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[OutrageousFacts]

You wake up one day, go to the pc or pick up your smartphone, reload the fronpage of gematsu or neogaf, and THERE IT IS. You can hardly believe it, you take another look, but it's real!

Basically, what are news-headlines you'd love to wake up to? Or maybe also your most nightmarish headlines!

I'll start with these:

"Nintendo announces 'Nintendo Black' label for adult-oriented games"

"Next Pokemon-game in development at Monolith Soft"

"Japanese developers speak up against Sony's censorship - California hq struggling with answers"

 

[Yoshi]

"Microsoft announced Banjo-Threeie headed by Gregg Mayles"

"Nintendo announced Yoshi 3D platformer"

"Nintendo announced F-Zero X3".

 

[Thabass]

Nintendo announces a full scale Breath of the Wild style remake of Ocarina of Time.
Square Enix announces Chrono Break is in development.
Rockstar announces Grand Theft Auto VI set in Vice City

The last one has a strong chance of happening at least.

Edit: Oh, one more:

Devolver Digital and Dennation Games announce Hotline Miami 3

 

[Freeman76]

PSO Episodes 1+2 HD Remaster, cross platform, available on all formats NOW

 

[Dr.Morris79]

"GTA V and RDR 2 single player DLC to be released by the 24th December"

"Vietcong coming to GOG"

"Remaster of Hidden & Dangerous 2, for PC and consoles, coming soon"

 

[VertigoOA]

For Nintendo to announce an actual home console again. And actually have games ready for it like Waverace, fzero, punch out and Metroid instead of recycling the same cookie cutter Mario, Kart and Smash general audience shit.

And

MS shutting down 343 for being a hack cover band studio.

And

Marty O’Donnel returning to bungie. Michael Salvatori has also been in the studio forever and D2’s vanilla soundtrack was amazing but you need Marty there too.

 

[OmaeWaMouShindiggity]

"GTA VI confirmed as return to San Andreas; Samuel L Jackson to return"

"Sega confirmed as Fable MMO-lite developer"

"Respawn brought on to help develop Halo Infinite"

"Leaked PS5 controller mimics Xbox controller design and analog stick locations"

 

[synchronicity]

God Hand 2 : The Left Arm in the works and being farmed out to P*.

 

[DunDunDunpachi]

SEGA opens two new studios under M2 team's umbrella.

 

[Vawn]

Bluepoint Officially Announces Demon's Souls Remake Release Date - April 2020. Six Months Before FromSoftware's PS5 Exclusive, Demon's Souls 2.

 

[Saber]

"Square Enix is now in charge of Pokemon main games" or "Nintendo Team in fully control of developing Pokemon main games"

"Atlus will be responsable for doing Modern Sonic games"

"Sonic Team officially disbanded"
"Gamefreak officially over"

"Conker and Banjo Kazooie series now in the hands of Nintendo. New games to come."

 

[Southern Gentleman]

"Valve Confirms Half-Life 3 and Portal 3"

"Bluepoint Officially Announces Demon's Souls Remake"

"Ratbag Games to Reform; Powerslide Follow-Up Back in Development"

 

[dorkimoe]

"Warhawk 2 is in development and will be out soon"

 

[AV]

"Bully 2 Is Real"

That'll do.

 

[Husky]

Roundhouse Studios to finish Prey 2
I demand to read this headline.

 

[OutrageousFacts]

Next Grand Theft Auto takes place in Munich

Sega announces Skies of Arcadia 2

Nintendo announces Super Mario 64-remake alongside level editor feat online-sharing!

And some nightmarish ones:

Monolith Soft dissolved, becomes general helper force within Nintendo

Female Link in next Zelda-game, and she's BADASS

Microsoft and Nintendo form business pact with Sony to intensify censorship[/I]

 

[Enjay]

Hideo Kojima returns to Konami and Metal Gear Solid on hands and knees.

SEGA decalres bankruptcy.

EA purchases platinumgames.

 

[Wonko_C]

"After a 10-year series hiatus, Cave's newest bullet hell shooter, DoDonPachi Ultimate Resurrection for the PS5, Xbox XYZ, Nintendo Switcheroo, and PC sells 1,000,000 copies during its first week."

"Sega announces VR remaster of Phantasy Star Online Blue Burst"

"EA Dice confirms Mirror's Edge 3 is in development"

 

[Arachnid]

"Silent Hills revival under Kojima announced"

"Splinter Cell 2020 trailer showcased at TGA with returning Michael Ironside"

"Bluepoint officially confirms Metal Gear 1 and 2 reimagining"

"Neogaf poster Arachnid wins billion dollar lottery"

 

[mekes]

Capcom vs Snk 3 roster continues to grow as release date nears. Now over 80 fighters!

 

[Lyricsborn]

Off the top of my head

"Rockstar trailer for AGENT, releases Fall 2020"

"Obsidian announces development of Alpha Protocol 2"

"EA and DICE announce Battlefield: Bad Company 3"

"2K games presser annoucing return of NFL 2k series and College Hoops"

 

[EverydayBeast]

"SONY announces PSN is free, again"

"PS5 ports of classic SONY hits are coming"

"SONY announces every PS5 will be bundled with VR"

 

[Come On Tars]

-Ubisoft announce far cry Primal 2. With multi-player, camp building and also dinos there for some reason. No rpg loot elements. Scored by Dan romer.

-code Veronica remake

-mad max 2

-nintendo switch pro, thinner bezels babayyy

-razer tartarus ANALOGUE joystick edition.

-apex legends Kings Canyon map back on rotation.

-resident evil 7 vr support added to pc.

-Witcher 3 devs add official mod tools.

 

[OrionNebula]

• Capcom announces all Resident Evil are being remade with their new game engine, including the original. And they all come out yearly, starting with Nemesis in 2020 and Code Veronica in 2021

• All the best elements from Silent Hill 1-4 are back for a new SH game, and konami, very surprisingly, gives them carte blanche and a big budget, and stay the fuck out of the way

• Nintendo is pulling all the stops for their Ocarina of Time remake

• Final Fantasy 16 is (and has been for a while) in the work, and you won’t have to wait 5 more years because their ditched the luminous engine just like for VII Remake

• konami puts back PT on psn and humbly apologize to gamers for being a bunch of hungry assholes

• Alan Wake Remastered on psn

• Many game studios hire me to do their game ost

 

[Grand Theft Scratchy]

• Nintendo announce Super Smash Bros. RPG, save Nintendo worlds alongside your favorite characters
• Nintendo announce Golden Sun 4
• Nintendo announce Metroid 5
• Nintendo announce Mario Kart 9
• Nintendo announce Super Mario 64 (remake)
• Sony announce Jet Moto (reboot)
• Sony announce MotorStorm: Arctic Edge (remake)
• Sony announce New Survival Horror IP by Sony Japan Studio
• Sony announce Dark Cloud + Dark Cloud 2 Remastered
• Sony announce Dark Cloud 3
• Sony announce SOCOM (reboot)
• Sony announce MAG 2
• Sony re-reveal Eight Days
• Sony re-reveal The Getaway 3
• SEGA announce Skies of Arcadia II
• SEGA announce Virtua Fighter 6
• SEGA announce Jet Set Radio Future Remastered
• SEGA announce Sonic Adventure 3
• SEGA announce Chao Islands
• 2K Games announce XCOM 3
• Square Enix announce Final Fantasy XVI, Hiroyuki Ito returns as director
• Square Enix announce Sleeping Dogs 2
• Square Enix announce Deus Ex 5, story ties into the original Deus Ex
• Square Enix announce Parasite Eve I & II Remastered
• Square Enix announce Parasite Eve 4
• Remedy announce Alan Wake 2
• Remedy announce Max Payne Online
• Capcom announce Resident Evil Revelations 3
• Capcom announce Resident Evil 8
• Capcom announce Resident Evil Code: Veronica (remake)
• Capcom announce Street Fighter Alpha 4
• Capcom announce Power Stone (reboot)
• EA announce Jade Empire 2
• EA announce Def Jam 4
• EA announce Def Jam: Fight for NY Remastered
• Activision announce Vigilante 8 (reboot)

 

[jshackles]

Valve hires Enhanced Steam creator as new UI developer

 

[Chromata]

Sony CEO: "Singleplayer games are dead, live service is the future", abandons Playstation for Stadia

Hideo Kojima: "I don't really know what I'm doing, I just make weird shit", confirms new game isn't real but is

Sony announces The Last of Us Battle Royale

Nintendo acquired by Tencent in hostile takeover

Pokemon Blacker Black & Whiter White announced for Switch

Sega announces Dreamcast 2; "what have we got to lose?"

Dreamcast 2 dead on arrival; "we fucked up"

Sega announces bankruptcy, Sonic sold to Konami

Konami announces new Sonic pachinko machines



One can only dream

 

[jshackles]

Sony CEO: "Singleplayer games are dead, live service is the future", abandons Playstation for Stadia

Hideo Kojima: "I don't really know what I'm doing, I just make weird shit", confirms new game isn't real but is

Sony announces The Last of Us Battle Royale

Nintendo acquired by Tencent in hostile takeover

Pokemon Blacker Black & Whiter White announced for Switch

Sega announces Dreamcast 2; "what have we got to lose?"

Dreamcast 2 dead on arrival; "we fucked up"

Sega announces bankruptcy, Sonic sold to Konami

Konami announces new Sonic pachinko machines



One can only dream

 

[Bigrx1]

Shocking news! Xenogears and Xenosaga REMAKES announced and redone to include all intended episodes! Even more, future titles in the franchise to be released!

That's the ultimate, but even a gears or saga remake at all would be amazing to me. Never will happen I'm sure.

 

[molasar]

Microsoft resurrects Conker's Other Bad Day and Sabreman Stampede.
Rebellion develops a true sequel to Jaguar's Alien vs Predator.
Weaponlord 2 - pixel art masterpiece is coming.
Final Fight 4 returns to its roots.
Resident Evil 3 Remake - the tank controls and fixed cameras are back!
Death Adder is alive and slashing in Golden Axe 4.

 

[Daphnes Nohansen Hyrule]

I'm not an ask for too much person i get happy with simple stuff like these.
''Nintendo Direct announced for December 11th. ~55 minutes long''
''Resident Evil 3 remake announced - January 18th (new Leon S. Kennedy campaign)''
''BOTW2 to get a new trailer at TGA''

Going crazy/not going to happen/would make me jump of joy
''PS4 portable announced -$299-(all PS4 first party titles avaliable at launch more coming next year)''

 

[brap]

Nintendo announces they're going third party

 

[Sign]

Square enix announces Final Fantasy XI remake for consoles and pc.

 

[quickwhips]

Too human 2 for xbox

rock if dead 2

lollipop chainsaw bc for xbox

 

[jshackles]

Square enix announces Final Fantasy XI remake for consoles and pc.

 

[kretos]

BREAKING: SONY BUYS NINTENDO

 

[20cent]

Nintendo will help the FBI to locate Pokemon adult players who are not parents.