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[Nobody_Important]

I'm off for the next 4 days and am currently intoxicated. Therefore I am contemplating the greater mysteries of life. The important things. The things that define the human race. The things that truly matter in the world today.

Do you choose a tray full of Pizza Rolls from the oven or a tray full of pizza bagels. Both are your favorite variation of each. Both are cooked to perfection. You have any selection of sauces or dressings available if you use them.


CHOOSE

 

[AV]

Don't be a Ben Wyatt. Pizza was already perfect.

 

[Nobody_Important]

Don't be a Ben Wyatt. Pizza was already perfect.

I SAID CHOOSE GOD DAMN IT

 

[Kev Kev]

Pizza rolls

 

[AV]

I SAID CHOOSE GOD DAMN IT

Pizza rolls then; but real ones, not the basement dweller kind.

 

[KyoZz]

But why?
AV is right why should I choose when the perfection already exist?

 

[Nobody_Important]

Pizza rolls then; but real ones, not the basement dweller kind.

But why?
AV is right why should I choose when the perfection already exist?

If calzones were an option I would have included them.


Participate in the thread or don't. It's that simple.

 

[KyoZz]

If calzones were an option I would have included them.

Fair enough, then it is pizza rolls.
Pizza bagels are an abomination, just like putting pineapple in a pizza.

 

[Nobody_Important]

Fair enough, then it is pizza rolls.
Pizza bagels are an abomination, just like putting pineapple in a pizza.

That is literally a sin against god to say such a thing, but I will ignore it.


Bagels may not be your thing, but an abomination? No sir. No sir.

 

[AV]

Participate in the thread or don't. It's that simple.

No.

Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order and everything becomes chaos:

 

[Nobody_Important]

No.

Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order and everything becomes chaos:

 

[AV]

 

[Kev Kev]

They are both dank af, but the bagels are a little too bready and not enough cheese/sauce

Thin crust bagel bites would be pretty dank tho

 

[Nobody_Important]

They are both dank af, but the bagels are a little too bready and not enough cheese/sauce

Thin crust bagel bites would be pretty dank tho

Now I want this to be a thing

 

[DevilMayFlyForAWhiteGuy]

It should be obvious

 

[GeekyDad]

If you're intoxicated, then obviously it's pizza rolls. Throw 'em in the toaster oven, eat and repeat.

But if you're makin' 'em yourself, bagels all the way.

 

[ShirAhava]

Bagels suck

 

[Fart Knight]

 

[German Hops]

bagels are too chewy, so I voted pizza rolls..
but I didn't really vote.

 

[funkygunther]

Bagels suck

just perfect for my hungry guys!

 

[BossLackey]

The recent popularity of air fryers elevates Pizza Rolls even more. There's no going back.

 

[PaddyOCanager]

 

[badblue]

 

[teezzy]

Both are trash tier, but I'd go with the bagels if I had to

 

[I collect VHS tapes]

 

[Sub_Level]

Pizza bagels are awesome holy shit I hate you guys

 

[Crayon]

I need that little bagel to slow me down.

 

[Sosokrates]

Pizza Bagels are basically mini pizzas...​

So of course them.

 

[AJUMP23]

Pizza rolls. But I would just rather have pizza.


I also make a good calzone.

 

[SpiceRacz]

Bagel Bites all day.

 

[DeceptiveAlarm]

I choose pizza bagels. If homemade counts. If it's frozen box only then I guess pizzas rolls.

 

[0neAnd0nly]

They both have a place…

In my heart.

AND in my stomach.

 

[Blade2.0]

If calzones were an option I would have included them.


Participate in the thread or don't. It's that simple.

Aren't calzones just giant pizza rolls?!

 

[LordCBH]

Pizza rolls with thst gloriously crispy exterior, and the inside so hot it’s as if it’s molten lava. I may have to go ahachachachachacha while I eat it, but I’m happy through the pain because DELICIOUS

 

[BadBurger]

Pizza rolls are decidingly superior.

 

[DragoonKain]

I preferred pizza bagels, but I can't eat either of them anymore. I miss making homemade pizza bagels. But even just for frozen, the bagel bites were better. Just more flavor. Rolls tasted more artificial IMO.

 

[poppabk]

Which one is the best for generating super heated liquid cheese and pizza sauce directly in your mouth? Because that one.

 

[Tams]

Pizza. Calzone of course is acceptable.

'Rolls' and bagels... what is the world coming to?!

 

[ProgenitorCastle]

Fuck this thread made me hungry

 

[Dirk Benedict]

Fuck this thread...
Pizza Rolls.

 

[jabberwookie]

Bagels are only good with cream cheese and maybe some cinnamon and sugar.

 

[bender]

This is like choosing between Event Horizon and Show Girls.

 

[MaestroMike]

sometimes I want thin crust sometimes deep dish depends on how much dough/gluten I wanna eat had a thin crust the other day, but I wanted more dough so I might look into a deep dish next time there is a middle ground between the two as well, but for this poll the pizza rolls are the thin crust and the pizza bagels have more dough so its more deep dish I'd probably go with the bagels since I probably prefer more doughiness than less. i'm referring to totino's pizza rolls and bagel bites when I'm talking about pizza rolls and pizza bagels for reference. probably just go with both tbh why limit yourself maybe like 3 pizza rolls and 2 bagel bites seem like a good combination for a snack

 

[Sub_Level]

Bagels are only good with cream cheese and maybe some cinnamon and sugar.

Bacon egg cheese bagel with a little ketchup will change your life son.

 

[manfestival]

I do not know why I struggled so hard with this one. I kept going back and forth on which one I enjoyed more between the two. Then I started thinking about scenarios. Then changing decisions based on multiple factors and nuances. Eventually decided on going with Pizza bagels but I think this might be a case of 51%... MAYBE?

 

[zcaa0g]

Pizza English muffins! Less calories and still damn good.

 

[Richard Packer]

 

[PaddyOCanager]

I do not know why I struggled so hard with this one. I kept going back and forth on which one I enjoyed more between the two. Then I started thinking about scenarios. Then changing decisions based on multiple factors and nuances. Eventually decided on going with Pizza bagels but I think this might be a case of 51%... MAYBE?

 

[Catphish]

Y'all are asking the wrong question.

The actual question is, why in the hell do you not have two boxes of these magnificent fucking things in your freezer?

I had these for the first time the other day, and all i can say is, I'll be buying them every goddamned week until the event of my untimely demise.

All the thumbs.

 

[PaddyOCanager]

Y'all are asking the wrong question.

The actual question is, why in the hell do you not have two boxes of these magnificent fucking things in your freezer?

Because we literally can't; they aren't sold everywhere. Nathan doesn't give a shit about Ohio.