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MASTER CHIEF SHOOTS GUNS. CORTANA MAKES SARCASTIC COMMENTS.

Hell is the place for you sir.

 

[SpudBud]

MASTER CHIEF SHOOTS GUNS. CORTANA MAKES SARCASTIC COMMENTS.

MASTER CHIEF SHOOTS GUNS. CORTANA MAKES SARCASTIC COMMENTS.

MASTER CHIEF SHOOTS GUNS. CORTANA MAKES SARCASTIC COMMENTS.

MASTER CHIEF SHOOTS GUNS. CORTANA MAKES SARCASTIC COMMENTS.

MASTER CHIEF SHOOTS GUNS. CORTANA MAKES SARCASTIC COMMENTS.

MASTER CHIEF SHOOTS GUNS. CORTANA MAKES SARCASTIC COMMENTS.

MASTER CHIEF SHOOTS GUNS. CORTANA MAKES SARCASTIC COMMENTS.

You scared the living shit out of me.

 

[Calm Killer]

My friend (on my friends list) got a copy today and has been playing it all day.

Gameplay time spoiler.

Spoiler

He started playing at 12:30 today and at 8 he was on the last level. So that is 7 hours and 30 minutes of straight gameplay. He is playing it on Normal the first time through so I would expect Heroic to be longer.

I really just want to kill him and take his copy.

 

[professor_t]

I was just playing Texas Hold 'em on XBLA and someone joined the table and shouted "did you guys see in Halo 3 where......"

The minute he got the "3" part out I dropped the fucking controller like a brick, put my hands to my ears and started shouting random stuff to block out whatever he was saying as it was coming though my speaker. I then ran to my 360 and turned it off with my elbow. I then started to relax and then noticed my heart was racing more than it does after a half hour of exercise.

He's probably was just saying "did you guys see in Halo 3 where you can use a shield to protect yourself?!?!"

But I understand your reaction. I got a sick, empty feeling in the pit of my stomach yesterday when I just missed seeing a spoiler.

 

[lybertyboy]

Spoiler

MASTER CHIEF SHOOTS GUNS. CORTANA MAKES SARCASTIC COMMENTS.

MASTER CHIEF SHOOTS GUNS. CORTANA MAKES SARCASTIC COMMENTS.

MASTER CHIEF SHOOTS GUNS. CORTANA MAKES SARCASTIC COMMENTS.

MASTER CHIEF SHOOTS GUNS. CORTANA MAKES SARCASTIC COMMENTS.

MASTER CHIEF SHOOTS GUNS. CORTANA MAKES SARCASTIC COMMENTS.

MASTER CHIEF SHOOTS GUNS. CORTANA MAKES SARCASTIC COMMENTS.

MASTER CHIEF SHOOTS GUNS. CORTANA MAKES SARCASTIC COMMENTS.

Been nice knowing you.

 

[Buttonbasher]

Hell is the place for you sir.

At least the Hola 3 spoilers aren't out. That Master Bandito is one hell of a soldier and shouldn't have to put up with that kind of crap.

 

[DrBo42]

Been nice knowing you.

? :lol

Just trying to break the tension a little, relax peeps. I wouldn't spoil any of you.

 

[ILL2]

MASTER CHIEF SHOOTS GUNS. CORTANA MAKES SARCASTIC COMMENTS.

MASTER CHIEF SHOOTS GUNS. CORTANA MAKES SARCASTIC COMMENTS.

MASTER CHIEF SHOOTS GUNS. CORTANA MAKES SARCASTIC COMMENTS.

MASTER CHIEF SHOOTS GUNS. CORTANA MAKES SARCASTIC COMMENTS.

MASTER CHIEF SHOOTS GUNS. CORTANA MAKES SARCASTIC COMMENTS.

MASTER CHIEF SHOOTS GUNS. CORTANA MAKES SARCASTIC COMMENTS.

MASTER CHIEF SHOOTS GUNS. CORTANA MAKES SARCASTIC COMMENTS.

OMFG SPOILERS

so is this

Spoiler

ALEINZ IS IN THE GAME

 

[Buttonbasher]

OMFG SPOILERS

so is this

Spoiler

ALEINZ IS IN THE GAME

Spoiler

Spoiler

You messed your tags up. I fear you.

 

[Toothpick]

Damn near gave me a heart attack..

 

[alexh]

? :lol

Typing the words "Master Chief", "Cortana", or "Halo 3" in bold, capitalized font is like yelling "BOMB!" on an airplane at the moment.

 

[SpudBud]

*sigh*

 

[_dd_]

At least the Hola 3 spoilers aren't out. That Master Bandito is one hell of a soldier and shouldn't have to put up with that kind of crap.

I heard from a friend of a friend that you actually get to fight a

Spoiler

Giant Cockroach

.

 

[ILL2]

You messed your tags up. I fear you.

:lol :lol

 

[Skuld]

Who's going to the launch event/party at the Miami Circuit City?

Is it can be Gaf meetup tiemz plz?

 

[Buttonbasher]

I heard from a friend of a friend that you actually get to fight a

Spoiler

Giant Cockroach

.

Dirty Jobs is sponsered by Halo 3.

 

[DrBo42]

^^ I think Spud just had a 'Nam-like flashback. Be strong brother.

 

[sixthsubset]

Yeah, but I want to know if there'll also be Team hardcore, Bungie recommends etc on launch day...

im pretty sure they should hold off on team hardcore until the mlg rules are released and then base it off of those. that's what the "hardcore" players are going to be playing.

 

[Dama]

10k lol

noooo i missed by 2

 

[traveler]

10,000

Edit: Shit :lol

 

[Calm Killer]

10k WOOT!

 

[Scarecrow]

That scares the shit out of people and everyone bails out.

Speaking of which...

Can someone (with spoiler tags) tell me the minimum number of words it would take to spoil the ending? I want to have an idea of what to avoid when looking through this thread (as I was lucky enough to miss the shennanigans last night). For example, I'll throw up this Bioshock spoiler:

Real Bioshock spoiler, do not read if you havn't solved Bioshock

Spoiler

Atlas is Fontaine. This would be an example of a three word spoiler.

 

[EMBee99]

At least the Hola 3 spoilers aren't out. That Master Bandito is one hell of a soldier and shouldn't have to put up with that kind of crap.

Hola 3 publishes 81,000,000 discs a second, what with the exchange rate and all.

Also, don't stare at the water effects too long, they will give you the shits.

 

[darkressurection]

I can't wait for the new B.net to go up, It looks awesome!

 

[Domino Theory]

Damn near gave me a heart attack..

Same. Don't do that DrBo. Meanie My heart wanted to come out of the screen and punch the monitor.

 

[_dd_]

10000?


*Edit*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MAH DREAMS HAVE BEEN CRUSHED

 

[Buttonbasher]

^^ I think Spud just had a 'Nam-like flashback. Be strong brother.

Threads moving fast.

 

[Cornballer]

Does the big map on top the new B.net page have anything on it? Or is it just a big map?

 

[Diablohead]

About time I hit the sack "...SACK!"

 

[SpudBud]

I'm having flash backs...

 

[ILL2]

This is actually real

MASTERCHIEF

Spoiler

is in the game

 

[Domino Theory]

Threads moving fast.

Everyone wanted the prize.

 

[RavenHawk]

10,000 and 6 days to go!
Shouldn't this be stickied by now?

 

[Keyser Soze]

*sigh* I still don't understand why people are ignorning suggestions of, uh, NOT using your mic when you play on Xbox Live. Either private chat with someone you trust, or plug in the mic, put mute on, and put the volume setting down until it's off.

That , and/or you can do what Ghaleon did and go to "manage profile" and block voice/text messages from people not on your friends list, or people altogether.

I am not using it in any other game, but for poker it is vital to the game... I would not play without it. Honeslty, I really thought that game would be safe

 

[DrBo42]

Speaking of which...

Can someone (with spoiler tags) tell me the minimum number of words it would take to spoil the ending? I want to have an idea of what to avoid when looking through this thread (as I was lucky enough to miss the shennanigans last night). For example, I'll throw up this Bioshock spoiler:

Real Bioshock spoiler, do not read if you havn't solved Bioshock

Spoiler

Atlas is Fontaine. This would be an example of a three word spoiler.

4 words would ruin Halo 3.

 

[Buttonbasher]

Everyone wanted the prize.

Speaking of which when is the contest over?

ruining tease

I don't even want to think about it.

 

[CrunchinJelly]

Speaking of which...

Can someone (with spoiler tags) tell me the minimum number of words it would take to spoil the ending? I want to have an idea of what to avoid when looking through this thread (as I was lucky enough to miss the shennanigans last night).

Spoiler

hsdgfuysgdfouhgdksdkg >>>>>> 2 <<<<<<<<<< jfdhgljsdhflgshdflgjhsdlfk

 

[SpudBud]

A fricken junior member...*sigh*

 

[Domino Theory]

Speaking of which when is the contest over?

Don't know. All I know is that you're going to win. :lol

 

[armubaba]

4 words would ruin Halo 3.

Congratulations on scaring me shitless.

 

[devilscallmedad]

10,000 and 6 days to go!
Shouldn't this be stickied by now?

What's the point of even sticking this, it ain't leaving the first page for about an year

 

[traveler]

I'm seeing conflicting reports on the number of words it would take to spoil it. Excellent!

 

[DrBo42]

Congratulations on scaring me shitless.

luv j00

 

[alexh]

Dirty Jobs is sponsered by Halo 3.

Mike Rowe offers his best, sarcastic-yet-manly comment about the Covenant.

"I'd hate smell Master Chief's suit after a chalupa, but then again, I've smelled worse."

 

[Buttonbasher]

Wasn't the Oblivion thread subtitled like Go Go 10000! ?

And we're there and its not even out yet.

 

[Scarecrow]

4 words would ruin Halo 3.

Thanks. Damn, might have bail and rebeat a few games for the next week.

 

[SpudBud]

I'm seeing conflicting reports on the number of words it would take to spoil it. Excellent!

It would take few.

 

[Toothpick]

Dunno if it was posted already but the full "Believe" ad is on the marketplace along with the "Making of" video..

 

[Buttonbasher]

Thanks. Damn, might have bail and rebeat a few games for the next week.

Bioshock and Mp3 are on my list. Plus I'm half way through my final playthrough of H2 before H3 release.

 

[GhaleonEB]

Hey guyz nice thread ya got going here.