Guardian Monkey
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I got put in the go fuckyourself queue! Yay!
Fuck me ..A reminder that OT threads are NOT a place for drive-by shitposting on a game, console, or whatever. If you're not interested in the Steam Machine, simply put this thread on ignore and move on.
Don't lose hope, I see a lot of people in the reservation queue saying they aren't sure if they will even get it. It is possible you are next in line, if you know what I mean.I got put in the go fuckyourself queue! Yay!
True true. I guess we will seeDon't lose hope, I see a lot of people in the reservation queue saying they aren't sure if they will even get it. It is possible you are next in line, if you know what I mean.
Congrats!! Looking forward to your impressions in here!Yeah I noticed afterwards that two of my buddies got a different email with the waitlist wording so yay!
Congrats! Amazon Prime sales are still active for like 8 hours or something!Fuck me ..
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The cheapest model too
Now i only need an m2 SSD
I have the ps5 pro with an extra 2TB SSD before everything got fucked. So lucky me i guess
DoneAll owners should put the SM somewhere in their avatar, lol
so it was the scalpers who got all the 2 TB reservationsDidn't take long for scalpers to start doing scalper things
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Updated the timeframe in your reply lolt's going to be a longweekend2026 to 2028 for us back of the line Bros
Did you buy any games in the summer sale? That is the key. Each game bought was +1 entry in the drawing.Updated the timeframe in your reply lol
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I only bought 5 games and my Steam library has a paltry 500 games.Did you buy any games in the summer sale? That is the key. Each game bought was +1 entry in the drawing.
if this is true Fu valveDid you buy any games in the summer sale? That is the key. Each game bought was +1 entry in the drawing.
I think he was just kiddingif this is true Fu valve
I'm already paying you $1,300 for this thing but you want me to buy games too to get a better spot to buy it earlier???
Damn right!They obviously don't see your GAF posts or they would have offered you the special 4TB edition that includes the Half Life 3 Beta for $5k
Looks like all mentions of the Dbrand companion cube case thing they were selling a few days ago has disappeared from their website and youtube. Seems they didn't have the license from Valve to make that. Big surprise, Dbrand is a pretty shitty company I hear.
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dbrand » Official Shop
dbrand is the global leader in device customization. Founded on 11.11.11. Run by robots.dbrand.com
Oh for sure. I'll post an update when I get the next email. Hopefully ASAP.Congrats!! Looking forward to your impressions in here!
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Now to everyone that's on the waitlist, I would highly appreciate it if you cancelled your spot in line
Just kidding, but not really.
Looks like all mentions of the Dbrand companion cube case thing they were selling a few days ago has disappeared from their website and youtube. Seems they didn't have the license from Valve to make that. Big surprise, Dbrand is a pretty shitty company I hear.
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dbrand » Official Shop
dbrand is the global leader in device customization. Founded on 11.11.11. Run by robots.dbrand.com
Dbrand is a pretty shitty company I hear.
Just casually checking my email for any "everyone canceled their order" updates.
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lol, I was just thinking that maybe it won't be so bad of a wait given that a lot of GAFers were selected to get one in this thread.
No it's true i have 800+ gamesI think he was just kidding
This was just a random lottery. I created the OT and have been a strong supporter of this thing since day one, and I still got hosed lol
Karma didn't work this time![]()
Here ya go budValve should just release a SteamOS, Steam Machines were a mistake.
I'm slightly tempted to build my own "Steam Machine" after being put on the waitlist, especially with upcoming hardware increases, but man…it won't be the same.
Get out! Even a mod said no drive by…Valve should just release a SteamOS, Steam Machines were a mistake.
Could always just buy a "better" pre-made not-quite-Steam-Machine though. For example the ASUS ROG Nuc would blow these things out of the water.I'm slightly tempted to build my own "Steam Machine" after being put on the waitlist, especially with upcoming hardware increases, but man…it won't be the same.
Could always just buy a "better" pre-made not-quite-Steam-Machine though. For example the ASUS ROG Nuc would blow these things out of the water.
Though sadly not as small nor as quiet. But for "only" $2500 you'll get about 8x-10x the performance of the Steam Machine, and you could probably install SteamOS on it eventually.
The size of that one isn't too bad! Aesthetics could use a bit of work lol, but at those specs, my bedroom PC would be set for many years. Appreciate you sending that over.Could always just buy a "better" pre-made not-quite-Steam-Machine though. For example the ASUS ROG Nuc would blow these things out of the water.
Though sadly not as small nor as quiet. But for "only" $2500 you'll get about 8x-10x the performance of the Steam Machine, and you could probably install SteamOS on it eventually.
was it the 2tb?No it's true i have 800+ games
And i instantly got picked.
I also get discounted monthly blowjobs from steam employee's because i'm such a rich and loyal costumer.
I wonder when i can actually get the email so i can spend cash.
This is all so weird. But leagues better compared to the shitshow with the controller.
It made me not care about it at all.
www.metapcs.com
Just curious because I haven't messed with SteamOS outside of the deck but does it support stuff like suspending games?Kind of a big boi compared with the Steam Machine, but i found it interesting that they're shipping these with SteamOS pre-installed and obviously trying to target the Steam Machine crowd:
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STEAMROLLER v2
The META PCs STEAMROLLER v2 is a 1080p SteamOS gaming desktop powered by the AMD Radeon RX 7600 and AMD Ryzen 5 9600X, built as an upgradable alternative to the Steam Machine. It runs CS2, Cyberpunk 2077, Elden Ring, and Baldur's Gate 3 at high frame rates, and because it uses standard desktop...www.metapcs.com
15.59 inches deep, 8.15 inches wide, and 12.36 inches tall
Kind of a big boi compared with the Steam Machine, but i found it interesting that they're shipping these with SteamOS pre-installed and obviously trying to target the Steam Machine crowd:
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STEAMROLLER v2
The META PCs STEAMROLLER v2 is a 1080p SteamOS gaming desktop powered by the AMD Radeon RX 7600 and AMD Ryzen 5 9600X, built as an upgradable alternative to the Steam Machine. It runs CS2, Cyberpunk 2077, Elden Ring, and Baldur's Gate 3 at high frame rates, and because it uses standard desktop...www.metapcs.com
15.59 inches deep, 8.15 inches wide, and 12.36 inches tall
Just curious because I haven't messed with SteamOS outside of the deck but does it support stuff like suspending games?
www.metapcs.com
2. Condition of Returned Items
To qualify for a refund, the returned product must:
Any product that arrives at our facility damaged, opened (where unopened return is required), missing components, or showing signs of use will not qualify for a refund. We may, at our discretion, return such items to you at your expense or charge a higher restocking fee proportional to the loss in resale value.
- Be unused and in new condition
- Be in its original, unopened packaging, with all factory seals intact
- Include all documentation, media, accessories, cables, and components that were included in the original shipment
- Be packaged for return shipping so that it arrives undamaged
15.59 inches deep, 8.15 inches wide
Please report back how this goes and post the final parts list, I'd be interested in thisI was going to get one but decided to try building my own steam machine since steam os can be downloaded now
For 1,370 I can build this, about $300 more than valves lowest end model
AMD 7600X3D cpu
RX 9070 40 Tflops 3-4X stronger than valve's
16 gigs DDR5
512 gig SSD
Liquid cooling
All inside a case that's slightly bigger than ps5, I want as much as I can get to power steam frame headset
All parts bought through a combination of micro center, Newegg, and ebay
alot of these parts I got on sale, and the SSD was an open box for $60 so this price isn't going to be doable any day of the yearPlease report back how this goes and post the final parts list, I'd be interested in this
The 7600X3D blows out the price, but I can get close with a regular 7600X, and move to a 9070XTalot of these parts I got on sale, and the SSD was an open box for $60 so this price isn't going to be doable any day of the year
My case came with a liquid cooler so didn't have choice, the only thing I got from Newegg was ddr5 ram for 200The 7600X3D blows out the price, but I can get close with a regular 7600X, and move to a 9070XT
This Build
https://newegg.io/ee499ad
And this GPU
https://www.newegg.com/xfx-quicksil...b-graphics-card-triple-fans/p/N82E16814150902
For some reason the Newegg builder isn't letting me select any 9070 or 9070xt cards. You end up at $1,380. IMO the 7600X, X3D chips don't get hot enough to benefit from a liquid cooler. I had a liquid cooler in my last gaming PC on a 5900X, but I was never happy with the noise. A good tower aircooler is much quieter and gets rid of heat without issue.
Steam machine is the best deal if you want a small form factor prebuiltLooking at these prebuilts is making me want the Steam Machine even more
Being added to the waitlist for the one I wanted the least was such a blow.
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It really is. It's quite perfect for my setup and needs. I'm just gonna have to be incredibly patient.Steam machine is the best deal if you want a small form factor prebuilt
Like I can find some that are equal or 10% better but they are 1,200 - 1,300 and they still aren't as smallIt really is. It's quite perfect for my setup and needs. I'm just gonna have to be incredibly patient.
Hopefully I get bumped up sooner than later.
Same here. I wanna put it inside my TV cabinet. I have an 8" clearance in there.Like I can find some that are equal or 10% better but they are 1,200 - 1,300 and they still aren't as small