Update:
So, I went and killed the Boss of Sen's Fortress. Before anything, I said 'screw it', revived myself as a human, and summoned a Player and NPC Phantom to help me, and then unloaded all my Pyromancer on the thing. Took about 30 seconds to die.
I found myself in Anor Londo, City of the Gods. Nice stonework.
So, this was neat for all about 2 minutes: I wander in, kill Golem, accidently pick a fight with a Gargoyle, then I find the Bonfire. And...nothing. I think I've wasted at least a good hour now trying to figure out what to do. I played (and died) a few times fighting the Golems and grabbing some treasure. I found the sparkly door. The Firekeeper told me to go straight. Nothing's happening. Am I not the chosen one? Did the Serpent lie to me? The Primordial Serpent has no advice, so I'm kinda stuck now. I'm half afraid something glitched and didn't trigger when I beat the Gargoyle. I've been looking for levers and haven't found any yet. There appears to be no secret paths....hm....Anor Londo is souring pretty quickly.
So, I went and killed the Boss of Sen's Fortress. Before anything, I said 'screw it', revived myself as a human, and summoned a Player and NPC Phantom to help me, and then unloaded all my Pyromancer on the thing. Took about 30 seconds to die.
I found myself in Anor Londo, City of the Gods. Nice stonework.
So, this was neat for all about 2 minutes: I wander in, kill Golem, accidently pick a fight with a Gargoyle, then I find the Bonfire. And...nothing. I think I've wasted at least a good hour now trying to figure out what to do. I played (and died) a few times fighting the Golems and grabbing some treasure. I found the sparkly door. The Firekeeper told me to go straight. Nothing's happening. Am I not the chosen one? Did the Serpent lie to me? The Primordial Serpent has no advice, so I'm kinda stuck now. I'm half afraid something glitched and didn't trigger when I beat the Gargoyle. I've been looking for levers and haven't found any yet. There appears to be no secret paths....hm....Anor Londo is souring pretty quickly.