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[cryptoadam]

Had one of those this morning thought I was going to piss forever. But after it was done it felt great.

Long pisses are the best, but long poops suck.

 

[triplestation]

yeah on a flight

i was amazed shit was almost like a dream

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

 

[TaySan]

Yes. Always make sure to double shake just incase.

 

[DKehoe]

One time I took a piss in a urinal and because it wasn’t draining properly, and I pissed for so long, it nearly overflowed. It was fucking terrifying. Stopped right before it was about to spill over.

 

[cryptoadam]

 

[Ceallach]

When I was pregnant my morning pees would take forever.

 

[12Goblins]

Those are the best. The worst is finishing and still feeling like you have to pee (fuck kidney stones)

 

[GAMETA]

I have, it's strange.

Have you ever got two flows? Like each is going on it's own direction? It's as if the tip of the dick is glued in the middle. That's strange too.

 

[Loke]

Yes, and when it happens I feel euphoric.

 

[Birdo]

The best pisses are the ones that make your shoulders shiver.

It's like your body is dancing in approval.

 

[Blond]

I spent the weekend in jail once when I was 13 and this dude who said he said he tried heroine was waiting for his parents and then he took a piss that I counted 45 seconds on the jail wall clock outside the window.

After that, I made sure as a young dude to never go to jail again and that drugs just weren't okay... Mostly.

Don't know why but the thread title sparked that memory, that weekend changed my life as a young person and I haven't been in trouble with the police since.

I hope you're okay Derrick Thurrock and you kicked the habit.

Man this was unexpectedly triggering WHAT IN THE FUCK

 

[haxan7]

If you pee too soon after waking up your piss tubes can stay constricted and make it take longer to pee than it normally would (it’s scientific, you can look it up)

 

[Halo is Back]

You gotta pinch that urethra to make it stop, but once you let go, the flood gates will open

 

[Meowzers]

I often have those 'parent talks' pisses, where it feels like it's awkward after a while, but it must be done.

 

[kingbean]

Back when I was in early diabetes from poor diet i used to pee for like a minute multiple times a day.

 

[Goro Majima]

Yeah I have the next morning after a long night of drinking.

It’s amazing how your balls hold so much pee though

 

[#Phonepunk#]

peeing and farting both slap like crazy

 

[Azelover]

They're few and far between, but I enjoy long shits as well

 

[Stouffers]

I have to do the taint-push and squeeze the entire unit like an empty toothpaste tube to get the last of my pee out. It’s an ordeal at public urinals.

 

[-YFC-]

Yeah, those feel great, such a great feeling of relief.

 

[King of Foxes]

I also have taken a piss.

 

[haxan7]

I have to do the taint-push and squeeze the entire unit like an empty toothpaste tube to get the last of my pee out. It’s an ordeal at public urinals.

what the fuck

 

[Punished Miku]

Shit threads not allowed.

I guess no one said anything about piss though!

 

[Stiflers Mom]

It's weird when start pissing, some other people enter the room, start pissing, finish, go outside again, and you are still going on like Donkey Kong...

 

[German Hops]

only when I'm in a certain mood..

 

[haxan7]

only when I'm in a certain mood..

Best mood

 

[-YFC-]

Shit threads not allowed.

I guess no one said anything about piss though!

It's a loophole.

 

[buizel]

It's a loophole.

you whine i whine we all whine for urine

 

[eot]

Anyone have to piss like a madman from beer (or alcohol in general)?
I feel like I run to the bathroom once for every pint.

 

[German Hops]

Anyone have to piss like a madman from beer (or alcohol in general)?
I feel like I run to the bathroom once for every pint.

yeah, this is why public places generally smell like piss.

 

[Badlucktroll]

I feel like my morning piss after i first wake up goes on for a real long time.

 

[Pantz]

When you're at the urinals and three other guys have already cycled through before you finish it feels pretty cool.

 

[Mistake]

Once I took a piss and clogged the toilet

 

[Insane Metal]

God, this movie is sooooo good!

 

[Stouffers]

Shit threads not allowed.

I guess no one said anything about piss though!

Since when? Shit threads are my #2 favorite.

 

[Stouffers]

It's a loophole.

If you can loop that hole, bravo sir.

 

[Thaedolus]

Long poops are great what are you talking about? If you’re worried that enjoying the feeling of dropping a huge load out of your ass makes you gay or something, ok, fine, but don’t blame that on your poop blame it on yourself

 

[cryptoadam]

Long poops feel good after their done but not while doing them. Especially if you got a big log coming out.

 

[Javthusiast]

One time I was driving back from the cinema and had to pee really bad. Thought I could hold it, but after another 20 minutes it was so bad I just had to stop on a side road and pee behind some shack.

Felt like I was standing there for 3 whole minutes, lol.

 

[The Pleasure]

Roll your eyes and bask in the glory luminous Ed boy!

 

[Armorian]

 

[Nymphae]

How has this not been posted

 

[Hawking Radiation]

I defo love long dump sessions. Sometimes I go In a trance like state while taking a forever dump. Iike I feel high. It's awesome.

 

[BadBurger]

I was on medication once that made me take extremely long pisses I would be there in the middle of the night, leaned over the bowl, hand on the wall to balance my half awake self, bewildered that I was still going full stream after 30 seconds.

 

[SuperGooey]

Yeah. Back when I was pregnant.

 

[Darko]

 

[isual]

best piss in my life was when i peed in the cold winter outside. felt so damn good releasing that.

 

[nemiroff]

Always when going out drinking beer in bars - Which is why I now only drink beer at home.

 

[Frogman_676]

yes, usuallly during drinking beer lel