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[liquidtmd]

Surely they'll show the same respect to the consensus of the scientific community when it comes to evolution and climate change then?

 

[Apple Turnover]

My atheist teacher had a funny way of putting it-
"I know they redid the meanings so it's not related to religion, but really, that makes no sense, because if you want it to be without religious reference, why the hell did you keep it starting at Jesus' death?!"

Wasn't Jesus said to be born in 4 BC or something like that anyhow?

 

[How About No]

Wasn't Jesus said to be born in 4 BC or something like that anyhow?

A true miracle, born four years before he was born

 

[Reverend Funk]

Wasn't Jesus said to be born in 4 BC or something like that anyhow?

How could he be born before himself #thinkaboutit

 

[Soulflarz]

Wasn't Jesus said to be born in 4 BC or something like that anyhow?

Yeah, something like that

I dunno what my teacher was going on about, I just heard that and went back to browsing GAF.

 

[Sai-kun]

Holy shit, does Nick Fury show up?

"I'm here to talk to you about the DISCIPLES Initiative"

 

[liquidtmd]

Wasn't Jesus said to be born in 4 BC or something like that anyhow?

What if...he was born in 4 BC and then 4 BC became 0 and everything we know about 3, 2 and 1 BC is a lie?

We need to go deeper

 

[Apple Turnover]

What if...he was born in 4 BC and then 4 BC became 0 and everything we know about 3, 2 and 1 BC is a lie?

We need to go deeper

Oh shit, you're right! Paging Dan Brown!

 

[Brawly Likes to Brawl]

What if...he was born in 4 BC and then 4 BC became 0 and everything we know about 3, 2 and 1 BC is a lie?

We need to go deeper

Only in the Berenstein universe, he was born 4 years earlier in the Berenstain universe, which is what we're in right now.

 

[VenomousCoffee]

Our presentation had the trailer for "Hillary's America: The Secret History of the Democratic Party" That was a major what the fuck for us. I laughed out loud for a good 30 seconds after the trailer ended.

So I read this and immediately ran off to Google, and, um, well ...

http://hillarysamericathemovie.com/

Maybe I'm late on this one, but man.

 

[Walker_Boh]

So I read this and immediately ran off to Google, and, um, well ...

http://hillarysamericathemovie.com/

Maybe I'm late on this one, but man.

Can't check the link right now but I'm guessing it is a Dinesh D'Souza joint?

 

[Soulflarz]

Can't check the link right now but I'm guessing it is a Dinesh D'Souza joint?

correct

 

[Steel]

So I read this and immediately ran off to Google, and, um, well ...

http://hillarysamericathemovie.com/

Maybe I'm late on this one, but man.

Fulloffuck...

 

[Walker_Boh]

correct

Thought so. I was walking by the theater that God's Not Dead 2 was playing in and heard Dinesh say something about the Obama Administration trying to shut him up. I didn't realize that Obama forced Mr. D'Souza to commit a felony.

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

Since proof only exists in the fields of logic and mathematics, it would have been better to provide evidence from a skeptic like the scholar Bart Ehrman

Boy, did you pick the wrong thread to preach in.

 

[TAJ]

I can't believe that white Christian people believe they are being persecuted in America.

Saw a trailer for this and it was just so bad.

There's even one of these movies called Persecuted. Yes, it's about those marginalized white Protestants.

 

[Platy]

You know when a black wheelchair bound dude arguees with a genderqueer muslim who gets more opression and people say it is "opression olympics" ?

These christians feeling opressed are like the last ones to be choosen on a post-barbecue sunday football full of drunken people

 

[andythinkpad]

So I read this and immediately ran off to Google, and, um, well ...

http://hillarysamericathemovie.com/

Maybe I'm late on this one, but man.

Pretty good production value. But the Hillary body double they got is too fat.

 

[crazygambit]

I saw this piece of shit last night and it was physically painful.

In a scene where they're trying to prove Jesus exists in a court of law: "we cannot refuse the consensus of the scientific community"

Surely they'll show the same respect to the consensus of the scientific community when it comes to evolution and climate change then?

I find it really weird how the American church goes full denial on evolution when the Vatican has accepted it for a long time. Of course they put their "Intelligent Design" spin on it as well, but they don't pretend dinosaurs never existed or that the Earth is 6000 years old or that it was created in a week (the old testament is considered more of a parable I guess).

It actually makes much more sense that way. "God wanted us to evolve into what we are now". There's no way to disprove that and it gels perfectly with any scientific discovery going forward. Futureproofing your faith seems like a great idea.

Edit: Also I'm legit surprised at how much money this movie made.

 

[Link]

Pretty good production value. But the Hillary body double they got is too fat.

Somehow, I doubt that wasn't done intentionally.

 

[HK-47]

I find it really weird how the American church goes full denial on evolution when the Vatican has accepted it for a long time. Of course they put their "Intelligent Design" spin on it as well, but they don't pretend dinosaurs never existed or that the Earth is 6000 years old or that it was created in a week (the old testament is considered more of a parable I guess).

It actually makes much more sense that way. "God wanted us to evolve into what we are now". There's no way to disprove that and it gels perfectly with any scientific discovery going forward. Futureproofing your faith seems like a great idea.

Edit: Also I'm legit surprised at how much money this movie made.

Because the Vatican only speaks for Catholics?

 

[Wilsongt]

I find it really weird how the American church goes full denial on evolution when the Vatican has accepted it for a long time. Of course they put their "Intelligent Design" spin on it as well, but they don't pretend dinosaurs never existed or that the Earth is 6000 years old or that it was created in a week (the old testament is considered more of a parable I guess).

It actually makes much more sense that way. "God wanted us to evolve into what we are now". There's no way to disprove that and it gels perfectly with any scientific discovery going forward. Futureproofing your faith seems like a great idea.

Edit: Also I'm legit surprised at how much money this movie made.

The "why we still got monkeys?" Line of thinking.

They don't understand how evolution actually works, nor do they understand the idea of common ancestors. They believe two people were created and then 7 billion arose from those two.
Not taking into account the idea of inbreeding, incest, etc.

Though, I am sure they'll retort with God made more people after Adam and Eve.

 

[NateDrake]

The "why we still got monkeys?" Line of thinking.

They don't understand how evolution actually works, nor do they understand the idea of common ancestors. They believe two people were created and then 7 billion arose from those two.
Not taking into account the idea of inbreeding, incest, etc.

Though, I am sure they'll retort with God made more people after Adam and Eve.

Which are sins. So mankind was a mistake by God's own laws.

 

[Mike M]

Something something Adam and Eve's DNA was perfect something something took some number of generations for sin to corrupt it to the point of inbreeding being detrimental, something something.

YECs give me migraines.

 

[Nordicus]

I find it really weird how the American church goes full denial on evolution when the Vatican has accepted it for a long time. Of course they put their "Intelligent Design" spin on it as well, but they don't pretend dinosaurs never existed or that the Earth is 6000 years old or that it was created in a week (the old testament is considered more of a parable I guess).

It actually makes much more sense that way. "God wanted us to evolve into what we are now". There's no way to disprove that and it gels perfectly with any scientific discovery going forward. Futureproofing your faith seems like a great idea.

They're so attached to their old creation story even if in that creation story the supposedly omnipotent God is an inefficient hack that needs to constantly micromanage things to correct the course of the world.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Lionel, where art thou? Why have you forsaken us?

 

[Apple Turnover]

Though, I am sure they'll retort with God made more people after Adam and Eve.

They'd pretty well have to, since when Cain killed Abel, and God marked and banished Cain, the mark was supposed to provide protection from other people killing him.

 

[crazygambit]

Because the Vatican only speaks for Catholics?

Yes? It's the source of the official Catholic doctrine.

If you want to believe in something else that's fine, but then don't call yourself a Catholic. That's why Protestants are a thing.

 

[Aiii]

Lionel, where art thou? Why have you forsaken us?

Perhaps God hath smitten that heathen down.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Perhaps God hath smitten that heathen down.

Lionel's not dead, he's surely alive.

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Lionel's not dead, he's surely alive.

Unless he went the way of his phone battery.

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

This might be a first for me.

 

[ebullientprism]

Break it up into multiple posts.

Hurrrrrrryyyyyy!! I am bored as fuck at work.

 

[TylerD]

OMG, Lionel. Bestow your blessing upon us.

 

[wamberz1]

This might be a first for me.

Holy shot lol my hype is through the roof

 

[FortuneFaded]

This might be a first for me.

Use textspeak.

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=200140920

 

[ahoyhoy]

Lionel bout to NaNoWriMo the review of this truly awful movie.

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=200140920

IT'S HAPPENING!