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[Lionel Mandrake]

Phone's battery is low. Don't know how long I'll be able to live update. I'll write something more substantial after.

 

[Platy]

Let your batteries sacrifice itself on your place (or in your sin's place ?) so you shall live to tell your tale, Mandrake

 

[Dalek]

 

[Deleted member 80556]

Godspeed, Lionel. Your forum needs you.

 

[echoshifting]

This is terribly exciting. I can't wait.

 

[EchoChamber]

Why didn't you charge your phone Lionel 😭😭😭😭

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

Why didn't you charge your phone Lionel 😭😭😭😭

I thought, if I believed hard enough, it would charge itself.

Pure Flix logo. Movie starting.

 

[El Odio]

Going through the original summary in preparation: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=106044974&postcount=184
May God not be dead so he may have mercy on your soul for this.

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

Is that Amy?! How the fuck are you not dead?

Uh oh. Career professional parents ignoring daughter.

 

[Deleted member 80556]

Is that Amy?! How the fuck are you not dead?

THE POWER OF GOD.

 

[23qwerty]

Is that Amy?! How the fuck are you not dead?

anything is possible when you pray hard enough

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Is that Amy?! How the fuck are you not dead?

Uh oh. Career professional parents ignoring daughter.

God...or something

 

[Corronchilejano]

In the theater now.

 

[Xe4]

Go Lionel go!

 

[Turin]

I'm legit excited for this.

 

[Incendiary]

I'm more excited for this than I was for the Walking Dead finale.

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

"My cancer is gone. "

Those fucking Newsboys, bro.

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

"The salvation army is here to get rid of all your dead brother's shit. Don't forget to put the milk away. " - Mom

 

[PhoncipleBone]

The Mod we deserve. This will be fun, and the lengthy write up after will be better.

God be with you, Lionel.

 

[FloydtheFathead]

"My cancer is gone. "

Those fucking Newsboys, bro.

Truly the most important character outside of Pastor Dave.

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

Mark meets Pastor Dave! Finally. No Joss Whedon though.

 

[Mariolee]

On a scale of five Jesus's, how many Jesus's is this?

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

Oh my God, this movie.

This makes Kevin Sorbo look like a reasonable and sympathetic character.

 

[B-Dubs]

Oh my God, this movie.

This makes Kevin Sorbo look like a reasonable and sympathetic character.

Hercules looks sympathetic compared to this? Dios mio...

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

One of these lawyers literally looks like Hitler.

It may just be how the actor looks, but he resembles Hitler.

 

[Soulflarz]

:lol

 

[Walker_Boh]

Is one of the lawyers Dean Cain?

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

Ray Wise is hamming it up and it's great.

 

[IceBringer]

You're a true hero, Lionel

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

Lol.

Ray Wise just got a juror removed because he likes Duck Dynasty.

 

[ivysaur12]

Lol.

Ray Wise just got a juror removed because he likes Duck Dynasty.

hahaahahahaahaha

 

[Deleted member 80556]

Lol.

Ray Wise just got a juror removed because he likes Duck Dynasty.

Is this real life?

 

[Frankenstrat]

This is fantastic. Who knew vicarious movie watching could be so fun?

 

[Steel]

I feel for Lionel. The bleach bath his brain must be going through...

May god have mercy on his soul. Pray the brain damage away!

 

[Apple Turnover]

Lol.

Ray Wise just got a juror removed because he likes Duck Dynasty.

Shut the fuck up, for real? Amazing

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

Oh my god, please let Ray Wise turn out to be the literal devil.

 

[GavinGT]

Is Ray Wise more or less creepy in this than he was in Twin Peaks?

 

[Wag]

Oh my god, please let Ray Wise turn out to be the literal devil.

I thought he was? 😄

 

[B-Dubs]

Oh my god, please let Ray Wise turn out to be the literal devil.

If that happens I'm going to have to see this.

 

[Walker_Boh]

Oh my god, please let Ray Wise turn out to be the literal devil.

Would that make this movie a prequel to the tv series Reaper?

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

Dark, ominous music as Ray Wise makes reasonable points.

It sounds suspiciously like The Dark Knight score.

 

[Sou Da]

Would that make this movie a prequel to the tv series Reaper?

Forgot that.

 

[Deleted member 80556]

Oh my god, please let Ray Wise turn out to be the literal devil.

Would become must watch.

 

[MrCunningham]

If anyone follows Brad Jones, he does a great review on God's Not Dead 1 as the Cinema Snob: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d91DJm0OnMw

And also has a full review of the sequel here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QjT-AaFyTM

The guy has a real soft spot for hilariously bad Christploytation movies.

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

Amy is the aunt of main girl's best friend. It's all coming together.

 

[PhoncipleBone]

Would that make this movie a prequel to the tv series Reaper?

He will kill Laura Palmer by the end of the film.

 

[Oblivion]

Oh my god, please let Ray Wise turn out to be the literal devil.

If that happens I'm going to have to see this.

This would be a rather ironic way for the movie to be redeemed.

 

[Oblivion]

If anyone follows Brad Jones, he does a great review on God's Not Dead 1 as the Cinema Snob: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d91DJm0OnMw

And also has a full review of the sequel here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QjT-AaFyTM

The guy has a real soft spot for hilariously bad Christploytation movies.

I just discovered this guy the other day. He's good people.

 

[AuthenticM]

Amy is the aunt of main girl's best friend. It's all coming together.

cinematic universe confirmed

fuckin' A

 

[Walker_Boh]

I just discovered this guy the other day. He's good people.

Check out his Snob and Midnight Screenings of Old Fashioned. The movie seems way more offensive than God's Not Dead 1 and 2.