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Are Pizza Rolls superior to Pizza bagels?

Pizza Bagels or Pizza Rolls made to your specifications?

  • Pizza Bagels

    Votes: 19 32.8%
  • Pizza Rolls

    Votes: 39 67.2%

  • Total voters
    58

Catphish

Member
Because we literally can't; they aren't sold everywhere. Nathan doesn't give a shit about Ohio.
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BadBurger

Is 'That Pure Potato'
I figured I'd elaborate on my choice.

Pizza rolls, when given the proper time to cool so they're not deliver modules for first degree burns, can be grasped anywhere upon its surface. You don't have to worry about burning the cheese or pepperonis, as they're protected by the dough. If you drop it back on the plate the precious cheese and sauce won't be lost.

Pizza bagels have no such defenses. If left in the toaster oven for even 45 seconds too long they can burn.

Pizza bagels are stupid and weak.
 
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