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UKR launches "Blue Sky in Games" campaign

http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/2005/11/blue-sky-in-games-campaign-launched.html

(the post is so good I am stealing the entire thing and putting it here)

BLUE SKY IN GAMES CAMPAIGN LAUNCHED

Games need BLUE SKIES! Games need BRIGHT YELLOW SUNS! Games need RED AND BLUE THINGS in them! We want to play in a HAPPY PRETEND LAND, not a shit version of an American slum full of mixed-race gangsters wearing licensed sportswear!

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We want to COLLECT BANANAS FROM MAGIC CASTLES not earn respect from fictional gang leaders! We want to stun enemies with BOUNCE ATTACKS, not shoot them in unrealistic and shoddy drive-bys!

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We want to restore our health by COLLECTING ROAST CHICKEN, not by syringing drugs into the only vein we can still find! Games have gone SHIT and DARK and RUBBISH and WE WANT THEM BACK!

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We want music that goes PLINKY-PLINK AND DOOPY-DOO not "motherfucking west coast mother fucker, y'all"! We want to fight WEIRD MONSTERS not drug-dealing criminals!

supportnow.jpg


Make games look like games again! Support the Blue Sky In Games Campaign NOW!

DEVELOPERS: HOW YOU CAN HELP TODAY!

- Change everything that's grey into blue.
- From now on, everyone wears red shoes.
- Make everything happen at midday or sunset.
- Replace gun textures with banana textures.
- Turn all cars into pink convertibles that wobble and only do 15mph.
- If you get 100 of anything, a little tune plays.
- Instead of saying "crew" say "your buddies".
- Instead of saying "hood" say "zone".
- Make the female characters something other than prostitutes.
- Make the black characters something other than drug dealers.

We feel so strongly about this we made some banners on work time! Support the Blue Sky In Games Campaign with the following images:

blueskybanner.gif

http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/blueskybanner.gif

blueskybanner2.gif

http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/blueskybanner2.gif

blueskybanner3.gif

http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/blueskybanner3.gif

blueskybanner4.gif

http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/blueskybanner4.gif

blueskybanner5.gif

http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/blueskybanner5.gif

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I, for one, fully endorse this endeavor.
 

Unison

Member
Right on. I hate fake urban bullshit because I live in real urban bullshit. More happy blue skies, please!

* I wanna fly sky high
Let's go together

I wanna fly sky high
Let's go together

I wanna...

* Repeat

Yeah, hey, oh
Yeah, flying high
Feeling good
Blue, blue skies
Blue, blue skies, I see

Blue, blue skies
Blue, blue skies, I see

Blue, blue skies
Blue, blue skies, I see

* Repeat

* Repeat

Yeah, hey, oh
Yeah, flying high
Feeling good

Blue, blue skies
Blue, blue skies, I see

Blue, blue skies
Blue, blue skies, I see

Blue, blue skies
Blue, blue skies, I see

I wanna...

Blue, blue skies
Blue, blue skies, I see

Blue, blue skies
Blue, blue skies, I see

Blue, blue skies
Blue, blue skies, I see

* Repeat
 

BuddyC

Member
I'd support this on a regular day, but since today seems to be "argue about stupid shit that doesn't matter instead of enjoying games" day, I double my support for this movement.
 

Shinobi

Member
JackFrost2012 said:
http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/2005/11/blue-sky-in-games-campaign-launched.html

(the post is so good I am stealing the entire thing and putting it here)

BLUE SKY IN GAMES CAMPAIGN LAUNCHED

Games need BLUE SKIES! Games need BRIGHT YELLOW SUNS! Games need RED AND BLUE THINGS in them! We want to play in a HAPPY PRETEND LAND, not a shit version of an American slum full of mixed-race gangsters wearing licensed sportswear!

wrongright1.jpg


We want to COLLECT BANANAS FROM MAGIC CASTLES not earn respect from fictional gang leaders! We want to stun enemies with BOUNCE ATTACKS, not shoot them in unrealistic and shoddy drive-bys!

wrongright2.jpg


We want to restore our health by COLLECTING ROAST CHICKEN, not by syringing drugs into the only vein we can still find! Games have gone SHIT and DARK and RUBBISH and WE WANT THEM BACK!

wrongright3.jpg


We want music that goes PLINKY-PLINK AND DOOPY-DOO not "motherfucking west coast mother fucker, y'all"! We want to fight WEIRD MONSTERS not drug-dealing criminals!

supportnow.jpg


Make games look like games again! Support the Blue Sky In Games Campaign NOW!

DEVELOPERS: HOW YOU CAN HELP TODAY!

- Change everything that's grey into blue.
- From now on, everyone wears red shoes.
- Make everything happen at midday or sunset.
- Replace gun textures with banana textures.
- Turn all cars into pink convertibles that wobble and only do 15mph.
- If you get 100 of anything, a little tune plays.
- Instead of saying "crew" say "your buddies".
- Instead of saying "hood" say "zone".
- Make the female characters something other than prostitutes.
- Make the black characters something other than drug dealers.

We feel so strongly about this we made some banners on work time! Support the Blue Sky In Games Campaign with the following images:

blueskybanner.gif

http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/blueskybanner.gif

blueskybanner2.gif

http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/blueskybanner2.gif

blueskybanner3.gif

http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/blueskybanner3.gif

blueskybanner4.gif

http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/blueskybanner4.gif

blueskybanner5.gif

http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/blueskybanner5.gif

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I, for one, fully endorse this endeavor.

:lol :lol :lol That's funny as hell...the "how you can help" list is hilarious in it's silliness.
 

Unison

Member
The best in Happy Gaming, 2005:

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Animal Crossing DS: One screen devoted entirely to sky.

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Mario Kart DS - Where even Bower's Castle is cute.

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Megaman Zero 4 - It rains sometimes, though.

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Yoshi Touch N Go - Come on, there's a fucking rainbow.
 
So basically, almost everyone has been complaining over and over again that Nintendo is too kiddy and that they suffer because of it and that they should get more "mature"... and you want the exact opposite to happen?
 

Dave Long

Banned
AtomicShroom said:
So basically, almost everyone has been complaining over and over again that Nintendo is too kiddy and that they suffer because of it and that they should get more "mature"... and you want the exact opposite to happen?

It had to happen eventually. The backlash against "realism" begins with the launch of 360, featuring the most "realistic" games to date. :lol
 

Unison

Member
AtomicShroom said:
So basically, almost everyone has been complaining over and over again that Nintendo is too kiddy and that they suffer because of it and that they should get more "mature"...

I never said any such thing!
 

User 406

Banned
jiji said:
Is this sort of like your BUY DROPSHIP? 'Cause if so, I'm there.

It is precisely like my BUY DROPSHIP because like Dropship, Heroes of the Pacific is a FUCK AWESOME air combat game. I'll probably make a sickening gush thread about it later today.

BUY HEROES OF THE PACIFIC!
 

Mihyaeru

Member
JackFrost2012 said:
http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/2005/11/blue-sky-in-games-campaign-launched.html

(the post is so good I am stealing the entire thing and putting it here)

BLUE SKY IN GAMES CAMPAIGN LAUNCHED

Games need BLUE SKIES! Games need BRIGHT YELLOW SUNS! Games need RED AND BLUE THINGS in them! We want to play in a HAPPY PRETEND LAND, not a shit version of an American slum full of mixed-race gangsters wearing licensed sportswear!

wrongright1.jpg


We want to COLLECT BANANAS FROM MAGIC CASTLES not earn respect from fictional gang leaders! We want to stun enemies with BOUNCE ATTACKS, not shoot them in unrealistic and shoddy drive-bys!

wrongright2.jpg


We want to restore our health by COLLECTING ROAST CHICKEN, not by syringing drugs into the only vein we can still find! Games have gone SHIT and DARK and RUBBISH and WE WANT THEM BACK!

wrongright3.jpg


We want music that goes PLINKY-PLINK AND DOOPY-DOO not "motherfucking west coast mother fucker, y'all"! We want to fight WEIRD MONSTERS not drug-dealing criminals!

supportnow.jpg


Make games look like games again! Support the Blue Sky In Games Campaign NOW!

DEVELOPERS: HOW YOU CAN HELP TODAY!

- Change everything that's grey into blue.
- From now on, everyone wears red shoes.
- Make everything happen at midday or sunset.
- Replace gun textures with banana textures.
- Turn all cars into pink convertibles that wobble and only do 15mph.
- If you get 100 of anything, a little tune plays.
- Instead of saying "crew" say "your buddies".
- Instead of saying "hood" say "zone".
- Make the female characters something other than prostitutes.
- Make the black characters something other than drug dealers.

We feel so strongly about this we made some banners on work time! Support the Blue Sky In Games Campaign with the following images:

blueskybanner.gif

http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/blueskybanner.gif

blueskybanner2.gif

http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/blueskybanner2.gif

blueskybanner3.gif

http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/blueskybanner3.gif

blueskybanner4.gif

http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/blueskybanner4.gif

blueskybanner5.gif

http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/blueskybanner5.gif

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I, for one, fully endorse this endeavor.


I think most of those dark sky/bad games were made In the US/west and most of the blue sky games were made outside of the US.... Hence why I tend to enjoy things outside of the culture I am from. But I would really love to see more "blue sky" type games from my own country. I would like to see more games Like Jade empire from the west.


Viva la BLUE SKYES!
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But seriously less emphasis on the blue skies, whats wrong with a pink/orange sunset. Lol

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The point is I really don't want to have to experience violence and the worst parts of reality in my video games. I don't think it should be banned alltogether, yet I have to say I really dont enjoy games where it is the core of the the game ala gta centering around realistic violence. I totally enjoy fantasy violence (where you are the good guy) though such as Ninja Gaiden, but in that you are a good guy going for Justis. (for your slayed clan)
 
Slightly off topic, but I guess its why I'll always be a Sega fan; their use of colors has always left a big impact on me. Its why I play video games: to escape and to feel better, and their bluer than blue skies always hit the mark, especially in games like Daytona, Sonic 2, and NiGHTS (to name a few).
 

Shinobi

Member
This is why that story is funny...people always have to go with one extreme or the other, and I think that's what it was mocking. There's nothing wrong with a little variety...not every game needs to have blue skies and red shoes, nor does every game need orange skies with gangbangers. The more variety in styles, the better for everyone.
 
FortNinety said:
Slightly off topic, but I guess its why I'll always be a Sega fan; their use of colors has always left a big impact on me. Its why I play video games: to escape and to feel better, and their bluer than blue skies always hit the mark, especially in games like Daytona, Sonic 2, and NiGHTS (to name a few).
You may be on to something there. Hell, even Shenmue had a lot of color for such a "realistic" game.
 

vitaflo

Member
FortNinety said:
Slightly off topic, but I guess its why I'll always be a Sega fan; their use of colors has always left a big impact on me. Its why I play video games: to escape and to feel better, and their bluer than blue skies always hit the mark, especially in games like Daytona, Sonic 2, and NiGHTS (to name a few).

It's funny you mention that, I've always noticed that as well.
 
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