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[brap]

Which of these other bitches has an Academy Award though? Stone is the thinking man's choice

I hear cuckolding is also the thinking mans fetish

 

[teezzy]

I hear cuckolding is also the thinking mans fetish

You would know

 

[brap]

You would know

Yeah I used to read gaf

DailyBeast - Cuckolding: the Sex Fetish for Intellectuals

Story here: http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2010/07/29/cuckolding-the-sex-fetish-for-intellectuals.html It's a fascinating look into what are largely unintelligible lives. The fetishists interviewed for the story are self-admitted, self-loathing, psychological masochists who, for...

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[teezzy]

I thought you were kidding lol

 

[Woo-Fu]

You would know

The question is which part?

 

[iconmaster]

Emma Stone would be much more fun to hang out with, but my vote has to go to Watson.

 

[brap]

How many of you voting Watson liked Harry Potter as a kid?

 

[Captain Zyrain]

How many of you voting Watson liked Harry Potter as a kid?

The question I think you should be asking is how many of you voting Watson liked Harry Potter as an adult?

 

[Elcid]

The question I think you should be asking is how many of you voting Watson liked Harry Potter as an adult?

This thread was just a test. A lot of you failed. Everyone that voted against Roberts will be entered into our Zero Tolerance program and then terminated accordingly.

 

[DESTROYA]

This thread was just a test. A lot of you failed. Everyone that voted against Roberts will be entered into our Zero Tolerance program and then terminated accordingly.

You have also failed us OP ? With no feet pics many didn’t know who to vote for.

 

[MrS]

More like general erection amirite?

 

[Elcid]

You have also failed us OP ? With no feet pics many didn’t know who to vote for.

I mean coincidentally, the three pictures I included had feet in them. Pure coincidence of course. But what do feet have to do with acting talent?

 

[DESTROYA]

I mean coincidentally, the three pictures I included had feet in them. Pure coincidence of course. But what do feet have to do with acting talent?

Oh this was on acting talent alone.....

 

[brap]

More like general erection amirite?

 

[MrS]

Oh man this guy's wiki is hilarious

Ring name(s)	Bill DeMott[1][2] Captain Hugh G. Rection[3][4] Crash the Terminator[1][2] General Hugh G. Rection[3][4] Hugh Morrus[1][2] The Laughing Man[1] The Man of Question[1] General E. Rection[1] Gen. Rection[5]

 

[eddie4]

Don't act like you wouldn't smash the other two. I'd smash all 3, but obviously, the preference is Stone.

 

[Elcid]

Don't act like you wouldn't smash the other two. I'd smash all 3, but obviously, the preference is Stone.

I think we need to pick some variables about each of these girls and compare them directly. From there use math to come to an agreement. Any ideas gentlemen? What could we possibly compare on three fantastic actresses?

 

[eddie4]

I think we need to pick some variables about each of these girls and compare them directly. From there use math to come to an agreement. Any ideas gentlemen? What could we possibly compare on three fantastic actresses?

Fine, we can listen to them fart. Then we shall decide like gentlemen.

 

[PuppetMaster]

Marry Watson
Fuck Stone
Kill Roberts

 

[iconmaster]

Oh man this guy's wiki is hilarious

Ring name(s)	Bill DeMott[1][2] Captain Hugh G. Rection[3][4] Crash the Terminator[1][2] General Hugh G. Rection[3][4] Hugh Morrus[1][2] The Laughing Man[1] The Man of Question[1] General E. Rection[1] Gen. Rection[5]

From G. Rection to E. Rection, in case people were missing the joke.

 

[Elcid]

Marry Watson
Fuck Stone
Kill Roberts

You’re a real piece of shit Puppet, I want you to know that

 

[Stouffers]

I only find preggos attractive

 

[supernova8]

Emma Roberts look like the result of a love child between Dua Lipa and Ivanka Trump. Google it, you will know what I mean.

 

[Elcid]

I only find preggos attractive

You’re in luck! Emma Roberts is pregarnent.
Brap and I like to pretend it's mine.

supernova8 - I can kind of see it.

 

[NeoGiffer]

Knowing him he probably ended up beating off into a potted plant and started crying instead.

 

[Pejo]

This might be the strongest case for Watson that I've ever seen.

Gat damn.

 

[MaestroMike]

Emma Watson was pretty sweet in Noah.

 

[Stouffers]

You’re in luck! Emma Roberts is pregarnent.
Brap and I like to pretend it's mine.

Her shape is all wrong. I am a persnickety obstetricentric.

 

[Elcid]

Her shape is all wrong. I am a persnickety obstetricentric.

I'm just shocked that "persnickety" is a word, yet "obstetricentric" is not.

 

[Stouffers]

 

[#Phonepunk#]

if we're talking redheads i'm gonna have to go with BDH

 

[MayauMiao]

Red heads need more lovin.

 

[appaws]

How many of you voting Watson liked Harry Potter as a kid?

The question I think you should be asking is how many of you voting Watson liked Harry Potter as an adult?

I'm old and I hate Harry Potter. Watson was a terrible casting for Hermione, who was supposed to be a plain Jane but they cast a super pretty little girl in the role and just frizzed up her hair.

They are all super cute, but Watson is a step above the other two.

I think we need to pick some variables about each of these girls and compare them directly. From there use math to come to an agreement. Any ideas gentlemen? What could we possibly compare on three fantastic actresses?

Weighted like 60% feet, 30% bush, 10% rest.

And Watson is the only one who has both been photographed exposing her unshaved womanhood...and has publicly discussed her au naturel mons pubis. Game. Set. match.

 

[just_some_nut]

Watson is too much of a fembot and Roberts is overrated and pregnant, so Stone it is

 

[Elcid]

I was going to post some good pictures to get this thread back on track but my internet is down and my phone only gets garbage connection in here. Stiflers Mom can you please post some good photos of the three girls so we can compare them on what’s most important to us here in GAF?

 

[Stiflers Mom]

Stiflers Mom can you please post some good photos of the three girls so we can compare them on what’s most important to us here in GAF?

I am not sure all of them have photos with their game collections, mate...

 

[notseqi]

who was supposed to be a plain Jane but they cast a super pretty little girl in the role and just frizzed up her hair.

She was as plain as Jane though, and still is. If she weren't pimped up to the max in expensive clothes and had a visagist train rolled on her you wouldn't touch her with a barge pole if you bumped her cart in the rice and pasta aisle.

Glad you said naked dick.

I usually wear the safety boot-equivalent of underpants, carbide-tungsten-inconel boxershorts made by Kevlar Clein so I felt the need to clear that up.

 

[Ironbunny]

Dont you worry guys. Theres nothing that technology cant fix.

 

[notseqi]

Dont you worry guys. Theres nothing that technology cant fix.

Who da fuq is that earthworm

 

[Tenaciousmo]

I could see the argument for both of the other choice if Emma Roberts wasn't in the selection, but c'mon man.
Roberts, to me, has a spicy vibe that both the other seem to be lacking.

 

[GymWolf]

I know that emma stone is a fan favourite everywhere and she surely is a beatiful woman, but i'm not really a fan of her in the slightest, she kinda looks like a clown with crazy eyes sometimes

I guess my vote goes to the crazy bitch with the nice legs who likes anal sex.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

I guess my vote goes to the crazy bitch with the nice legs who likes anal sex.

And that is whom?

(asking for a friend)

 

[JimiNutz]

I appreciate a good ginger so am open to Stone winning (even though Roberts is definitely hotter) but how the fuck is Watson almost beating Roberts???

There must be some fraudulent voting going on here.

 

[GymWolf]

She has the cutest face of the bunch imo.

Bonus

 

[Stiflers Mom]

She was as plain as Jane though, and still is. If she weren't pimped up to the max in expensive clothes and had a visagist train rolled on her you wouldn't touch her with a barge pole if you bumped her cart in the rice and pasta aisle.

I am by no means a fan of Watson, but this is a ridiculous take.
She is easily in the upper echelons of female beauty, with or without make up.

 

[GymWolf]

And that is whom?

(asking for a friend)

Not a fan of when she had short hairs but here you go

 

[Stiflers Mom]

Okay, now we are talking business.

Not a fan of when she had short hairs but here you go

I am very sure she never said that... : D

 

[brap]

I appreciate a good ginger so am open to Stone winning (even though Roberts is definitely hotter) but how the fuck is Watson almost beating Roberts???

There must be some fraudulent voting going on here.

Stupid harry potter fans

 

[GymWolf]

Which of these other bitches has an Academy Award though? Stone is the thinking man's choice

That trophy is only valuable in this contest if she had a leak video when she use that for fellatio.

 

[TyphoonStruggle]

Not a fan of when she had short hairs but here you go

She looks like a little boy

This is that Eddy kid from It (2017)