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Crysis Port is Mess Up

VN1X

Banned
They can barely make their current 'big' game function properly (Hunt Showdown, 500+ hours played atm btw, love it but boy is it a buggy and messy title) so I had no hope for their 'remaster' of Crysis.

If anything they increased the minimum performance requirements on PC. :/


 

Chiggs

Member
I hope this game fucking bombs, so that Alex and Dork10x can hold each other, while sobbing uncontrollably.

Edit: And weren't these two idiots sent an invitation to Crytek HQ to help identify issues? Who would have thought that two twats without a lick of dev experience would have failed at that job?
 
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M1chl

Currently Gif and Meme Champion






Looks like is a mess port. Waiting for Digital Foundry to finish their analyze and I'll update the thread.
The Xbox One X version was the most affected of the bunch. Really dissapointing.

How you fuck it up so badly? There seems to be zero Q/A....
 

JimboJones

Member
I hope this game fucking bombs, so that Alex and Dork10x can hold each other, while sobbing uncontrollably.

Edit: And weren't these two idiots sent an invitation to Crytek HQ to help identify issues? Who would have thought that two twats without a lick of dev experience would have failed at that job?

I mean they could have said nothing but they have reported the problem and are being incredibly transparent about it I dunno what more you want from them.
 

01011001

Banned
I hope this game fucking bombs, so that Alex and Dork10x can hold each other, while sobbing uncontrollably.

Edit: And weren't these two idiots sent an invitation to Crytek HQ to help identify issues? Who would have thought that two twats without a lick of dev experience would have failed at that job?

lol wtf xD
did they pour sand in you vagina or did they steal your lollipop?
 

Stitch

Gold Member
I hope this game fucking bombs, so that Alex and Dork10x can hold each other, while sobbing uncontrollably.

Edit: And weren't these two idiots sent an invitation to Crytek HQ to help identify issues? Who would have thought that two twats without a lick of dev experience would have failed at that job?
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makaveli60

Member
This seemed like a quick cashgrab to me from the beginning. This is not what this game deserved. After this long, all three (four) games should have been remastered with care and released in a nice package. Shame.
 
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JimboJones

Member
Deep love for Framerate Rain Man confirmed. Side confirmation: JimboJones alone in his room imagining that moment when he is welcomed into the Digital Foundry family of “influencers.”

Stop dreaming your life away—just ask them if you can join; it’s not like you need any experience.
And draw such passionate hate from you? I would never dare join their ranks.
 
PC version ok?
That's what I came to see. It sounds like this is a console issue.

This game gets too much attention for a C-level shooter.

It's one of the best sandbox shooters ever made. It's has a ton of nuance and is an incredible time if you play it on Hard or above. Playing a shooter on a console is the problem. Especially one locked at 30fps, it fucking sucks.
 
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Stuart360

Member
I never understand these situations. I mean the game has problems, the devs have identified them, and a patch will come very shortly, but did they not know the problems were there beforehand?.
Its so bizaare to me, and it happens so often.
 

Stuart360

Member
I hope this game fucking bombs, so that Alex and Dork10x can hold each other, while sobbing uncontrollably.

Edit: And weren't these two idiots sent an invitation to Crytek HQ to help identify issues? Who would have thought that two twats without a lick of dev experience would have failed at that job?
Did I hurt your Digital Foundry feelings? Do you feel the need to rush to the defense of Framerate Rain Man and his failed model brother?

Are you in love? Is this your first time?
Deep love for Framerate Rain Man confirmed. Side confirmation: JimboJones alone in his room imagining that moment when he is welcomed into the Digital Foundry family of “influencers.”

Stop dreaming your life away—just ask them if you can join; it’s not like you need any experience.
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PhoenixTank

Member
Shame the console ports are rough but that is kinda par for the course, isn't it? Not trying to be funny.
Deep love for Framerate Rain Man confirmed. Side confirmation: JimboJones alone in his room imagining that moment when he is welcomed into the Digital Foundry family of “influencers.”

Stop dreaming your life away—just ask them if you can join; it’s not like you need any experience.
I think we're just interested as to why you have such a hateboner? You're allowed to, but you need to be aware that your posts are reminiscent of those that call Microsoft M$, MicroSux or similar because they (rightly or wrongly) detest Windows.
Or your posts were just bait, in which case disregard.
 
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Is this payback for us giving PC gamers a shitty Horizon port? If they don’t fix this soon then I hope Horizon causes blue screens on PC.
 

Chiggs

Member
I think we're just interested as to why you have such a hateboner? You're allowed to, but you need to be aware that your posts remind me of those that call Microsoft M$, MicroSux or similar because they (rightly or wrongly) detest Windows.
Or your posts were just bait, in which case disregard.

Largely because that John and Alex visit Crytek HQ video from a few weeks back was filled with Digital Foundry dorklings claiming that the dynamic duo's presence alone would ensure that Crytek would get their act together and not repeat the mistakes made on the Switch port. Some even went as far as to say Crytek had brought them in to help ensure its overall quality.

And because they're amateurs moonlighting as revered technical experts.

Jeez, someone shit in your cornflakes today?

Here's who you're fighting for.

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JimboJones

Member
Largely because that John and Alex visit Crytek HQ video from a few weeks back was filled with Digital Foundry dorklings claiming that the dynamic duo's presence alone would ensure that Crytek would get their act together and not repeat the mistakes made on the Switch port. Some even went as far as to say Crytek had brought them in to help ensure its overall quality.

And because they're amateurs moonlighting as revered technical experts.



Here's who you're fighting for.

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Stuart360

Member
13 years later and Crytek still can't optimize? Geeze, these guys are mediocre.
Imo its been done on purpose. Crysis has become the new benchmark all over again. The game will have PC gamers salavating all over again for years to come (after seeing how even a 3080 struggles with the game).
As stupid as it sounds, this will put an in crisis Crytec (pun intended) back on the map, at least with PC gamers.
 

LED Guy?

Banned
This port is a mess, 30 FPS and BELOW on a 3080? WTF?! I mean the game itself doesn’t look that good to be honest, it looks good, nothing special about it.

We expected much better, I love Crysis so much but this here is BS.
 

MarkMe2525

Member
I hope this game fucking bombs, so that Alex and Dork10x can hold each other, while sobbing uncontrollably.

Edit: And weren't these two idiots sent an invitation to Crytek HQ to help identify issues? Who would have thought that two twats without a lick of dev experience would have failed at that job?
Dork10x? That is the lamest statement I've read all day.... though it's still early.
Making fun of people over the Internet has to be one of the most embarrassing things a person can do.
 
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Stuart360

Member
This port is a mess, 30 FPS and BELOW on a 3080? WTF?! I mean the game itself doesn’t look that good to be honest, it looks good, nothing special about it.

We expected much better, I love Crysis so much but this here is BS.
Well under 30fps at 4k obviously, but you dont buy a 3080 to play at 1080p

As for how it looks, this seems to be one of those games that doesnt translate well to vids and pics. I saw a 4k vid yesterday, that seemed to be really high bitrate, and the game looked gorgeous.
 
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