery for a couple of things. So this comment hurt.

He was very combative the whole night. Then when a couple of his coworkers came towards us he was like “hey I was just calling pleaseinsertdisctwo funny looking for the past 15 minutes” and then was like “yeah we can’t hang if you can’t handle my dark humor.” He was wording it as if it was a truth I needed to accept, and that’s why it’s “dark” humor.

I honestly thought I did something wrong. Otherwise why else did he randomly start acting this way?

I tried to text him about it, even though at this point it’s been a while since that night. It’s kind of been a back and forth of me not talking to him and him not really talking to me and I can tell that we’ve been passive aggressive.

I worded my text like I may have done something wrong and he was acting that way out of retaliation because I thought that that WAS the most likely scenario. I told him that I just want to understand why he was acting that way (I have yet to specify which night I was talking about, or the comments he made), and that I’m not going to attack him or ask for an apology.

He apologized and said that he is sorry if he hurt me in any way, he has “very dark humor” towards people he actually likes, and that he’ll never joke that way with me again.

On that night I know for a fact that he saw that I was upset, and he kept going and going. Not once did he clarify that he didn’t mean what he said. If anything he was basically saying that he’s just being honest and that I need to accept the truth, like I already said.

Call me insecure, neurotic, and high maintenance, but how is randomly calling someone “funny looking,” especially when they told you that they’re insecure about their face because you kept pestering them about dating people, dark humor? Where is the joke? I want to accept his apology especially since I didn’t ask for one but I can’t. It’s been over a day since his apology but I have yet to reply because I don’t want to seem insane or overly angry but I think his “dark humor” excuse is BS.

Kings, please let me know. Because I’ve never had someone act this way with me.

All of this drama about you funny nose, the pair of you both being passive aggressive was avoidable. He should have made his intentions clear and asked you out on a date months ago, accepted your reply and moved on. You should have defined the relationship months ago "We're just friends, nothings going to happen" instead of taking rides, hanging out texting calling while talking about being single. If you enable a "Nice guy" then you get "Nice guy" behavior becuse he's still loading you up with kindness coins waiting for the pussy payout.
 

-Minsc-

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“yeah we can’t hang if you can’t handle my dark humor.”
It is completely unnecessary for you to know the answer to the question in the thread title.

He set out a boundary so you can set yours. No need to keep hanging out with a guy who has a sense of humour that doesn't mix with your personality. What boundaries do you want to set? Set them.

It's up to you how much you want to keep interacting with this guy. In my mind, if you wanted to tolerate him you wouldn't have made this thread. Though, that's only in my mind. I'm not in yours.
 

Nico_D

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Some people just lack emotional intelligence. (or whatever the fuck it's called)

Don't let his lame "joke" bother you.

Probably exactly this. He slipped up, noticed it, got defensive and that's about. People stuff. Happens. That defensive phase is just waste of time and always frustrating and pretty obvious for anyone looking at it from sides - but it is also so very human.
 

bitbydeath

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There’s no easy way to say this, some here are playing coy, or choose to forget, but boys are dumb. They say stupid things, basically throwing shit at a wall and seeing what sticks. Most here have done the same or worse that they’ve already kicked themselves over.

It sounds like he likes you, he “should” mature in time (or not! Ha), the question is do you like him as a friend or want something more?

Shut it down or build it up, the ball is in your court.
 

NahaNago

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I just don't know on this one. I'd have to know both of you better to be able to understand what is going on. It honestly could just have been dark humor. I know I've joked with folks who took it the wrong way badly and learned to never mess/joke around them ever again. My first thought was he was joking or possibly flirting with you. I think you trying to understand why he was acting that way should be a red flag for him. I'd say just stop interacting with him and move on. It will save you both from a bunch of grief.
 
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Peggies

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Right off the bat, what you have here is an undefined relationship. Let's see how this works out.



So we've moved up to regular customer first name basis. So far so normal.



No car, but you're still able to get to the Cafe and anywhere else you need to go I assume.



So, the response should be "No thanks, I can get around by myself but thanks for the kind gesture".



You've taken so many "unnecessary" rides from this guy he's now comfortable assuming you will go with him now "I'm taking you home". You accept.



You don't need the ride but keep taking them, I'm putting good money down that "7" is a lowball number for the number of rides you've unnecessarily accepted.



Yes dear, you know how dating works right? Men have to make the approach, it's perfectly NORMAL that he would bring up exchanging numbers. Again you accepted and in fact seem quite happy calling texting each other. Nobody made you add him to your insta, you can block/reject.



When was this? :pie_thinking:* You are now waiting for a completely unnecessary ride because your only house is only *Checks notes* 5-6 minutes away.

*Because by my calculations if you only needed a lift for four-ish weeks so you would no longer have needed rides past "Late July + 4-ish = Early September". You know it's now November, so this story either happened in September and you've been butthurt about it enough to make a topic about it in November or nether you or he have still defined the relationship but you're taking his rides texting/calling each other.




All of this drama about you funny nose, the pair of you both being passive aggressive was avoidable. He should have made his intentions clear and asked you out on a date months ago, accepted your reply and moved on. You should have defined the relationship months ago "We're just friends, nothings going to happen" instead of taking rides, hanging out texting calling while talking about being single. If you enable a "Nice guy" then you get "Nice guy" behavior becuse he's still loading you up with kindness coins waiting for the pussy payout.
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TheDreadBaron

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What everyone else said, and also he thought that by just being a nice guy and getting to know you something might develop, he’s too afraid to get rejected by a pretty girl he likes so he’s not gonna make a move, but he was hoping you might start to like him and you’d appreciate his special dark sense of humor. It sounds like no, he’s just a ride machine, and he’s starting to get pissy at you for taking advantage of his nice guyness without wanting to be his girlfriend in return. Don’t accept favors from nice guys, it’s a trap.

Almost forgot,
Source: I was a nice guy
 
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