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The Booty-Eating Renaissance

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malyce

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To the veteran dookie chute lickers, is the aesthetics of the asshole a deciding factor in eating the ass? You know how some girls have that iPhone 6 camera booty all protruding, while others have that smooth booty hole with little to no elevation change? What about the color? Darker the booty the sweeter the chute? I'm picky when it comes to such things. A female with a heavy case of the roast beef would turn me off from eating her out, so the ass has to be damn near perfect.
 
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terrisus

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You know, I just checked through this thread, and unless I missed it, this image hasn't been posted yet.

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Is GAF so into discussing sexual acts that they forgot about posting memes? >.>
 
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agrajag

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the anus looks really wrinkly and you'd think it'd be all rough, but it feels very smooth and silky against the tongue
 
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ahoyhoy

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malyce said:
To the veteran dookie chute lickers, is the aesthetics of the asshole a deciding factor in eating the ass? You know how some girls have that iPhone 6 camera booty all protruding, while others have that smooth booty hole with little to no elevation change? What about the color? Darker the booty the sweeter the chute? I'm picky when it comes to such things. A female with a heavy case of the roast beef would turn me off from eating her out, so the ass has to be damn near perfect.
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Never eaten out the female poop-chute, but I imagine the forbidden fruit factor plays a role.

For the male factor, it's a sensitive section that rarely gets play that way, so it's always exciting. Just make sure it's clean (insisting on a shower ain't no thang to those who aren't a one-night stand)
 
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block tower

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malyce said:
To the veteran dookie chute lickers, is the aesthetics of the asshole a deciding factor in eating the ass? You know how some girls have that iPhone 6 camera booty all protruding, while others have that smooth booty hole with little to no elevation change? What about the color? Darker the booty the sweeter the chute? I'm picky when it comes to such things. A female with a heavy case of the roast beef would turn me off from eating her out, so the ass has to be damn near perfect.
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color and asshole aesthetic, also the ass is important too. you want you face buried in a nice round ass. idk, if your hesitant, next time your fucking from behind, start checking out that asshole and if it looks clean enough to lick, go for it bruh. ive encountered some girls where i would never do it, but other girls like my last gf just had a really clean nice asshole so i ate that shit like top ramen.
 
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royalan

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Didn't What's-His-Name eat What's-Her-Name's ass in True Detective?

Thought all of GAF would be into it after that...
 
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hydragonwarrior

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Booty? Unless she cleans her cavity like a goddess, hell no.

Anyway cunni or ani only works in a strong sexual relationship anyway since you can trust she's been keeping her areas clean. I went down on a girl I only barely met and got blasted by the smell of a thousand dying fish... never again!
 
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Kwixotik

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Y'all are literally licking decently concentrated shit particles. I mean if y'all are tight with E. coli or whatever go for it, but I'm sitting out on the scat party. Ya fuckin weirdos.
 
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Xcellere

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Let me set the mood for those who just don't know.

When I see my wife's bare naked ass pointed into the air, I experience the same sensation Stevie Wonder will feel when he gets to the gates of heaven, and not just sees for the first time, but sees paradise.

Her perfectly rotund cheeks, plump pussy lips, proportional thighs, and ample breasts filling out the view, is enough to send me into cardiac arrest. If that's the last thing I see before I die, I will die happy and utterly content.

When I'm put face-to-ass with that view, you can be damn sure I'm going to send my tongue plunging deep into dat ass. And keep in mind she does a thorough cleaning of the necessary areas with anti-bacterial soap, so the germaphobe that resides within me is deeply satisfied.

For those of you repulsed by this idea, I say unto you... give love a chance, love of the ass and the splendid cracks that await your tongue. You will be forever thankful that you did.
 
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DrSlek

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This is the weirdest thread to see when I wake up in the morning.....and yet I cannot stop reading.

Like a car crash. You know you shouldn't look, but you just gotta...
 
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Deleted member 1235

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many of whom call anything involving that region "gross," "dirty" and/or "gay."
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I for one can not think of a single thing gayer than a man getting naked with a lady and then doing things to her nether regions to get her off. It's pretty much the EXACT definition of gay.

sort of agree on the gross though, it just doesn't ring my bell.
 
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UraMallas

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DrSlek said:
This is the weirdest thread to see when I wake up in the morning.....and yet I cannot stop reading.

Like a car crash. You know you shouldn't look, but you just gotta...
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*Like a well-kept asshole. You know you shouldn't lick, but you just gotta...
 
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bobbychalkers

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Xcellere said:
Let me set the mood for those who just don't know.

When I see my wife's bare naked ass pointed into the air, I experience the same sensation Stevie Wonder will feel when he gets to the gates of heaven, and not just sees for the first time, but sees paradise.

Her perfectly rotund cheeks, plump pussy lips, proportional thighs, and ample breasts filling out the view, is enough to send me into cardiac arrest. If that's the last thing I see before I die, I will die happy and utterly content.

When I'm put face-to-ass with that view, you can be damn sure I'm going to send my tongue plunging deep into dat ass. And keep in mind she does a thorough cleaning of the necessary areas with anti-bacterial soap, so the germaphobe that resides within me is deeply satisfied.

For those of you repulsed by this idea, I say unto you... give love a chance, love of the ass and the splendid cracks that await your tongue. You will be forever thankful that you did.
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TheGreyHulk

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malyce said:
To the veteran dookie chute lickers, is the aesthetics of the asshole a deciding factor in eating the ass? You know how some girls have that iPhone 6 camera booty all protruding, while others have that smooth booty hole with little to no elevation change? What about the color? Darker the booty the sweeter the chute? I'm picky when it comes to such things. A female with a heavy case of the roast beef would turn me off from eating her out, so the ass has to be damn near perfect.
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Roast beef!!!! Lol #dead
 
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SapientWolf

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If the hygiene isn't on point then you can't eat anything down there. The holes are too close together. It's like two restaurants in the same building.
 
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Charles Alan Ratliff

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i aints never eat da ass befoe

But I'm not opposed to it. I've come as close to it as a person physically can. I should have just done it. She was so, so clean.

Do you all ask the person before you do it for the first time? Or do you surprise them and hope they are into it?
 
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velociraptor

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I cannot believe so many people like licking assholes in this thread lol

I mean if you're licking ass you may as well eat shit - the rectum is never truly clean. Because during the act, you will be eating shit.

Mind you, I would never lick pussy unless a girl has a shower - that too is a rather unsanitary orifice.
 
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