-Was called a "fucking noob" constantly in my first game by the only other guy on my team who had a mic. I tried explaining to the same guy that since we were both playing MLG, it meant we were both pro because MLG=pro. However, if I were to leave the playlist, I wouldn't be pro anymore because I wouldn't be playing MLG. He said "okay noob" but I don't think he understood what I was saying. MLG=pro, and if you're playing anything MLG, it means you're pro. Simple, right? I guess it isn't... I also asked the dude if we could be even seeing as how we were both playing MLG and that meant we were both pro but he simply said "shut-up noob." After the game, some people on the other team started complaining about host and whatnot and started called the victorious team (my team) noobs and yelled out how we sucked and everything.
-Played MLG (pro) Guardian for three games in a row. Ugh. There are like, what, four weapons to choose from? Carbine, BR, Sniper, and Mauler, right? I could find more variety from picking my nose.
-After my third game, having been abandoned by two teammates in the middle of thegame, I was told that I should "shut-up" and "can't say anything" because I sucked and I lost.
-Fourth Game
*in pre-game lobby with other players*
Me: I hope this gametype has AR starts.
Some Guy: You can't be serious, right?
Me: I'm being serious.
Some Guy: Dude, don't you know? This is MLG: there are not AR starts.
Me: Why not?
Some Guy (being all serious): Because it's... pro.
*I burst out in uncontrollable laughter: to hear someone actually say that and sound serious about it was side-splitting.*
*after I've stopped laughing*
Me: What aspect of MLG makes it pro?
Some Guy: Because guys get payed a million bucks a year to play this.
Me: ...
Then some other guy on my team jumps on "some guy" and calls him a "dumb fuckwad" for saying that players get paid a million bucks a year to play.
-After my fifth game I was told I sucked by some guy on the other team despite only going negative one. Also after the game, I received a message from one of my teammates saying, and I quote, "You fuckN suck." This guy's motto is "They call me 'Mr. Pro.'"
-Sixth game I was being yelled at for half the game for not knowing the "call-outs." I think this is the third time I've gotten Amplified.
-Seventh game was actually quite pleseant besides the fact that I had to play on Amplified for the fourth time in a row. I think there are three weapons on the map. Pro people's vocabulary must be very limited because I guess they've never heard of the word "variety."
-Eighth game on Amplified. Whole blue team quit before the game ended. Pleasant game, though.
-Ninth Game: HOLY SHIT CONSTRUCT. And there are like, five weapons: the carbine, sniper, rockets, plasma pistol and BR. MLG variety never felt so good.
- My god. The Piton my tenth game. There are like, four weapons on that map, too! Not wanting to take chances, I had previously partied up with the guys from my previous game. We lost, and got called "fucking losers" and told "we sucked" after the game.
I came for shits and giggles and that's what I got... I hate MLG.