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[GymWolf]

I drink 4+ liters of water everyday so half of my pisses are like that.

 

[Tesseract]

no austin powers references itt makes me think you are all beyond saving

 

[H4ze]

Yeah they happen to all of us I guess. I get them mostly after a night of heavy drinking.

 

[Rentahamster]

No. I can stop and start my piss stream on command.

Do your kegels.

 

[Starlight Lotice]

I am sure a bladder can hold up to 500ml of Urine at a time so if you take your time, you could wee a little over a minute if you don't force it.

 

[Alter_Fridge]

The worst was when I smoked weed and felt like my dick was on fire

 

[womfalcs3]

Not a piss, but I've had farts that felt they could go on forever.

 

[EverydayBeast]

Bro don't worry about your piss and I don't wanna hear about your piss

The way I look at it pissing long isn't bad

 

[BigBooper]

Have you ever had a piss that, that, um, that you had, uh, that you had to, you could, you do, you wit, you wa, you could do so, you do you could, you want, you wanted to stop so much you would do anything?

 

[Jtibh]

Had one of those this morning thought I was going to piss forever. But after it was done it felt great.

Long pisses are the best, but long poops suck.

Yeah. Once i took a gummie and had to piss and hour in.
That shit gives you a time warp effect where everything seems soo slow .
It felt i was pissing for an hour as a few seco ds in i already forgot i was pissing so it became a loop.

 

[Richard Packer]

No. I can stop and start my piss stream on command.

Do your kegels.

Can you give us your regiment?

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

The worst was when I smoked weed and felt like my dick was on fire

You sure that was weed?

 

[Tesseract]

Can you give us your regiment?

don't do it renta, packer does not deserve these powers

 

[Richard Packer]

Too late.

 

[Woo-Fu]

Bad news, once you're in your 50's it'll be just the opposite.

 

[LostDonkey]

I do little pisses but very often. It's damn annoying.

so on the rare occasion that I do a long piss I always feel really good especially if I finish with an earth shattering fart and my wife mean mugs me for half an hour afterwards


Amazing

 

[Tesseract]

Too late.

was waiting for that

 

[quickwhips]

Had one of those this morning thought I was going to piss forever. But after it was done it felt great.

Long pisses are the best, but long poops suck.

I thought you were going to say aliens or shit but yeah man. Mostly when I’m really drunk like right now. You know I always feel weird agreeing with you. Why do you think that is?