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[SCULLIBUNDO]

As a writer, it's after reading all of this where my level of belief in your story begins to wane. It's a bit too methodical in the wording.

No offence.

As a writer, you ought to know that holding an audiences attention when regaling them with a story - fiction or not, requires a certain literary finesse.

See any "I JUST SHIT MY PANTS IN A PUBLIC PLACE!!" story.

 

[Raptomex]

I normally don't get involved in these "personal story" threads but this is amazing. Almost as good as that one classic thread... the dude with the Spider-Man avatar? Watching porn with his sister in the room or something. GAF is hilarious.

 

[RatskyWatsky]

Excellent ending! Yuss. I'm satisfied.

You may continue to post more stories on GAF.

 

[EscoBlades]

Why?

 

[Swimmer9800]

Absolutely legendary story.

 

[gamma]

 

[Transistor]

Lots of weird thread bumps lately

 

[jufonuk]

Lots of weird thread bumps lately

This thread is mentioned in another thread
http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1420832

 

[Ghost_Protocol]

Lol, I read this exact story on reddit a year ago. Nice lie, OP.

 

[Conciliator]

is this like an episode of Girls or something

 

[1upsuper]

Lol, I read this exact story on reddit a year ago. Nice lie, OP.

This thread is three years old.

 

[EhoaVash]

Lol still the funniest thread i've seen on gaf.

haha love it

 

[NHarmonic.]

Just found out about this on the other thread.

Absolutely legendary, had a good laugh.

 

[Charcoal]

I wish the OP wasn't banned

I'd love to hear if him and his girl were still together. Or if he's stretched his Ashley any further.

 

[nvrndr]

This thread is mentioned in another thread
http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1420832

 

[Zaraki_Kenpachi]

Absolutely legendary story.

Thanks for sharing your thoughts on this three year old thread?