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Twitch Launches Hot Tub Category

Dthomp

Member
A good chunk of these chicks are going to be fucked when their looks go away and their tits start sagging in few years lol

You mean these thots don't have good enough personalities to keep people engaged when they aren't flopping their tits all over the screen? Women truly have it so easy these days, look even a 5/10 and have tits? Here's your 20k a month just for sitting in some dirty water for 8 hours pretending to enjoy the simps in their chats while their BF/Hubby/Pimp moderates for her.
 

Vaelka

Member
This is like the biggest non-issue on the planet imo that has been blown completely out of proportion and people are extremely obsessed with it.
What really blows my mind is all of these '' think of the children '' and '' it's not family friendly '' arguments people throw out without actually thinking about the implications of what they're saying ( so should only family friendly content be allowed? Say goodbye to video games. ).

If people didn't obsess about it so much and bring such an insane amount of attention to it then it really wouldn't even be a big deal at all.
A good chunk of these chicks are going to be fucked when their looks go away and their tits start sagging in few years lol

Most of the big ones are probably set for life already.

I dunno tho I think these arguments are kinda silly too, it's not like every Streamer has this amazing personality or talent either, a lot of them are just acting like toddlers and screeching.
Very few of them are like DrDisrespect or something that have an actual persona and some actual thought and talent put into it.
Most streamers are really '' whoring '' themselves out one way or the other they just do it in different ways.

I think that most Streamers have an '' expiration date '', very few will be able to do it and stay relevant their whole lives.

You mean these thots don't have good enough personalities to keep people engaged when they aren't flopping their tits all over the screen? Women truly have it so easy these days, look even a 5/10 and have tits? Here's your 20k a month just for sitting in some dirty water for 8 hours pretending to enjoy the simps in their chats while their BF/Hubby/Pimp moderates for her.

I mean most don't, it's not exactly like most people on the internet in general have all that great personalities.
Very few are actually charismatic enough to be a Streamer who excels on that alone, most Streamers who complain about these women wouldn't and won't be popular just because they go away.
 
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ManaByte

Gold Member
Looks like everyone is trying to cash in on this...


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TheInfamousKira

Reseterror Resettler
You're really "admirative" of assholes who have no interest in gaming, streaming indecently showing tits and ass, on a gaming platform meant for watching games, taking advantage of kids?

I mean, regardless of age, idiots are idiots and will most likely grow up to be idiots. Taking advantage of idiots isn't really that much better, but it's marketing 101. Everyone is a blathering dunce sponge for SOMETHING. And if you're the type of 14 year old who goes on Twitch for their T&A instead of googling "naked womans and sex stuff," and having 4Chan make you a man, then chances are no amount of growing up is going to remove the troglodyte gene from your genetic makeup. In which case, they're not taking advantage so much as undertaking "early advertising," It's like buying a Jason Voorhees lunchbox in the '80's or some shit. They know 12 year olds shouldn't watch Friday the 13th, but they gotta get them hooks in young to breed lifelong IP Slaves.
 

GHG

Member

Vaelka

Member
You're really "admirative" of assholes who have no interest in gaming, streaming indecently showing tits and ass, on a gaming platform meant for watching games, taking advantage of kids?

The unironic '' think of the children '' tho lol.
What do you think is going to happen if a kid see's some cleavage exactly?
I am sorry but some of you sound like psychotic conservatives having a moral panic, there's far worse content on Twitch.

If I was a parent I'd be far more worried about my kid watching toxic Streamers who scream at the top of their lungs and have mental breakdowns to pander to kids with low attention spans and the Youtube shenanigans.
I don't think that any of these women really do anything to specifically target children, and I don't even really buy that's their primary demographic.
I think that kids are far more interested in Minecraft and Fortnite and overexaggerated hype.
 

GHG

Member
I thought twitch was a gaming website.


WTF is going on lmao. I'm too old for this shit.
 

Sidesalad

Member
People who make this comment are missing the key features: Those two sites aren't 13+, they have more harmful ads, and they don't have twitch chat/emotes.
Twitch ads are some of the worst I've ever seen. Most of the time when I go to twitch, I leave before even getting to a stream because the ads are so awful and I refuse to sit through them.
 

Excess

Member
The unironic '' think of the children '' tho lol.
What do you think is going to happen if a kid see's some cleavage exactly?
I am sorry but some of you sound like psychotic conservatives having a moral panic, there's far worse content on Twitch.
It's more-so the hypocrisy. They'll go out of their way to ban the slightest infringement of something, but they'll basically allow softcore porn on their site, so they deserve the ridicule.
 
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Nobody_Important

“Aww, it’s so...average,” she said to him in a cold brick of passion
I thought twitch was a gaming website.


WTF is going on lmao. I'm too old for this shit.
What in the....
 
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JeremyEtcetera

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Twitch ads are some of the worst I've ever seen. Most of the time when I go to twitch, I leave before even getting to a stream because the ads are so awful and I refuse to sit through them.
Just to clarify, by twitch having non-harmful ads, I'm specifically saying they don't have ads where an accidental click could lead you to a virus, data leak, or worse, like other adult sites. If the only harm they do is make you wait longer before accessing a stream, then that's not a bad thing comparatively.
 

VAVA Mk2

Member
Guys what if some of the ASMR streamers cross over and do this...while ASMR? I bet they are mad this will take viewers away from them. 😂
 

VAVA Mk2

Member
Just to clarify, by twitch having non-harmful ads, I'm specifically saying they don't have ads where an accidental click could lead you to a virus, data leak, or worse, like other adult sites. If the only harm they do is make you wait longer before accessing a stream, then that's not a bad thing comparatively.
This is not a suitable replacement for PornHub
 

ManaByte

Gold Member
I thought twitch was a gaming website.


WTF is going on lmao. I'm too old for this shit.
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ManaByte

Gold Member
This is hilarious. Then I decided to browse the category:


I have a hard time figuring out what the fuck is going on. Humanity peaked decades ago.
The aliens saw that and said “fuck no“ and just passed by the planet.
 
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StreetsofBeige

Gold Member
Give credit to Twitch. At least they bent the rules so hot tubbers still are allowed. Good to see the almighty dollar still prevail instead of caving in.
 
Shouldn't they just rebrand the site as a modern pin-up platform at this point? Or go all in on the softporn aspect of the business.
 

KyoZz

Tag, you're it.
This is hilarious. Then I decided to browse the category:


I have a hard time figuring out what the fuck is going on. Humanity peaked decades ago.
What the actual f*** is this ????

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Seriously ??? Please tell me this is not real..........

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radewagon

Member
Is it weird that I don't understand the meaning of, like, 90% of the insults that are being hurled by people? It's cemented for me now. Millenials are old people. My finger is far from the pulse of what is hip. I'm struggling to see why hot tubs are a point of contention. Maybe if I were younger (or older?) I'd find a way to be bothered by stupid sh** like too much hot tubs or not enough hot tubs. 🙄
 
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